pizzapockets50

5687 pts · September 21, 2015


#20 try naming:
-5 politicians you can “impeach”
-4 ICE officers you can “deport”
-3 city councilors who need to be “reassigned”
-2 Flook cameras to be “adjusted”
-1 police officer who is guilty of domestic violence

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Damn, where are you going that charges that for the consomé? Never heard of that in the southwest.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Where is it docked currently

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when Boeing killed all those whistle blowers

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey real talk I thought I was giving @OP a real answer. I’ve been on and off all kinds of meds. “Talk to your doctor” is shit you can hear on a commercial and I thought I’d give an honest response. Not a bullshit canned “you can do this” that means fuck all when you’re tasting iron.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for helping me on my mental health journey. Your comment made me see the error of my ways and turn my life around. Sunshine and rainbows to you my beautiful sibling in satan.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP, these commenters sound dumb af. I’ve had it up to high heaven and down to hell low with shit ass docs. You go in for a few days but all the meds say they take a month blah blah blah. Going off your meds often removes a numbness that can be overwhelming but it is real. Nothing to be ashamed of when you get hit with that wave and get caught in the undertow. Most motheruckers ain’t never left the shallow end. Big waves and lots of sorrow and joy out there when you’re riding the waves.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Luigi can also help with your denied claims .

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck trump but I wish people remembered Obama for deportations and drone strikes.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

What’s the song on #32?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dear God, San Francisco next, please.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thirty. Flirty. Thriving.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once I took a road trip with my nieces and nephews and I got to teach them about the whole arm crank thing to get truckers to honk their horn.I don't have children. I don't want children. I have a dozen+(don't make me count them) nieces and and nephews. As I've gotten older my greatest joys have been sharing things with them or teaching things. I can't believe I tried to kill myself before I taught someone how to ride a motorcycle. What if I missed that? There's good in this world etc

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#50 if you're like me and prefer the crust make them in a muffin pan so they all have crust

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, the real hiring test is when you correct them and see if they respond positively (looking to do better) or negatively (doesn't respond well to criticism/correction). Also grammar isn't that deep. Grammar is a part of language as a tool for communication. It can affect the function. If a small misspelling or typo doesn't affect the message then the tool has functioned properly.

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I was gonna say if you can stand Maher's obnoxious pretention and condescension then you are probably similar to the prick. He's a democratic Tucker Carlson.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 isn't the flex atheists think it is. Who or what created the universe is a great question. No one can answer it and I'd say whatever did do it is a form of god. Religion is bullshit but it's a form of philosophy I'd say.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 Ben Starr. But also should be Terra.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this back in 2021? She's a lobbyist now.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah def AI. Can’t believe it’s signed. I don’t mind using AI for a stupid meme but pretending it’s art seems gross

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What was that old super camp movie about giant ticks. I swear it was just called Ticks or something stupid

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#41 you'd see me hitting the Zipline over and over

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the benefit over a traditional pivot?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 imagine snorting a line cut by this person. Unreal.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Felt like Kent State the way they targeted the students
I galloped off whistling "Ohio"
The rest of them stuck doing stand-up at a cricket convention

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where's infinite jest?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What's the goblin situation in there?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like sloppy steaks are back on the menu boys

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We both should. Shit was beautiful. I don't remember anything about the story besides roses and swords and lesbians but what else do you need?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0