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Yes they played for Trump to Dance.
Dec 7, 2025 8:34 AM
OceansRust
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Yes they played for Trump to Dance.
draconyum
He was pissed he didn't won the Nobel prize for peace so he paid FIFA to make their own peace prize and give it to him
4charactersorlongerwasalreadytaken
Fuck FIFA!
19marcurious57
OceansRust
Joe Biden was speaking at an event a day or two ago, he looked pretty good, spoke very well, still had that passion and fire, didn't fall asleep. Very interesting compared to Dementia Don.
SavageDrums
Oh. My. God. They're all doing his "jerking off two guys at once" dance.
TwoBitGreaser
There should be a boycott of all the US based games and sponsors. I had hoped for the same with Russia and Qatar, but FIFA knows the fans tend to lose focus on anything else once the games start.
FallenJester
Im seriously running out of shit left to boycott.
karlfrack
Not a huge soccer fan but I always watch some World Cup games just like the Olympics. I won't be watching an instant of either next year.
PinnHead350
Four year old child as President...
Stabunaattori
Possible war crimes? They either are war crimes or murders.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Its definitely both.
chewmaca2
Definitely can't lift his arms over his head.
foxpotate
That wasn't an ass kissing that was a full blown rimjob with a reach around.
MyGreatestFearBoner
Relaxing both holes and arching your back.
TanithRosenbaum
Nah, that was way deeper. It was a kiss on trump's lips - from the inside.
chrispisme
Aw fuck! There’s a mental image I didn’t need!
FellaWithUmbrella
Rusty Trombone?
CaptainHyperbole
I don’t know what this means, and please don’t tell me, I’m happy not knowing.
tazedconfused
Beat me to it, fucker. +1
Seul78
Rusty Venture!
DarthWaiterSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykEGtwJuZIs
IIRC, Brock Samson ended up clarifying to Molotov Cocktease that it was just when you jerked it so much that it ended up red and sore to the point where you couldn't touch it again for at least a day.
speedonthis
That what that would be, yes
Jewdakris
It was so rusty I need a tetanus shot from watching it
shameofslate
Rusty Shackleford
michaelfire
young girl...time for a re-write
shawnemack
Out of all of this I’m still most disappointed in the village people
toshach33
The Emperor might as well be wearing "new clothes."
bowlnew545772
I love this woman she's fearless
RubbleTrouser
My fav sport is soccer but this was a sucker punch for me. Thanks FIFA for politicizing it and making it look ridiculous. You greedy motherfuckers.
ElusiveThing
The World Cup will be interesting. I just can't see the US part of it going smoothly.
DarthPutinKGB
He literally threatened the countries in the same group with increased tariffs and more if USA loses
ElusiveThing
I missed that. Sadly I'm not even surprised.
vapinganxiety
That fifa president is a clown. What a shame, create a political prize to fill the ego of a maniac, rapist and general criminal. So full of peace that he created a department of war... boycott fifa wc.
Roganisms
This would be comedy if the fascist wasn't winning and killing anyone that disagrees with him.
AnnieGoolahee
This feels like that episode of Madam Secretary, "Good Bones", except Trump is Nogoyev.
DonL9
The Village People have become a fucking embarrassment. They're dead to me.
albertapaws2000
Pathetic. both of them. pathetic
IToldYouSo1
Waaaazzzzzuuuuuupppppp
Fifa licking orange man's shoes ugh
quasisentience
This was a fucking joke and the world is laughing at America and FIFA. There is no redeeming, there is no justification. Your president is a child that can be bought with shiny things
VictusVonGuyver
Bought with shiny things was apparent from day one. I have pointed out that for such a powerful man, Trump is whoring out the White House for what amounts to pennies on the world stage.
mrthewhitee
New level of corruption for Fifa, which is pretty fucking impressive for the most corrupt sporting org in the world.
jojoyojimbi
most corrupt sporting org in the world.... so far!
donthatemecauseimwittier
It’s a literal nightmare to be an American with apparently a higher level of intelligence than the majority of the population.
hcarpentier
As Europeans we are embarrassingly bad at negotiating with him, though.
