fastjeff

84192 pts · February 13, 2012


13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, who was in net the last time the Leafs won the cup?

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those dumb shits probably be the ones hitting my truck because they're on their fucking phone while driving.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I could go back in time, I’d tell young me to just dance with her, you don’t know how she is going to be around. Wasn’t long and I been living for decades waiting. People live a damn long time.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And you can get those things if you can convince people to keep voting even when they think they have it in the bag.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That is just messed up

3 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this real?

3 days ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Not to be impolite, but, I mean, Squirrely Dan seems to be the only one living der.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I remember 45, pretty much when I life actually started. Have fun. Go see some stuff, doesn't need to be expensive to get there, just stuff.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why? What's wrong with sleepovers? Oh, wait, I am dumb.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the facts about those rocks they put the tracks on.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show some leg dude.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come on man, I only got so many golds and it only needs to last 3 whole minutes at the most.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... somehow... it's going to be Canada interfering with american elections because of smoke?
I am joking, but fuck, that dumbshit cheetofuck will probably say it at least once.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could not stop reading. I think he needs a big red circle to point at the point.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*scrambles to get a mohawk* Got to become deniro, got to become deniro... YOU talkin to me? You TALKING to me? You talking TO me? You talking to ME?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day he needs to write a song about how magnets work.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think one of those C's stand for the C word.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instead of the white house... can we do data centers? I mean, win/win, right?

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I remember the bad days when we'd get bread that stores were throwing away, ripping the mold off the bread and chucking that part away... food. We'd feel bad when we'd not eat all the bread and it got too moldy. Holy shit, came a long way. I dunno, I don't remember getting sick. I do remember getting a job and buying new bread, it was... extravagant. Toast, omg, toast, butter... or yellow butter like food product on warm bread? Ambrosia, or the food like equivalent. Burnt toast? Crunchier food.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

What if she doesn't have balls?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Those bees remind me of butters playing lord of the rings.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You called?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pizza joint, people getting swung around... by any chance, was Mel Torme there?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cultural burning happens in the cariboo. It's not a perfect answer, but it's better than what we had in the past. 30 years ago dad was warning us about beetle kills and saying that it's only a matter of time. Old man passed away and 1 week later one of the worst fire seasons around here happened. I'm not saying the first nations know best, but come on, how long before we work together for sustainability. It's bad out here. I been working in natural resources for 12 years now and I'm exhausted.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0