ForeskinOmelette
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Jul 24, 2024 8:14 PM
ForeskinOmelette
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1276
84
Under no circumstances unmute
shitheadtookmyname
Have one on my city. I don't need to pay to take a petri dish in the ocean to do it
cannibalthemusical
The seizure test 5000
jargonmon
GodI hope the theme for the old Dr. WHO is playing.
johnson442
Sort of like the Star Wars effects people got the Hyperspace effect idea from driving through falling snow? But the other way around?
Absent
I don't have epilepsy, but I really dislike flashing lights like this. It is quite annoying, and I think it is a flaw in the overall design if your end goal is majority enjoyment.
FormerlySable
I’m with you.
superpaul79
Zeterai
My god. It's full of stars.
Diyamin
I would much rather have it be clear walls, so I can see outside instead of that. Plus, obviously, at a waterpark instead.
HelpfulCorn
This. My claustrophobia kicked in hard there
FourteenRatsInATrenchcoat
Cruises are an awful floating piece of garbage shit idea. Downvote if you will, I will absolutely die on this hill.
stonecoldstevebuschemi
CorvidPrime
Not for those at risk or seizures.
iamgnat
Maybe it's a ploy to make you forget you are catching Noro.
thegreatmandyii
Or claustrophobia!
DerpScifiCatDog
Yeah I stopped watching, Holy crap
slinkiisu
Fuck cruise ships.
aslum
Fuck cruise ships.
vegivamp
I'm pretty sure LSD is not a great idea when you're going to be in a pool.
Getoffmyfrigginlawn
The world is burning because of stuff like cruise ships.
BeardedWonder82
@op if you know it has garbage sound, just upload without it
Mowerheimen
This slide is what dubstep looks like
machmach
WhiskyBravo
I almost had a seizure just watching this. Hell to the NO
badbmc
Imagine doing that while tripping on acid.
Exyr
That would be mind shredding on shrooms
SeeMyVests
It’s just “safe and sound” by Capital Cities, but sped up. The original version is decent
buseyisgod
I was gonna say, I love the song and the music video. But this remix is awful.
SkinnerTBD
I'd have to go on a cruise ship, so no.
smashpro1
The actual slide looks dope as fuck, though.
mikeatike
A floating ecological disaster and disease incubator? Yea no thanks.
NATA5
I’d like to do this not on a ship. Mostly because I can’t swim so the regular ones are right out.
ViscousCousCous
My first thought was the same as yours, as well
MyRespectableAlterEgo
You couldn’t waterboard me into going on holiday on one of those fucking things. I usually have a “to each their own” approach to travel, but I immediately judge people who go on cruises, and I don’t plan on stopping.
FoxAffair
The alternative is a Waterpark, and that's also a hard no from me, dog.
DdCno1
The last time I went to a waterpark (admittedly ages ago) I had to pull unsupervised toddlers out of wave pools and tubes with fast running water. No life guards to be seen either.
cactuskid1956
Stuck on a floating hotel buffet, fk no
nowinsituation
awesome...but you do not need to be on a giant floating toilet in the ocean to do it...there are water parks on land
TheRicM
It's more like the other way around, you're on a cruise and it would be nice to have a water slide. That's not the sole reason you cruise
runswithlag
I cruise for the stand-up comedy.
ActuallyAPirate
Cruising is fun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and not expensive, yeah they don't get great gas mileage, and that's a problem... I'm hoping they do something about that...
Tumescentpie
https://www.tiltedmap.com/why-cruise-ships-are-bad-for-the-environment/#:~:text=The%20filthy%20fuel%20(called%20marine,for%20the%20climate%20than%20flying.
Tumescentpie
https://www.popsci.com/environment/why-cruise-ships-are-bad-for-the-environment/
OptimisticMisanthrope
Cruising doesn't even require a boat, just a public park with a men's room and a couple of open-minded strangers. Best of all, it's completely free and totally eco-friendly.
Tumescentpie
And they sail under non-american flags so they can do all sorts of shit that wouldn't be allowed by even a country as uncivilized as the US.
WhatUpDog3000
But do they have all-you-can-eat and drink buffets?
ragingzealot
But then how will you show your friends how much money you can waste on stupid shit?
slayston
Cruises are pretty cheap, comparatively...
TheGreatAtomsk
you could buy a cybertruck.
Raikupath
why are these even still a thing? They pollute so much, it's unbelievable
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Because corporations make ungodly sums of money running them.
NeverUnmuteTheGIF
Our tax money bailed them out when covid happened. Shoulda let em hang
Lugh314159
Not many waterparks I know on land have an unlimited bar.
StillNotYouTube
Yeah most have watered down drinks for $18.
Tumescentpie
Every single one of them I've been too allows me access to my car which means I can have an unlimited bar for wat less than the insane prices cruise ships charge for their alcohol
Jawesome19
But they do have a bar ypu can get many many drinks at for less than 1600 dollars for an open bar
Exdeath5000
100% would, I love waterparks
5knotcans
It's the "fun" in goldfish funeral.
dashers
Was expecting to find somebody rapidly aging in a bedroom at the end of this.
psstuphere
Reminds me of my last MRI session
SteveMND
As someone who gets an MRI three times a year, if THAT reminded you of your last MRI session, I feel like you should probably talk to someone about that, pronto.
panta3
As someone who also goes in tubes frequently... yeah check that out. You don't put someone who needs an mri in a seizure machine xD
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Return to Space Mountain
StunttheRunt
jazzhandpanda
Wooh all that seizing made me hungry
Rosferatu
Holy shit, my edible kicked in during that.
Michelinmansribbedpeepee
Same here! Stoned as a gravel road.
DrankTooMuchMead
I'm an epileptic and yep, this would fuck me up. It's the reason I've never gone on Space Mountain in Disneyland.
Magpiebones
Blindfold.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
This was my thought! People coming out the end having a fucking seizure! Lol.
Penelelop
Yep defs not for seizure/migraine/sensory processing sufferers
paladindansesgirlfriend
Yeah, this needs a trigger warning. My eyes 👀
RichardNunez
PerpetualExhaustion
For a split second at the start of the video, I thought the guy in front was bare-ass naked
thegarts
Me too!
080080
i still think that
Huttulungaronk
Dick steering intensifies.
OaksParcel
Just rawdog the water slide
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
He's not?
Grizabellakat007
Same!
lighterletter
Yo ho!! ::Mario sounds::
lildude52ca
So did i but i figured thats just cause they allow nudity at our local pool so i was used to seeing it.
SecondSince
"WOOOOOOO!!!"
quietwalker
He wanted to add some drag so he didn't go too fast.
zaqx
That’s not what drag is?
reichstein
He is
JoeT85
I saw it
TheRicM
How embare-assing
MrsGogol
cousteau
At the end too.
SmashySashimi
It was indeed an ill advised choice of swim trunk color.
cavymeister
That... Or a brilliant one
shyasen
#TEAMBRILLIANT
lildude52ca
Why. who cares if you appear to be nude. hell even if you are nude. just enjoy the slide and stfu
LadyRosete
Ok but what if the concern is for the safety of the dangle bits? Feels unsafe. :<
lildude52ca
we have a local pool that allows us to go nude every so often, they have a giant ass waterslide and no dangly bits pinched yet!
LadyRosete
Fabulous.
HighFlyKai
What’s an ass waterslide?