Like he is a child but nobody found the right toy to play with him till now.
MikeRInternetTraveler
I am convinced that we could get universal healthcare and universal basic income passed in a single bill, if a Democrat calls it the ‘Donald Trump is awesome and had a huge dick’ Act. He wouldn’t even read it, and he’d bully Republicans into passing it.
He is that stupid and vain.
7qd26tttv7
Haha and then when they realize what they've done they'll try to repeal it
absolutelymad
are you running for congress?
not a bad idea
BranDohCalrissian
Ask them why they wont do it, then. I cant remeber the name of the source but I watched this guy get into how he believes the Dems are losing on purpose bc theyre all just corporatists doing political theater to keep us convinced they actually care. I know on the surface that sounds crazy and I know there is little actual proof. But everyday more and more shit keeps happening that has me convinced that no political party can this inept and ineffective unless it's on purpose.
BHPaperstacks
I love that MAGA boomers were always the ones crying about millennial being raised with participation trophies and now they're applauding their president getting one, lol.
DaveSamsonite
There are MAGA's of ALL generations doing this. Why you gotta be ageist??
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BHPaperstacks
Because the whole participation trophy complaint is a boomer and gen x staple about millennial, and it's funny because they were the one's bitching about their kids not getting trophies.
DaveSamsonite
It isn't. That's your trope now, snowflake. We all got participation trophies.
BHPaperstacks
OK, well it was mostly boomers complaining saying that it made our generation soft. If you're going to say that isn't true go gaslight someone else. Sorry if it offends you to be reminded what some people born at the same time as you pushed into the zeitgeist.
TheDreadPirateMontoya
Until I saw this post, I actually didn't know that he snatched the medal and hung it on himself. I had only seen the photo of him wearing it with that big orange grin.
thatwoodguy
FIFA doesn't give a shit as long as they get their money what it looks like.
itsthevoiceman
Fascist 47 is a fucking disgrace to this country, and to the world.
cytherians
There are still people mind flayed by MAGA mania... who love his shit, even while he steals from their own pockets. They're masochists. Maybe even sadomasochists, as they get fucked by Trump while celebrating that Trump fucked over people they don't like.
History will not be kind to him at all, despite the plethora of pro-Trump propaganda that has been manufactured since 2016.
barstr7
Now FIFA and anyone who supports it is also a disgrace because supporting FIFA means supporting Trump. Remember that. It isn't just Americans, plenty of world leaders, businesses and foreign citizens are willingly enabling him too.
BenderRodriguz1010
Truth.
Ree81
Nah, just your country.
tooL8
Yet, somehow the hamericans managed to succumb to his bullshit and voted for the imbecile to be their next president.
Live with your complacency and/or stupidity.
StOfKillers
I think everyone should start calling us hamericans. It alludes to the fact that we’re a nation of fat asses that would devour ham and also that were a goddamn joke.
tooL8
That's why I made that shit up ;)
itsthevoiceman
As an American who didn't vote for this fuckhead, leave me out of it.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Congratulations on being part of the ~30%, I guess? Like, cool, but it doesn't change the accuracy of the statement.
tooL8
**hands you cookie**
Don't worry, it's the majority of your (I assume you're hamerican) countrymen who made this shitbird leader.
ThelmaTidwell
More people voted for someone not named Trump than voted for Trump. We have this thing called the Electoral College that keeps dragging us down.
ThisOldCPU
So the election fraud never happened? Russia never tampered in our elections? Oh, so it's totes our fault.
tooL8
Get better hardware/software/personnel then.
The U.S. voting system shouldn't be so easy to 'hack' that a few Russians can influence it by such a large margin, without leaving any tangible proof of their actions. Or arrest the people involved, if possible...
lildude52ca
seems like no matter where i go, who i talk to. everyone fucking loves the clown piece of shit. all over the world. fuck this scum bag
PauliePlaysPoorly
No, we love laughing at him and the nation of idiots that allowed him to be voted in.
Kizmet1974
I fucking hate him. I am irish
whoatherebigfella
MajorasFlipFlops
I hate that fucker. From Michigan, a lot of us wish for almost anyone else.
