superpaul79

37782 pts ยท October 9, 2013


Melania Trump isn't a porn star. She's just a common whore.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That song is on my work playlist, and I hear it quite frequently. Haven't gotten tired of it yet!

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Salsa is better on drugs. Like Zantac.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if I don't have a hose?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's only one thing I pull, because I can't pull any women or men.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh. Fine. I'm getting up.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is talented, and there is Asian talented.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Attractive people are hot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 copy cats

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Please don't make me want pets I can't have.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#25 Shockwave!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 That's a lot of fish cum.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#7 I had that hairdo. It didn't steal anything.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 I've been that drunk.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the replies. I had no idea.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How...
How do you...
Umm...
How do you know songs?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Please let Crumble know that she's beautiful, and I love her.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You can't park there, mate!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Tungsten was also very talkative, and often silent meowed. He was such a good boy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steak on plantain at some hole in the wall in Humboldt Park, Chicago.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Urban dictionary has helped my old ass understand the youths.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought they would just drive the zamboni in reverse.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't a remake. It was moreso a readaptation of the source material.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0