cuzitsthere

39578 pts ยท April 3, 2014


jeeps, beer, and uhh.... rope stuff.

Ooooweee I hit a nerve! Was it the grok bit or the driving?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"thesaurus bro". Not a book. Maybe next week your aunty momma can teach you to read ALL the words in a sentence...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, you talk like a thesaurus bro that's too dumb to read a thesaurus... "Side skirt the true faith of the original conversation"?! Did grok tell you that sounded smart? Lmao

You can plug in whatever numbers you want, fact is you drive like old people fuck. Wonder that, smart stuff.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

True, and those are much better, but it's still high pressure blasting your clear coat... I always recommend touchless but, even then... 4x/week?! Your garden hose would suffice 48 hours after a fresh wax coat, come on.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This, unfortunately, kills the car. Seriously, an automated car wash 4x/week? I'm glad you like a clean car, I hope you're not as attached to having a PAINTED car...

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

"15 seconds longer" than what? If you're going 0-55 in 30+ seconds, you're basically idling from one stop to the next.

I can already see your response in my mind... "Something something safety, and blah blah road rage" as if I'm foaming at the mouth while typing this lol

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Game at Carousel looks interesting

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#2 Is that what the research says?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the blister beetles!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That source shows a different story than the rest of the articles I've seen. Yours is the only one to include the axe and the heil Hitler claim...

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mother's Day? Well, at least this time you got the cartoon right...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A hell of a lot lighter than a twunk

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's the same thing but you put the words in a different order. "You will be shot even if you did everything right, the media will then lie and say it was your fault" and "the media will lie and say it was your fault for getting shot even if it wasn't" is the same statement. The two issues being pointed out are the shooting and the media cover-up but that doesn't mean you have to single one of the two issues out... It can just say both things.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, that is the point of the post. That's the whole point. The post uses a lot of words to literally say "you will still get shot even if you're doing the right thing". It adds context around that sentence, but it's still just "you will get shot regardless"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You def missed the point of the image... The news won't report you were a good girl, that's the whole point.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That tattoo goes hard as fuck, unironically.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Because he knows it will insult the other person who demonstrably views homosexuality as a bad thing? That's why. How hard is it to come up with that? Is your high horse so tall that your brain is losing oxygen?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It should've turned into a violent protest after dude grabbed that man by the face like that... Why yes, your honor, the curb stomping was in self defense

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anybody who utters the phrase "there's a proper way to protest", or any derivative within the same line of thinking, is also a target.

A target of violence, in case that wasn't clear. That guy should be missing teeth and days of work after saying that.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a trump 2028 sign in a yard in my neighborhood... I can't figure out how to get away with hucking a Molotov at the house

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So fucking cool lol

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I get it, man... Being a union factory worker has set me up pretty nicely for the past decade... And now the factory is closing and I (and about 2900 coworkers) will be out of a job. I lose full days to dissociation

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE medieval castle. They was pooping in that one single castle of medieval times...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't even know what day it is, we can't expect too much from you

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you thinking of SPF?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darkvision doesn't work in magical darkness

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So... Describing someone as "wanting to fuck dudes" is homophobic... Cool, how do gay guys describe it?

Oh, or are you offended that someone called kegsbreath "gay"? Why would that offend you, I wonder...

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't see any here so... Just making a random and vaguely related statement? Lots of that going around recently...

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

My first thought was how cool it would be if a life-size version existed... My second thought was "oh right, sea planes"

2 weeks ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 0

Can I get "stoic sense of duty"? Heheh doodie...

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