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ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#2 had this conversation once. The literal believer said that penguins were fish and fish didn’t need to go on the ark because they belonged in the sea and wouldn’t be swept away by the flood.
thrashingcows
KamikazeGerbil101
Germhole
#1
genericanamoly
#2 uh no... my New King James Trump Maga Bible says Noah went and picked them up, although he did have to charge them a toll cause he had to pass the Strait of Hormuz.
509tigerfish
insaaanity
#7 Isn't that technically what suicide bombers do?
OmnibusLatinName
Technically... by milliseconds -_-
Funkman418
99% OF FAUX PIGS ARE TRAITORS TO AMERICA !!!!
spinbutton3
#18 white men telling everybody what is right ...which just happens to coincide with what they want... nothing to see here, nothing new.
Grinch01
#2 and they belive that a ship smaller than most Cruise ships could carry 2 of every species and enough food and everything they need for 40 days
rhalm
#21 Yup. America is an infestation, and everyone there is responsible for the current state of America. The irony that so many of them blame eachother for the state of things but not themselves.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Not me. Many of us are sane and logical.
rhalm
Said every insane and illogical person ever.
TheVillageGrouch9000
0RocketCat0
#2: Uh...modern penguins live as far north as the equator. And, the flood obviously altered the entire global landscape, changing natural habitats. Do some research.
TrilithonStone
#21 You are not going to blame the education system for that fukken idiot! His Wharton professor said he was the stupidest student he'd ever had... THEY TRIED!
OmnibusLatinName
Just for a second, I thought you were talking about Henry. [clutch pearls]
modus0
It's not about tumrp, it's about the poorly educated that voted him into office *twice*.
TrilithonStone
Point taken...
DemSumBigAssRidges
#5 Give them money, and you have the world today.
mcoulter876
#8 Amazing singer.
clwnkar01
#7 this is about Islam?
Zooperfalcon
rampartfranklin
509tigerfish
DrWhy9
#2 why would a penguin need to get on a boat to survive a flood?
laurapede83
Asking all the important questions!
HelpfulCorn
I feel like they'd get tired of swimming. They do hang out on land a lot
DrWhy9
Fun fact, penguins can stay in the water for months. The Antarctic penguins that stay on land only do so to take care of their children while their partner is out hunting
amphibiousone
Because God told them to. God was so upset with what a single man did he was willing to commit genocide and also kill any animal that couldn't be bothered to make its way to the ark. Or something idk I didn't read the bible
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
It's been a long long time since I was a kid at church, but I don't think it was what one man did. It was just the evil world in general. It would have taken a long time to build the impossible boat.
DrWhy9
Since it's an allegory where we are missing a lot of context and literally texts we aren't exactly sure what the authors wanted to express. But some sources have the nephilim involved so there could be same major wacky lore we have lost. A actual genealogy of seths descendents and fallen angels would have given us at least 3 more supernatural seasons.
inthepines
#2 And somehow, Noah got all 400,000 species of beetles.
ShiftyBat
#8 I don't have this CocoRosie album. Is this a b-sides compilation?
Yasashii93
I blame Hollywood for popularizing the lovable idiot trope thus making the general population think of stupid people as funny, silly and benign.
In reality, stupid people can and do bring harm to those around them. Even a seemingly likeable idiot who acts kind to you will vote against your rights.
No more “both sides”. No more “let’s hear them out”.
Illpostcheese
I watch a bit of Fox Entertainment News. I want to know exactly what those batshit lunatics are not thinking.
HaveToReplyWTF
#8 "Good job. I didn't say anything about gay people but Dad sure did."
MuffinProof
#2 https://youtube.com/shorts/H8Ac6d05a7A
MechaNinja
#13 After coming into contact with some religious people, I have to watch porn or listen to some death metal or play a really murdery game.
MechKelly
Doom is an excellent mix of metal and murder. 2 birds 1 stone. It's not very sexy though.
aerophex
You could experience two of those things at once if you read the bible
509tigerfish
I highly recommend some good gay porn
MechKelly
Always on the search for new content. Can you recommend some good quality?
MechaNinja
Unfortunately, gay porn does nothing positive for me. I wish I did because that would offend them even more.
509tigerfish
they dont like dancing with people of different races -- maybe that
MechaNinja
Do you think interracial porn would do? My wife doesn't prefer that I dance with other women, and she's whiter than me.