jbrightmans

31440 pts · October 29, 2011


I was almost in a threesome once...just needed two more people. *za-pow!

They don't have a problem doing whatever they want to do if he died. Lindsey Graham's death showed that. McConnell is wasting away in a bed but still breathing.

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I’m so happy cuz I’m a gummy bear…

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I’ll show you 100% soft…

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College is all online now

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Go for it

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Gloucestershire, UK accent

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In Arizona, there are moderate candidates. Andy Biggs (considered a more MAGA Rep and 2020 election denier) beat the more moderate Rep (non-2020 election denier), David Schweikert, for Rep candidate for Governor. Andy Biggs will therefore run against moderate Dem incumbent, Katie Hobbs, for Governor later this year.

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Yup! No one brought back the ol' timey like Norm: "battle ax", "chunk o' coal", "hotter than a two dollar pistol" and on and on!

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Heh been there!

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Explain

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Yeah, but then what's the bloated management sector going to do besides schedule meetings to apologize for meetings that weren't scheduled and talk about more meetings?

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Yeah, but what's wrong with just saying "return" or "come back" to it. Part of the weirdness are the office buzz word terms that are supposed to make a leader sound more cutting edge or something and "circle back" is just a notorious term in that group.

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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth and TOI-2155b

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lip balm?

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Or you're just old

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1: Don't scratch your asshole, asshole your scratch

2: I luuuuuuuv that

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For maybe 9 months. Maybe a year

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Nice try, kid

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Too much of a good thing...

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Yeah, but lettuce is mostly water, which is also in cancer. Coincidence?

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Cuz it's a cartoon fish. Also kids don't sexualize everything.

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Edward Thorpe, math professor, did it in Vegas in the 70s and he's banned now from a lot of casinos. His book 'Beat the Dealer' is really cool. But I think a lot of casinos have made adjustments because of him.

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What about when the ball doesn't go in the basket?

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KB Homes

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I they meant "human history"

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Possibly; I just meant he looked too skinny to be 200lbs to me so he'd have to be taller.

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Kellogg invented cornflakes so kids wouldn't masturbate. He called masturbation "self-abuse". He was married and they never consumated and they had a lot of adopted kids. He was a doctor, businessman, author, and inventor.

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Yeah, I'm thinking only if he's 6'6"

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Dick Van Dyke and Marilyn Monroe and Fred Gwynne were all born the same year. You've made it longer than many and could have a lot more to go. We don't know how long we have.

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Something something complete

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