Barkinsons

237481 pts ยท November 30, 2013


I was interested in Chemistry in high school but once I realized that it will be just math I abandoned it. Now I apply math to biology and it's arguably the worse choice

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Physically yes, but what if we just overvalue each tech company 100-fold and trade their stocks in a circle

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I don't think Varoufakis has any authority on calling people a disappointment but he surely has the experience.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If the solo is in the wrong key that just makes it a Jazz solo

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's a half horse, half man

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The last people who have seen the war are dying out, and with them the last reminder of how horrible it really was

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't call it lazyness, they do go lengths to benefit their wealthy donors. The average politician just doesn't serve the people at all, by choice.

2 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Zuck has been doing this for years, you can charge your advertisers more by creating fake engagement. I once boosted a FB out of curiosity and the viewer numbers just magically go up and then when your paid period is over it all vanishes the same day

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It probably would have killed the entire contest, but they would have deserved it for inviting them

2 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

This time it's even better because you need to have high fever for it to be in the contagious phase to those people really go above and beyond to spread that shit

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The upside is I can make really sloppy photoshops now and people will appreciate it

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah I have two decades of city cycling in my legs, and I've had a few close calls but usually there is a reasonable explanation why a car made a mistake or I made one. Except Taxi drivers. They will try to run you over on purpose.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a vet and I have a mutt. Pretty much every single breed is inbred to an unhealthy degree, we even have issues with the professional sheperds.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ASK YOUR DOCTOR FOR AN OPIOID PRESCRIPTION. WE ARE SERIOUS.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also the existence of a terror organisation is not a justification to just go somewhere and slaughter children like cattle

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah the question is more if he's willing to thunderfuck the entire EU like Orban did or if he's ok with being a bit less blatant about it

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The concept is similar to the scapegoat. People in that time believed that you can avoid divine punishment by putting your sins or in this case a debt onto a goat and letting it die.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And break the fucking sound barrier on your way there

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In Switzerland they built a risky bridge in the mountains and made a bargain with the devil to secure passage by claiming the first sould who would cross it. Then they sent a goat.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I had on on the ICU that was salivating like crazy. Definitely not a good time was had.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't even believe in Jesus' teachings. They believe in something but it aint Jesus

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just tell them you met Jesus, that will get them thinking

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are doing Barkour

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I always wonder what these clowns expect to do if white supremacists would take over. Lead the cheerleading group in the camp?

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I hope the pope excommunicates him lmao

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Gonads more line Gone-nads am I right

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One-pump chump is more fitting

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Most of them are

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