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39280 pts · December 29, 2011


Golden retrievers and the borowitz report.

Morally indefensible and fundamentally inhuman.

Points 844
Comments 90
Views 29541

Bingo is lit this week.

Points 39
Comments 9
Views 926

Merry Christmas, you good souls. Thank you for being the best group of friends I’ve never met.

Points 228
Comments 23
Views 4167

You good on crimes, yeah?

Points 646
Comments 82
Views 27333

Stop for a palette cleanser: my dogs gettin’ down in the snow today.

Points 41
Comments 15
Views 901

The latest from Dystopia USA: 3 food related tales.

Points 434
Comments 22
Views 19294

Can we get in on this?

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 304

Help us forget we live here.

Points 36
Comments 81
Views 1336

An extra injection of the Vanity Fair article about Trump’s most trusted staff members

Points 31
Comments 16
Views 1658

It doesn’t end with ICE.

Points 380
Comments 35
Views 13667

Diabolical spread in Vanity Fair of WH staff.

Points 493
Comments 90
Views 27522

$50,000 and a side of pita chips.

Points 504
Comments 34
Views 22944

BREAKING: George Santos assumes Pentagon press pool positions. All of them.

Points 39
Comments 12
Views 1244

General Strike. Our labor is our greatest strength.

Points 32
Comments 8
Views 1058

Snow day!!

Points 66
Comments 11
Views 1650

Shhh, I can hear the crackling.

Points 34
Comments 61
Views 1252

“the government can’t require someone to surrender constitutional rights as a condition for a government benefit.”

Points 40
Comments 11
Views 1088

Kash, your sights are set to black again.

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 1001

That’s corruption, baby.

Points 913
Comments 101
Views 35383

It’s not a puzzle. It’s policy.

Points 14
Comments 9
Views 298

Real feels, dark humor, unhinged sarcasm…anything goes. Love you, folks.

Points 1
Comments 31
Views 664

Just a couple of quick updates from the White House

Points -3
Comments 9
Views 172

Fool me once…

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 462

And what about ‘How bad the Trump Era was’

Points 31
Comments 26
Views 811

We live under a regime.

Points 1089
Comments 113
Views 40488

Whenever I look at any news on my phone

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 551

US Air Force to deny retirement pay

Points 583
Comments 75
Views 9189

Jimmy Kimmel taken off the air.

Points 33
Comments 11
Views 517

You love to see it.

Points 47
Comments 8
Views 679

Putin: Donald, make easy for me to cyber diddle your election. Trump:

Points 33
Comments 23
Views 808

We should be talking about this.

Points 499
Comments 76
Views 9186

And 2x4s are now $99.

Points 36
Comments 17
Views 754

We’re pinning his name to the back of his shirt.

Points 23
Comments 0
Views 767

We’re bread people now.

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 731

Secret Santa, I made bread!

Points 40
Comments 7
Views 2505

Strong like bull, smart like tractor.

Points 636
Comments 36
Views 30389

One to rewatch.

Points 43
Comments 1
Views 1017

Here we go..:

Points 18
Comments 11
Views 422

Merry Christmas!

Points 656
Comments 40
Views 24001

Hey you. You’ve got this.

Points 50
Comments 10
Views 1546

Faster, Jesus, faster.

Points 37
Comments 3
Views 1205

The Zone of Interest

Points 25
Comments 7
Views 1373

Is there any chance…

Points 9
Comments 8
Views 699

He’d plow your sidewalk no problem.

Points 1001
Comments 103
Views 33590

WE CAN DO HARD THINGS! And happy Christmas.

Points 66
Comments 4
Views 501

HE’S A DEMOCRAT.

Points 19
Comments 6
Views 441

I was like, “can we just EMDR this away real quick?”

Points 51
Comments 19
Views 1786

A little jaw and all the cancer are gone!

Points 64
Comments 7
Views 1263

Said goodbye to our girl today.

Points 497
Comments 35
Views 21370

A freshly showered Puppito for you.

Points 39
Comments 2
Views 1036

It’s my cakeday! Murray says to cuddle puddle.

Points 30
Comments 4
Views 1211

All is not lost. We adopted a dog.

Points 48
Comments 10
Views 1000

Please send good vibes our way.

Points 41
Comments 3
Views 993

Take a deep breath. Look at the pup.

Points 42
Comments 4
Views 1316

Why peel when you can just cronch?

Points 34
Comments 8
Views 983

Stray bullet through my front door.

Points 445
Comments 77
Views 21375
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