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Jul 17, 2026 2:11 PM
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Swiggy1957
Tried that. After two weeks, my fleshlight said it liked me, but not in that way. I've been friendzoned by a fleshlight.what could be worse. My In-Flate-0-Mate isn't speaking to me.
robingal1
Would her hook arm become alive?
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
What if it was a bidet ?
jtxyz
https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-robot-toilet-comes-to-you-when-you-need-to-go-its-absurdly-expensive-though/
aslum
https://www.baldwinpage.com/spacetrawler/2010/09/21/spacetrawler-78/ Potty Bot is a re-occurring character in Space Trawler
ShadeMeadowsArt
https://youtu.be/AmfZDSDJkIk?is=pWfstvcgK2Fms61P
widiwi
RuricOrhlandis
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pgdave
It's okay, it has a watersports and scat kink. But it moans every time you use it.
GamiCross
This is going to awaken something in someone...
Circe007
WarlockSniper
*DBZ:A Intensifies*
Toilet in spaceship: SCHEIßEN SIE AUF MEINEN GESICHT!
Me: *died from laughter*
TickTockDeadMan
DonkeyGoat
SlyeFox
Isn't that from Look Who's Talking Too?
DonkeyGoat
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Munchman347
Massive Zucchini, 'Oh no, not again!'...
GhostBear3067
Toilet: "Trust me I am not any happier about this than you."
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Or am I?
TerminalGear
The good news is, the toilets into that kind of thing. The bad news is, THE TOILETS INTO THAT KIND OF THING.
Yellowchopsticks
There needs to be a flintstonian "eh, it's a living"
barefootguru
cosonfused
that's the one i was hoping to see
NZSheeps
There it is
cloudskye280k
If you had a sentient toilet would you prefer it craved to serve its purpose or hate to serve its purpose?
anjeleyezjr
What if they were agressively eager to serve their purpose?
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
One must imagine Pissyphus happy
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Douglas Adams asked a very similar question. https://youtu.be/bAF35dekiAY?t=74
cuzitsthere
Can I get "stoic sense of duty"? Heheh doodie...
buckeye27fan11
Depends on how the bidet worked
CyberHexx
Better yet, would you prefer toilets like the ones on the living starship Lexx? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdrjLi0lBM4
AyrA
Whichever model of those is self cleaning
ihugpeople
I agree, but how? With a tongue, like a cat?
MrStealYourGiF
Yeah I want a simple proud to serve and takes care in it's work type, not "talkie toaster" enthusiastic or pervy "ohhh yesss" groaning.
goflyblind
ah, so you're a waffle man!
MrStealYourGiF
yeah doing it in the shower next time /s
Badgerbadgerson3
I want it into drinking piss but not into scat, like me.
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
...Fuckin' hell, Badge...
TheBigBadBonerBiter
TheLordFoxington
There are two ways to read this comment, and while I am okay with one, the other horrifies me.
just4thelolz
Circe007
Sauce plox!
marthafarquar
Its from Next Gen (2018) , the scene appeared in some trailers but I'm not sure if it made the final cut.
AFallenDragon
If I remember it actually did make it into the movie.
Circe007
Thats helps, thank you!
Radijsjes
Great movie!
Maultasche
Canigetbannedagain2
Don't forget this one. /a/0yzA9fW
diezl97
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-VxNn3MnzI
notreallyaclevername
https://youtube.com/shorts/5RHG0YWQTIw?is=_hmu3oMcY3PcXmKR
diezl97
Excellent, and ofc that reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmePz0jyA5A
Canigetbannedagain2
RuricOrhlandis
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akafluffy
I had almost forgotten this... guess I gotta whip out the ol' brain bleach again
080080
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notreallyaclevername
Since all of the people were turned into something that was a bit of a pun or a quirk of their personality (like Cogsworth being a click because he was anal about punctuality). This guy was probably the "Valet de Chamber" (probably spelled differently, I don't speak French). So he got to go from wiping the Beast's ass when he was human, to this.
horsetuna
Garcon de piss
LordofGoats
Or, just like Cogsworth's transformation being based on his personality, this person was full of shit.
ChiLLeCheeze
Lick it clean. ughhhhh yeahhhhhh. Lick deeper, I think you missed a spot.
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
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