tootuncommon

20808 pts ยท March 7, 2014


just a sentient taco who knows a little about a lot and not enough about enough. tired of watching the world devolve. happy to chat about anything

I giggled, thanks

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#29 is always the goat. Looking right at it and still leaning forward first. To try to help, no guarantees there

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can we bake into all elected offices a referendum option for failure to serve? You elect a senator for 6 years, and he does nothing for you, let's start over

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just mailed a ring into the ether

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry. I'm awake a bit longer and happy for a chat but this is for professionals.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prom memories

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25 gotta watch eastern promises again

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude. I hope you find some shred of humanity before you meet your maker

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There is nothing in a store that can be stolen that is worth the death of this child. The cops had a license plate, go arrest them later. Follow them. Forget about whatever they stole. Firing with children in the field is absurd

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

#4 holy cow you found a perfect butt

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 ah, beans

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy smokeS

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No lone rangers?

3 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

I enjoyed all of this very much, thank you

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect combo of flat for stacking and nooks/odd shapes

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does he also live in a pineapple under a tree?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So proud of you my dude

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can fix.... Oh there's nothing to fix, fuck Airbnb haha

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Don't forget toy soldiers!

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#5 I'm just impressed an owl learned to drive

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I surrender

5 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

The taxi driver exchange program was my favorite bit

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Except one of them, sharing video of patel shotgunning beers and looking like an asshole. Good leak there

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this, hilarious!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I can sue my therapist for this obvious HIPAA violation haha. On point, thanks for the clarity presented in several

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking stellar top to bottom. Thank you for the collection

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got an audible laugh,.thank you

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0