Freemage69

15805 pts ยท March 8, 2013


See, I just figured they only had the one "u", and realized they needed to save it for "forty-four". But your theory is probably almost as good.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That was literally my thought--wholesome Robot Chicken. So, which of us is the clone?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was cruelty worthy of the Trump Timeline....

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gonna need a "Well, that's terrifying." Gif, stat.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna need a copy of the joke over the head gif, stat.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, think about it. Since he did not attribute the words to Jackson, he wasn't quoting a black man, he was stealing from him. In Hegseths world, that's just a bonus.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sounds reasonable.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd ditch the blind trusts. Instead, the ONLY investment vehicles an elected or appointed official can still own when they take office should be government bonds, be they federal, state or municipal. Anything else has to be sold off and cannot be purchased until 6 months after they leave.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#7 Huh. So apparently, I'm bisexual.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step daddy porn often carries at least an implication of grooming, even if the Stepdaughter character is of age. Likewise a lot of step sibling stuff.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I watched the video closely, many times, just to be sure.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, gonna need an astronaut gif, here.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Eh, I've been done with Chomsky since he started cheering for Putin in Ukraine.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

People who care about the evil shit ICE is doing will click on posts about it. The algorithm will see you click on those stories, and decide you want ads related to that topic. Since the billionaire class is backing this fascist bowel movement, there's a lot of pro-ICE ads that you can get fed.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess the flip question is, what happens if you add some potato to egg salad? If it becomes pptato salad, then we're just establishing a hierarchy. But if the salad type depends on the egg::potato ratio, then it's a lot messier.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As others noted, the first bit is a real Folgers ad that had some accidental creepy vibes, then the rest was added on as a parody. My understanding is that the sister's part was written for a MUCH younger actress, and when they switched to the older teen, they kept the dialogye unchanged, and thus things that would just be cute by a 6-y/o, like the bow, become weirdly intimate with them so close in age.

7 months ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

TV Infomercials long had a reputation for showing products that made no sense because they would be targeted to the physically disabled, but would feature able-bodied actors, who then had to display incompetence as if it were their superpower in order to justify the product's existence.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Labyrinth/David Bowie?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, this is my cue to inform anyone who doesn't know that C S Lewis' description of Turkish Delight (eternally tempting once sampled, yet never again quite as good as the first time) matches almost perfectly with how he describes homophonic S&M in his unrelated diaries. Make of that what you will.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going "

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Macho Man, which has no way overtones at all, of course.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'll also order the payments to maximize the OD charges. If you start with 40 bucks in the bank, then pay 5 for breakfast, 8 for lunch, 3 for a coffee, then 36 for gas on your way home, you'll gat hit with 3 OD charges.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saying, "Out of my price range" would be fine. But claiming it's overpriced is more akin to sour grapes.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just remember to temper your sympathy for Comey with the fact that without his actions, we might never have gotten a President Trump. I believe him when he says that he wasn't trying to get Trump in office, but I've long suspected that what he was really trying to do was arrange for a very weak President Hillary, thereby ensuring the GOP could use her as a punching bag and expand their hold on Congress.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah, it's a definite drama spiral.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yet, it didn't even touch on Joker getting jealous of all the Wayne/Bats shipping, and finally actively courting the Dark Knight, taking hostages and demanding a wedding in exchange for their release....

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, his supporters are also nothing to him. That's why he turned on MTG so fast and hard. He MIGHT include his blood descendants in his category, at most.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There is a short parody where she comes back to her home with a the small town charm, says, "I don't know why I ever left this place." Then she sees all the MAGA hats and Trump signs and goes, "Oh, right!" and drives away again.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the full length version, there's a dog at the end.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0