monkeybasketball

39302 pts · December 29, 2011


Golden retrievers and the borowitz report.

I grew up with outdoor/indoor cats who we would call in the evening time. Sometimes they would stay out overnight. They lived to be up to 21 years old-none of them were ever run over.
But my family also lived in a quiet suburb without a lot of residential traffic and I’m sure that had something to do with it, too.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you have any video of them painting??

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did it. Drank heavily every day for over 16 years. Except the handful when I was too sick.
I’ll celebrate 6 years sober in January. You’ve got this. Reach out anytime.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I love your tile floors. Cats are fab, too. But have big tile envy.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friends and I watched this so many times. I want to rewatch it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honeycrisp were invented at the university of Minnesota I believe. But we’re at least $2.99 to 3.99 when I checked last. I’ve been partial to cosmic crisp. I’m sure they have the most sugar. They are typically 3.99.
I spend $25 on apples at the store at least once a week, in one shopping trip.
I had to put away $9 organic romaine yesterday because, wtf. So I bought $7 organic red lettuce instead.
Going to start regrowing lettuce that I buy in the store. Forgot all about that trick.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Last sentence. Bingo.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That jump!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alanon is a good place to start.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stinky food. Wet food with liquid smoke. Cheap, wet food. And if you can, set a cat box for them to find their way into, to help corral them in. Try to reach out to a cat rescue/retriever org. This is what they taught me. The smell can waft for a few miles. But do whatever they suggest! Wishing you the very best. ♥️

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He tried to start a fist fight that Bernie Sanders had to stop.
I wish I was kidding.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the outfit!!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck that’s good. God how he’s so happy and sweet at the end. Gahhh

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just after this they attacked a man outside the library and took everything off his person. He had to be taken to the hospital. They then entered a coffee shop and safe haven for many observers (next door) and told them they would be back in the evening to round everyone up.
Things are bad, folks. Today was a lot.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wait what

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MN peeps want to know where that tattoo was acquired! Looks great. @op do you know? Is it yours?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of them are in jeans. All the time.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. They are using prison guards now. Because we know how they don’t operate outside the bounds of the law or anything.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I had a tough day that day, you’re all good. I wish they did way, way more.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that what they used to verify that she was indeed a citizen? This is just so fucking terrifying.

7 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

People believe the man is no longer with us. There is no update on him.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They want us to come with weapons so they can start a firefight, but we won’t give it to them. So far, the blood is only in their hands. It is a lot harder to say what to do and to actually be here in it.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s wonderful when it works. It’s horrible when it doesn’t.

And it’s vile when they yank a man from his car, cuff him, take him around the block to a dark alley, check that he is indeed a citizen, take off the cuffs, and leave him there. Like they did when I was on patrol tonight.
A US citizen. No apology. No we fucked up, huge mistake, we will bring you right back to your car. Just cuffs off and motored away.

We are out every day, cameras in hand, whistles out. Justice will come.

7 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

She’s likely detained.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. It’s been in the neighborhood for years.

7 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

It was about 11 when they were romping around. They only came in afterwards because it was time to eat!
I’m just amazed I found a matching sweater for my big boy to wear. And thank you. I am well aware of their fur, and how they regulate body temperature. They had gotten dressed up for their groomer, to go get a nail trim. But what do I know about the breed?
I’d love to see your Pyr!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope someone gives you a really big hug sometime soon.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I’ve owned Great Pyrenees for many years. I know what they’re about. And today, they were about fashion.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3