Aug 7, 2018 7:45 AM
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KyEzOaR
Like dog but not
wurzelpanda
i'm always scared if cows are running/frolicking like dogs, that they might break their legs, because legs are so thin compared to the body
skcallahan11111
As the owner of 4 cows and 2 dogs, can confirm
jpreich
What I'm hearing is that we should be eating dogs too
taself
lol that is so cute, jersey cattle a such lovely animals
grandmastonguekiss
You misspelled tasty
AsFarAsIKnow
as if those are mutually exclusive. I bet you're also both lovely and tasty.
VampireBearz
Question is do we stop eating cows or do we begin eating dogs ??
fabulouspizza
Depends on how hungry you are
mewtooie
Dogs just get along with everything
Findingabetterway
I miss the cows at my old job, I would always spend my lunch brake with them. They were so sweet and loved it when I visited and brought >
< apples and other treats. My co-workers thought I was nuts, but they have no idea on what they were missing out on.
DevilsArsehole
No ear tags?
Asbjorn
naww, I miss our dairy cows now. Gramps used to give them sugar lumps as treats.
DrSharkbite
v
DRdingleberry10
BitchinBotanist
*moof moof* I’m dying that’s so funny
TheWastedGent
OMG it’s so fluffy
tReasonoustRump
Baeron
Tarren Mill is really heating up...
BOBNOBODY
She's a big baby.
reineseele
Still good boys.
goforthandconquer
everybody loves love and pettings....amazing...so simple
dalle1984
Good idea! Massaging the meat will make it more tender.
ipostthingsthatmakemelaugh
That's a milk cow you uncultured swine!
CaarlThatKillsPeople
Dairy cow tho
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
The majority of dairy cows are sold for meat once they're used up
Zap117
Is that why Asians eat them ?
handbanana13
Grass puppy
IsThisUsernameAlright
Just with really solid heads. God they hurt if they swipe you
SurrealGorilla
Big, delicious dogs.
tupacshomie
Nonsense. I grew up with cows. They're big grumpy dicks that dont know about personal space.
lurkerprof
Is it just me or was anyone else thinking the dog would face-hump the cow?
EnigmaV8
And yet we only eat one of those.
Not in all countries
Yes yes, we know. (glares at East Asia)
sirhebington1
Because breeding carnivores for food is inefficient. Smaller and gotta feed em meat you could eat.
stilloldbull
Can you milk a dog?
MistressLyda
Yup. I have. Quite fiddly, but it works.
BellaCose
I had a friend who thought Chihuahua cheese came from dog milk.
You mean it doesn't ?
TongueWagger
You can milk anything that has nipples.
I have nipples can you milk me?
Is that you Jack?
Queequeg
I'd be willing to try
Piornet
I'm by no means an in-your-face vegetarian, but things like this sure make me glad I'm a vegetarian.
thewiggins
Found the vegetarian!
skilletrock
Me too! I have been a vegetarian for 27 years but I never speak of it unless someone else bring it up.
Same here! I almost always find something anywhere I go so I just suck it up and get the lame salad at Outback if thats where ppl want to go
thebiggestblackestdick
Almost like social mammalian brains are wired similarly.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Whereas the strength-in-numbers strategy of social prey animals largely comes down to outrunning your conspecifics when being hunted.
Up to a point, yes. Dogs, being descendants of pack hunters, are able to communicate and cooperate and possess more social intelligence.
MajorGameage
Dogs are just small cows...
UnemployedInGreenland
smol coos
OliverClothesoff70
Remind me not to ask for milk or cream for my coffee on my next visit to your house.
LancerPants
Just as tasty too
HomosexualCorpse
Cats are just domesticated Tigers with no responsibility
gtmiller
Change my mind
greendogblue
Please don’t try to milk your dog
IHaveJumperCables
CoochTickler
I would not drink the milk tho.
railgap
I know which of these cows I want trying to climb into my lap tho.
yourmomscheese
Well now I get where certain Asian restaurants are coming from
AntiCircleJerker
Stop it, Korea.
DarkLordTrump
Ever try to milk a dog?
Martellus
Nah, they taste different. Beef all the way.
TomZarekVP
https://media1.tenor.com/images/066b9d7e77cc3da8cd60f6f001183682/tenor.gif
DiscoveredByTheGermansIn1904
Checkmate, atheists
flicknice
OhMaGawd Bekkeh didja evah just fink that dogs r smol cows?
Watersample
English please? Google translate has fucked me too many times.
I was typing in a heavy valley girl accent, but nobody seems to have picked up on it but I'm asked if dogs might be small cows.
Uhh... Okay. Thanks!
MattDark86
TBH, in my head, it sounded more like a drunk scouser.
That works too
DavosTheOnionKnight
Big TASTY dogs.
Oh come on. Are there this many vegans, vegetarians, and Hindus on here?
Jenjidai
Not all cows are big dogs. Some of them are women.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Does that make them bitches?
LouCrow
XelfiLily
Not all women are cows... some men also have tits
ZachNanamus
Grimmrog
guess that was an udderly ineviteable comment to appear.
