haki23

15903 pts · December 21, 2011


Fat guy in a little coat...

I had a girlfriend with a really big purse. We stole a Cadillac once

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Looks like Grand-dad is going to need to pay a visit

1 day ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

There's been a slew of bots doing this crap. Thank you for keeping your eyes open

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was younger I wanted to take chemistry, but I suck at math.
Now that I'm older, I realized I want to take an alchemy class. Just chemistry experiments with cool stuff like this

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's for the twink's safety, I assure you

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I get there I'll save a place for you at the table

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad he's already on a rendition list bound for Guantanamo Bay

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Their little mews sound amazing with headphones on

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She ended up with an artificial eye

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There was a series of pictures taken by a woman who got a piece of glitter in her eye. I think about that every time I see glitter

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or the duck's. As soon as they saw the towel put down they swooped right over

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that Adam Savage? I'm not saying it's really him, but I can see him doing this

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's brilliant!

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When I quit, I'd cough up these little brown BBs in my gunk. It was like the cruddy coating that was lining my alveoli were finally coming loose

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The creatures of Australia have a highly-evolved sense of comedic timing

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"weeth a ben-sill!"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, you need to leave us down here to fix our shit or it will never get better

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You should relocate your laundry folding to the cat's room, obviously

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Oklahoma is jealous of all the attention Mississippi gets

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That'd be a funny establishing shot, yellow Mexican street, heat coming off the road.
Voice says "Why do you wear those god damned things?"
Man takes off yellow-tinted sun glasses, glares at the speaker, and color becomes normal for the rest of the movie

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#21 I have that book, never read!
It's a holy artifact of Nerdery and should be kept in a chapel with other sacred nerd artifacts.
It's got a Worf vs Logan growl-off!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs more slenderman/yeti surprise visitors

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be terrible if someone were to anonymously post it on the company's instagram, or sent it to a distribution list

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“May you live in interesting times” is one of the Three Ancient Curses. “May you find what you’re looking for” and “May you come to the attention of the authorities”are the other two

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The guy that comes up with a beer, because everyone else was queuing up

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hotels/motels and restaurants will do well, and then when construction is finished, business will drop to lower than previous levels (locals avoiding the crowd)
If they increased staffing to help with the increased workload, those people are ass-out as well. Any business improvements done with a payment schedule will suddenly be a burden as the reduce income makes the payments a larger slice of a shrinking pie

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some city departments are small and a little more hands-on. Would you like your disciplinary hearing be a matter of public record? Or if other disciplinary hearings were public, would you even want to work there?
If it's that bad a discipline issue, there's trials with judges and lawyers and stuff

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

meetings about personnel and staffing, maybe, but if we're going to be on the hook financially, then no

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Does she do the sealife sounds in Rock Lobster?

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