RevengeIsIceCream
You must be talking to some strange people... I'm in Sweden, and everyone I talk to thinks his a complete moron and bad for the world.
chrispisme
I don’t think he’s spoken to anyone in Canada yet either
lildude52ca
small town british columbia... they spread lies and rumours about him faster than he does. they tell me every day about how one day he will rule this land and that he's buying up large swaths of land in canada so he can be our king. its fucking disgusting
pandemicmodedad
The people of Alberta love him. The rest of us hate him. No 51st state. We don't want to be a part of that mess.
MikeRInternetTraveler
I want Democrats in Congress to put up a bill for universal healthcare and universal basic income, and call it ‘The Donald Trump is awesome and has a huge dick Act’. He wouldn’t even care what’s in it, and he’d bully Republicans to pass it.
If you play to his narcissism, you can get him to do anything. Fucking weaponize that for good.
Justwokeup1235772
Easily manipulated give him a fake medal and play his favorite song. Just needs a juice box
sbro11
from the most corrupt organization to the most corrupt politician, figures.
CrumpetsWithHoneyAreCrumpetsWithBeeVomit
WHY VILLAGE PEOPLE! WHY!
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mrmartini
W0lfsbl00d
So he can do his double jerking dance to "young men..."
extraDimensionalAnxiety
"Dance"
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I'm guessing they were asked to perform at the FIFA world cup, not if they wanted to dance for trump. They may have been completely unaware that he would be there.
Columbus43219
No... they played at one of his campaign things (or was it after he won?) and the lead guy made a big speech about how his music belongs to everyone.
antoinettehaupt2
Because no self respecting band wants to be associated with him
stonecoldstevebuschemi
I don't know, Three Doors Down are pretty classy /s
antoinettehaupt2
Oh look I don’t look down apon any band at all
They just don’t want to be associated with Trump
worldrecordstudios
Lol they played at my state fair this summer it was really bad. Almost sad and embarrassing
chewmaca2
Do the even have more to play than YMCA and In the Navy?
Freemage69
Macho Man, which has no way overtones at all, of course.
stinkyweaselt33ts
The sold out for money and power from Trump. They are cashing in and they lost all of their morals. They are even trying to claim that there are no gay overtones in their songs. The singer’s wife (wrap your head around that one) sent a cease and desist letter to comedian Jim Jeffries for talking about the gay overtones in the lyrics.
slamEVIL
Wait. The village people AREN'T gay?!
swofromtherock
Tbf, they have *publicly* always claimed there was nothing gay about the song or the Y.
chewmaca2
The sing 1 song about young men and another about seamen. What else do they sing about?
eadanke
Lets see.... there's Hot Cop, and Macho Man, My Roommate, Fireman, Just a Gigolo, Sodom and Gomorrah, and My Agenda. Mostly not gay probs.
yeahhedugit
And no gay overtones in macho macho Man, either.
genida
He's a child. He probably grew up hearing it, it's catchy, it makes him happy. That's probably as deep as it goes with him.
xETM
you don't think it might go 6-8" deeper?
Efreeti
They put their pride on the shelf
DerKirche
I'm pretty sure there's only one of the original Village People left...
WigglyBlondeNoodle
Yeah and he fought for years to get controlling rights to the village people and their songs. Allegedly, he's a bigoted asshole compared to the other founding members.
xETM
The VIllage Person
lazybuthappy
Seeing what America has become I'd say that's the cop.
Peden1
I'm almost glad his ego has been struck, as long as it distracts him from harming American citizens.
OceansRust
Sadly like the Dr Seuss Goldfish, the more you feed an ego, the bigger it gets.
LivingDeadX
But this brought him joy… and I find that unbearable.
Peden1
Anything that keeps him relevant in the headlines brings him joy. He's not very smart IMO, but very influential
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Oh man I hope nobody tells him until right before he dies.
PerthAussieMike
I know what you mean but he'll say, 'Nah, that's fake news. They LOVED me' and he'll die still in his own little world.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
No, that the song he loves doing his jerking off ghost dick dance to is THE gay anthem.