creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety

1382970 pts · November 20, 2012


I'm 26, female, and currently live in the DC metro area. Because you can't pay bills with internet points, I've decided it would be prudent for me to spend a little more time in the real world and a little (ok, a lot) less time on imgur. Some useful information about me: • I went to a military school for high school. There were lots of rules and sometimes I even followed them. • People tend to hate me because I'm so universally well-liked. • One time a camel wouldn't get out of my car so I punched him in the face. • I am utterly obsessed with college football and feel like a part of me is missing from January through August. Insulting my team hurts my feelings to the point where we probably can't be friends. http://imgur.com/0r8aHKz • Sometimes I can't coordinate my need for a deep breath with my lungs so I have trouble yawning. • I spent the first 12 years of my life thinking kangaroos were fictional. • I was in a sorority while attending one of the country's best universities, because http://i.imgur.com/ETjozBl.gif. • "It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission" is my life-motto. • A lot of people think that I think I'm "better than you" because I have a bunch of internet points. That's simply not true at all. I'm better than you for lots of other reasons. • I have a dimple but it's hidden in the crease of my smile so no one can see it unless I make a funny face - this is among the top 5 tragedies of my life. • I can say the alphabet backwards almost as quickly as I can say it forwards. I'm really proud of this and will demonstrate it at every opportunity. • I once drank a beer out of some guy's shoe because he told me it's something people do in New Zealand. It's not. I'm gullible. I like to put ties on my dog. http://i.imgur.com/NVsW66C.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Oo13guq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/KoHhGp9.jpg He got high one time. http://i.imgur.com/KB5tNEI.jpg He's really special. http://imgur.com/upN8XbT This is me (Thanks to Moonkey for such a flattering pic): http://i.imgur.com/BrevHsD.jpg He says I'm just his type. This is me from the perspective of a 7th grader. http://i.imgur.com/lWgaZis.jpg I stalk these people on imgur and only sometimes in real life: Moonkey, SexySloth, ChemistryDoc, ShamrockFury, IntracolonicEXPLOSION (he was my friend before it was cool), idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans, utopiaa, TheAverageSpiderMan, Enidaj, stormchaser101 (he introduced me to imgur, so if you hate my presence, blame him) What should be my greatest comment but isn't because the image was deleted: http://i.imgur.com/YdmZalJ.png No, I'm not done complaining about it. Someone dedicated their entire fake account to me, which is basically the best thing that's ever happened. http://i.imgur.com/0ApF62K.png

Not really ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help me I don’t remember this but feel like I almost remember it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. That's a beautiful cat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey thanks for checking. I haven't made ramen in the last 5 years, so I'm still going strong. Life is about the little wins.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This comment is a masterpiece and no one noticed.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Update 5 years later: Am now vegan, can confirm it's my greatest conundrum

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

batter lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, I love this. Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The majority of dairy cows are sold for meat once they're used up

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

[citation needed]

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy belated anniversary

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IMO it's not about the species itself but instead about what the extinction says of our impact on the earth and the goodness of humanity.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, because eating meat and not eating meat are comparable on the harm scale. Definitely.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's at least 19 years old. I'm assuming health issues are par for the course at this point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Relevant username? :P

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because we aren't your mother

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for that :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was salvaged.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If your life is in danger and it takes breaking a law to escape that danger, something is wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

At 26 years old, she's going on her 12th year of getting citizenship. And she will get it. It still shouldn't be this hard, this degrading.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Because you've never broken a law, I'm sure. I will never understand criminalizing a law broken out of desperation.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

She is a college educated economics master who has never not held a job in her adult life. We should want her, and our process says we don't

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My best friend is trying to immigrate legally. It completely changed how she feels about illegals. She wishes she had done it that way.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You are a gross human. The indifferent ignorance for what people go through is astounding.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Literally where in the world did you go? I can't think of a single country where I'd say "you're not missing much", let alone the world

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not anti jokes about topics like this, but suggesting the act was wanted in any way crosses a line & goes completely against the message

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's a lot of anger for a three year old post

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0