I'm 26, female, and currently live in the DC metro area. Because you can't pay bills with internet points, I've decided it would be prudent for me to spend a little more time in the real world and a little (ok, a lot) less time on imgur. Some useful information about me: • I went to a military school for high school. There were lots of rules and sometimes I even followed them. • People tend to hate me because I'm so universally well-liked. • One time a camel wouldn't get out of my car so I punched him in the face. • I am utterly obsessed with college football and feel like a part of me is missing from January through August. Insulting my team hurts my feelings to the point where we probably can't be friends. http://imgur.com/0r8aHKz • Sometimes I can't coordinate my need for a deep breath with my lungs so I have trouble yawning. • I spent the first 12 years of my life thinking kangaroos were fictional. • I was in a sorority while attending one of the country's best universities, because http://i.imgur.com/ETjozBl.gif. • "It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission" is my life-motto. • A lot of people think that I think I'm "better than you" because I have a bunch of internet points. That's simply not true at all. I'm better than you for lots of other reasons. • I have a dimple but it's hidden in the crease of my smile so no one can see it unless I make a funny face - this is among the top 5 tragedies of my life. • I can say the alphabet backwards almost as quickly as I can say it forwards. I'm really proud of this and will demonstrate it at every opportunity. • I once drank a beer out of some guy's shoe because he told me it's something people do in New Zealand. It's not. I'm gullible. I like to put ties on my dog. http://i.imgur.com/NVsW66C.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Oo13guq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/KoHhGp9.jpg He got high one time. http://i.imgur.com/KB5tNEI.jpg He's really special. http://imgur.com/upN8XbT This is me (Thanks to Moonkey for such a flattering pic): http://i.imgur.com/BrevHsD.jpg He says I'm just his type. This is me from the perspective of a 7th grader. http://i.imgur.com/lWgaZis.jpg I stalk these people on imgur and only sometimes in real life: Moonkey, SexySloth, ChemistryDoc, ShamrockFury, IntracolonicEXPLOSION (he was my friend before it was cool), idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans, utopiaa, TheAverageSpiderMan, Enidaj, stormchaser101 (he introduced me to imgur, so if you hate my presence, blame him) What should be my greatest comment but isn't because the image was deleted: http://i.imgur.com/YdmZalJ.png No, I'm not done complaining about it. Someone dedicated their entire fake account to me, which is basically the best thing that's ever happened. http://i.imgur.com/0ApF62K.png
Not really ?
Help me I don’t remember this but feel like I almost remember it
Damn. That's a beautiful cat.
Hey thanks for checking. I haven't made ramen in the last 5 years, so I'm still going strong. Life is about the little wins.
This comment is a masterpiece and no one noticed.
Update 5 years later: Am now vegan, can confirm it's my greatest conundrum
batter lol
Maybe
Dude, I love this. Thank you.
This comment is great for moments like this -https://www.reddit.com/r/getdisciplined/comments/1q96b5/i_just_dont_care_about_myself/cdah4af/
The majority of dairy cows are sold for meat once they're used up
[citation needed]
Happy belated anniversary
Hi
IMO it's not about the species itself but instead about what the extinction says of our impact on the earth and the goodness of humanity.
Ah yes, because eating meat and not eating meat are comparable on the harm scale. Definitely.
He's at least 19 years old. I'm assuming health issues are par for the course at this point.
Relevant username? :P
Because we aren't your mother
Thanks for that :P
It was salvaged.
If your life is in danger and it takes breaking a law to escape that danger, something is wrong.
At 26 years old, she's going on her 12th year of getting citizenship. And she will get it. It still shouldn't be this hard, this degrading.
Because you've never broken a law, I'm sure. I will never understand criminalizing a law broken out of desperation.
She is a college educated economics master who has never not held a job in her adult life. We should want her, and our process says we don't
My best friend is trying to immigrate legally. It completely changed how she feels about illegals. She wishes she had done it that way.
You are a gross human. The indifferent ignorance for what people go through is astounding.
Literally where in the world did you go? I can't think of a single country where I'd say "you're not missing much", let alone the world
I'm not anti jokes about topics like this, but suggesting the act was wanted in any way crosses a line & goes completely against the message
That's a lot of anger for a three year old post