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Apr 4, 2026 6:57 PM
cytherians
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GlenL
I think we all need to remember his last words "ugh ugh, gurgle gurgle"
cowgoesmoo1
Charlie who?
KamikazeGerbil101
NaughtButOne
ThanosDei
I read somewhere that Charlie Kirk had an Epstein-style island but instead of underaged girls it was full of dogs. I’m not saying Charlie Kirk fucked dogs, but there is a high probability that Charlie Kirk was fucked by many dogs.
SunFart
He married one
FlintNorth44
lovehandlesmessiah
Obligatory:
TheVillageGrouch9000
Hadn't seen that. ↑ Nicely done.
huffnpuff72
Time to let him fade to a two line description in the history books.
TwoDogsFucking
He was a one-shot wonder.
Barkinsons
One-pump chump is more fitting
OneMoreLime
Who?
Sebastopol140
Smallface McDeadRacist.
jonhamsandwich11
This is very offensive of you, op, give Charlie some credit. He’s managed to almost seven months without making a single racist comment
cabalin
Also some credit to Erika. Who would ever have ever come up with having fireworks and selling merch at their husband’s funeral? Pure Republican genius! ❤️✝️🇺🇸
tidepool
Melania better be taking notes.
urusername2
Charley would have shot himself, if he was still alive!
cowgoesmoo1
I think if his wife knew what a good time she'd be having after he got unalived, she have shot him first.
urusername2
I can only say, "But she has a conscience". LOL
IceWeaselX
Does she though?
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
This was my immediate reaction to the shooting.
doctorId
Sorry you didn't get your wish. Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll happen to Trump.
Jamesstin
Perfect
Eleshar24
Who's that
Nalianna
some whiny republican lady. no loss.
NoPantsOhClock
A racist Pez dispenser.
doctorId
It was a bobble head originally, but someone modified it
Eleshar24
Is that why his face is so small
CaldariBob
... ₗᵢₗ ᵦᵢₜₛ ...
lightfoot2
Haven't heard from him in awhile. How's he doing?
TungstenOrbital
Snorkeling
cowgoesmoo1
Burning in Hell, from what I understand.
MatrixDragon
Currently showing Chuck Norris the firepits reserved for hateful bigots.
MrStealYourGiF
last I heard he was into vermiculture.
Holinyx05
He's laying low.
lightfoot2
Perfection
cytherians
Word has it, he got into the curious sport of static spelunking.
Either that or oxygen-free extreme diving.
https://imgur.com/scq83DT
WeirdWalker
I think we can all take a moment to reflect upon his final words: "Waaargghhmbblgrbbbmmb."
ArchaeoEejit
MrPoodle
Level21Magikarp
Two thumbs up.
HashMaster9k
Daliena06
That's pretty deep, man /s
TungstenOrbital
PutItInNeutral
His last intelligible words were a racist do whistle.
doctorId
smax410
Didn’t know what they were. Looked it up. Jfc….
Elonth
but also... in like a universal hilarious irony twist very fitting for someone about to experiance it.
PutItInNeutral
The comedic timing of the shot was perfect. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnZvdGZ4bmo2dzA1amtmcHE0bDc1emQ1ZXN4eHViYW54dm51MDA1aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU/200w.webp
Elonth
Honest to god. Like He had to be listening to the speakers right? He was lining up his shot getting ready. Then he says that and was like "oh this is just to perfect" and takes the shot.