theobituator

12151 pts · May 24, 2014


I don't know when my cake day is... it's May 24, but I only know because it told me.

Do you believe in the existence of the earth? Is that a belief?

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's like saying the belief that there isn't a perfect scale model of the empire state building hovering 100m above the surface of lake Superior is a religion.

8 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's with the name tags? And the girl in a tutu?

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#49 what is going on here? Spray too cold?

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

On accident?🤨😠

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, only a dickless incel alpha fuckstick would use the word "mogged" too ..

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I like that I can remember this, but I don't know what it means. Please elaborate...

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hear the Cyclops is not anatomically correct...

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#14 Connor

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not clicking that, fucking clanker! Fuck off!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To out you.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think it might be the assaulting opposing players after the game is over. Just a guess, I didn't watch it, and don't care, but that might be it.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And most of that alfalfa is being exported to the middle east.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This was a particularly fine offering, @GSC

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were they cranking "Haulin' State of Mind", their 2019/2020 hip hop masterpiece?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Wait, what about Radiohead?

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

*Pippin

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real question. Not trying to be a dick. Are birds at all "housetrained"? Or is there always a bit of conure poop here and there...
Love you Pippen, no shade, just curious.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah! Take that, Yanks!
Oh shit, shit's on fire, yo.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6060

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

309!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#36 wanna see this now...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok so, is that cheese, or cabbage on the spam?
What are the scooped balls that go between the shredded cheese (?) and the sliced cheese? Like, what is this? I want to know...

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Find the fish!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RIP that dude's chain, but good cause!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 That's an Archimedean spiral...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck you, scab.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What was the joke there...

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smith is crooked as a dog's hind leg!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or "a gneiss cold beer" with great minerality.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0