She's in the Uncanny Valley of fear--too scared to just pick it up and put it somewhere else, but not scared enough to flail about and fling it away in the process.
I was taking my trash out this morning and I thought I saw a snail on the sidewalk, it was bright and sunny out and I thought I'd help the sail along and as I've been down to pick it up I noticed it was a dog turd. Fortunately, I saw it in time.
"It's mostly the unwanted attention from creeps that makes them uncomfortable. I'll be going out with you & you step away for a few minutes to take a piss or something & some rando always tries to chat me up. I get it, I'm hot, I'm obviously married, go away. If you want that kind of attention, then they're fine if you like wearing a thong with a bit more coverage. If you get sweaty then yes they are uncomfortable, but so are bras. They're obviously for form, not function." - wife
dude, she making a tiktok in one hand while a -captured- beetle (you aint finding that one near humans) while someone else is recording her as well and being real careful to make sure every part of her is on video while walking around in a pulled up short. every single thing about this is staged.
And I completely agree. I was just wondering if clothes like that get uncomfortable. The only thing I can wear that tight is my underwear. I see women wearing tights all the time.
I don't know the precise species of that beetle, but I do know that the vast majority of beetles are harmless to humans. There is one with a venomous sting, and the bombardier beetle for examples of species you should leave alone. Relative links. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onychoc">bitarsis">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onychocerus_albitarsis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle
OjibwainAlberta
Where's the beetle?
Jerkfacedjerk
A not so leetle beetle
osser
Lucky beetle
oprondek1978
I wish I could get one
Jaqdakloun
What a beauty
relsky
I saw a hercules beetle last week, and I showed everyone. I had no idea those things existed in georgia. Beetles are just the coolest fucking bugs.
Megadestructo
Are those shorts meant to just give you an extreme wedgie on purpose?
whistlebuzz
Is that Alice from Shrinking?
ChewyTheWookie
The story has a happy end
And a few chapters in between
https://youtube.com/shorts/725XoJtI3uc
FlyingTigerRose
The shape, color, and size of that beautiful beetle would make a striking tattoo.
Srcsqwrn
BIG WEEVIL! INCREDIBLE!
sonnuvah
She's in the Uncanny Valley of fear--too scared to just pick it up and put it somewhere else, but not scared enough to flail about and fling it away in the process.
vaiperu
By the way the camera person makes sure to get a good cheek shot at the end, it might be staged
uzetaab
So?
StrayBis
It's a Nike Ad
stonecoldstevebuschemi
It's 2026, everything is staged. Authenticity disappeared a few years ago.
certainlynotaserialkiller
obviously not. its completly normal to walk around in sports underwear (with the shorts pulled up) while having a domesitcated beetle on your arm.
gummyloaf
At what looks to be a vacation resort, quite literally next to a hot tub? Yeah, dumbass
Hemtroll
The beetle is a paid actor
jalcantara88127001
That bug has good taste
eetsumkaus
how do you know? have you eaten one?
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Probably, you never know what they put into food these days. Certainly wouldn't be my first bug *stares at bag on M&Ms*
camn333
If you look very closely, you'll notice there's a red bug in the video.
SuperfluousMeh
I was taking my trash out this morning and I thought I saw a snail on the sidewalk, it was bright and sunny out and I thought I'd help the sail along and as I've been down to pick it up I noticed it was a dog turd. Fortunately, I saw it in time.
bbmwilson2
Cheech and Chong have a skit similar.
BranDohCalrissian
Its labrador
Sebastopol140
Sexy!! oh and the girl is pretty too.
fluxfusion3
Both tasty !
PantsAreForTheWeek
Beauty of the beetle.
pdhackley
Beetle, what beetle?
Clayman8
Camera guy knows the rules. 👌
jridley
That is a super cool beetle.
ParaBellumOutfitters
Jill Valentine in: Resident Weevil
XEtAl
Gruesslibaer
Beauty and the Beatle.
MotoCanuck
Beetles get cuter as they get bigger :>
spooktree
honestly thought she was going to eat it
disappointed
Rathan5
karashu2000
ILikeFood2000
Perfection
welcometothedystopia
You are uncomfortable.
memeseeks
Ladies, I'm sorry, but I have to ask: Are those types of shorts uncomfortable? You know, because they are kind up in you?
TheOneFreiman
"It's mostly the unwanted attention from creeps that makes them uncomfortable. I'll be going out with you & you step away for a few minutes to take a piss or something & some rando always tries to chat me up. I get it, I'm hot, I'm obviously married, go away. If you want that kind of attention, then they're fine if you like wearing a thong with a bit more coverage. If you get sweaty then yes they are uncomfortable, but so are bras. They're obviously for form, not function." - wife
certainlynotaserialkiller
its staged, she puts on normal clothes immediatly after. or do you think this is normal outside wear for women?
TheBlueMuppet
Women can wear whatever the fuck they want, and sometimes they want to wear this. It's not a puzzle.
certainlynotaserialkiller
dude, she making a tiktok in one hand while a -captured- beetle (you aint finding that one near humans) while someone else is recording her as well and being real careful to make sure every part of her is on video while walking around in a pulled up short. every single thing about this is staged.
memeseeks
And I completely agree. I was just wondering if clothes like that get uncomfortable. The only thing I can wear that tight is my underwear. I see women wearing tights all the time.
BigV
Well, I'll need a name obviously
livithion2
Patrick
TouchMyInfection
Macrochirus praetor
TheMindEntropic
This is the way!
invisiblemaniac
That is certainly not the lesser of two weevils.
NeverEnoughFoxes
I concur.
iDrawStuff
https://imgur.com/ZDymZAd
iovebeans
Lemme tell about a friend of mine
meme2theextreme
invisiblemaniac
bananabonanza3
Oh, it’s just a lil (big) weevil guy. They aren’t dangerous, right?
tzahtman
SquirtVonnegut
only if you've got wood
Casually
Not dangerous. They do fly and I would have loved to see her reaction to that.
Kalcibonie
unless she identifies as an acorn or tree she should be fine
NaughtButOne
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yep. There isn't a single evil weevil
imjustheretoholdyourhandwhenyoudie
So they’re actually wegood 😬😁
QuatermainFT
unless you are crops
RigoryMorty
Giant malaya weevil, yeah completely harmless
Canigetbannedagain2
Thanks, I was also going to do what kind it was.
CrisprCAS
But not the one you want if you have a choice, since you should always pick the lesser of two weevils.
UncomfortableQuestions
IronCore
I don't know the precise species of that beetle, but I do know that the vast majority of beetles are harmless to humans. There is one with a venomous sting, and the bombardier beetle for examples of species you should leave alone. Relative links. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onychoc">bitarsis">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onychocerus_albitarsis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle
dlshark
. To read later!
cuzitsthere
Don't forget the blister beetles!
bloodtaker3
What a fun name
IronCore
Until now I thought they were different names for the same thing. That's wrong. They are two different beetles. Thanks.