Kennytarmac
B0nerjams03
Found Al Bundys account https://media.giphy.com/media/CkK2OvHx0cqk/giphy.gif
kalinroar
That's only if they can still walk. If they're weight literally leaves them chair ridden then they become Land Whales.
theglimmeringwarlock
satanscott
But. I wouldn't eat my dog.
Even if you were trapped on an empty island or a desert, with no other food for weeks?
Itaru
If my dog died before me, I would eat him. If I had to kill him, I'd keep waiting for rescue until the end with my friend, I guess.
ProcrastinatingWork
If you killed yourself first the dog might have more chances to survive.
I didn't say I was courageous, quite the opposite.
I get it. Friends but not the "I'm-willing-to-die-for-you" kind of friend.
That's reasonable. However, organism tends to act differently towards any source of food after a few weeks of starvation.
I wonder how dogs taste?
TheDivineUsersub
Dog milk with ma' cereal...
waudey912
Ruff.
DoesYourCharacterDie
With their tongues
HeyKidImaComputerStopAllTheDownloading
hippybobby
Salty, and thinner texture, more watery
playstation360
Like long pig, I've heard.
[deleted]
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
Long pig = human
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Oh my sweet summer child
What? Something you want to say?
...long pig isn't the kind with hooves...
Please, inform me.
ChosenChaos
"Long pig" is another term for human flesh
CasualJ
legalisegaymarijuana
Lol, in realising how similar dogs and cows are, ppl on imgur seem to either be thinking maybe I shouldn't eat cows, or maybe I shd eat dogs
We've selectively bred dogs over millennia to intuitively understand human social cues & gestures, whereas cows were bred as a food source.
Falanxzealot
Which is why the majority of people on Imgur shouldn't be used as a yardstick for dietary or social choices.
If the majority of Imgur users were a metric for morality the world would be just like south park irl.
I think that's being very generous
They're very dissimilar in their behavior & their practical use as a service & companion animal, hunting aid or pest control (rat catchers).
Maybe how we've 'bred to use them' doesn't need to be a prescription for one's moral principles /interaction with other living creatures.
My point was more the end result of this artificial selection process and our resulting special relationship with dogs.
I'd even go as far as calling it a social contract. Our ancestors engaged in a mutually beneficial relationship with cats and dogs long ago.
Whatever you need to believe to justify killing them. You do you.
Btw, how do you justify the rodents, snails, mites & insects who are killed for your food? A loaf of bread kills more animals than a steak.
I hope you remember this exchange the next time you feel tempted to post "Why oh why does imgur hate vegans! We're not all preachy assholes"
Hey you started it dickweed.
KyEzOaR
Like dog but not
wurzelpanda
i'm always scared if cows are running/frolicking like dogs, that they might break their legs, because legs are so thin compared to the body
skcallahan11111
As the owner of 4 cows and 2 dogs, can confirm
wurzelpanda
i'm always scared if cows are running/frolicking like dogs, that they might break their legs, because legs are so thin compared to the body
jpreich
What I'm hearing is that we should be eating dogs too
taself
lol that is so cute, jersey cattle a such lovely animals
grandmastonguekiss
You misspelled tasty
AsFarAsIKnow
as if those are mutually exclusive. I bet you're also both lovely and tasty.
VampireBearz
Question is do we stop eating cows or do we begin eating dogs ??
fabulouspizza
Depends on how hungry you are
mewtooie
Dogs just get along with everything
Findingabetterway
I miss the cows at my old job, I would always spend my lunch brake with them. They were so sweet and loved it when I visited and brought >
Findingabetterway
< apples and other treats. My co-workers thought I was nuts, but they have no idea on what they were missing out on.
DevilsArsehole
No ear tags?
Asbjorn
naww, I miss our dairy cows now. Gramps used to give them sugar lumps as treats.
DrSharkbite
DRdingleberry10
BitchinBotanist
*moof moof* I’m dying that’s so funny
TheWastedGent
OMG it’s so fluffy
tReasonoustRump
Baeron
Tarren Mill is really heating up...
BOBNOBODY
skcallahan11111
She's a big baby.
reineseele
Still good boys.
goforthandconquer
everybody loves love and pettings....amazing...so simple
dalle1984
Good idea! Massaging the meat will make it more tender.
ipostthingsthatmakemelaugh
That's a milk cow you uncultured swine!
CaarlThatKillsPeople
Dairy cow tho
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
The majority of dairy cows are sold for meat once they're used up
Zap117
Is that why Asians eat them ?
handbanana13
Grass puppy
IsThisUsernameAlright
Just with really solid heads. God they hurt if they swipe you
SurrealGorilla
Big, delicious dogs.
tupacshomie
Nonsense. I grew up with cows. They're big grumpy dicks that dont know about personal space.
lurkerprof
Is it just me or was anyone else thinking the dog would face-hump the cow?
EnigmaV8
And yet we only eat one of those.
fabulouspizza
Not in all countries
EnigmaV8
Yes yes, we know. (glares at East Asia)
sirhebington1
Because breeding carnivores for food is inefficient. Smaller and gotta feed em meat you could eat.
stilloldbull
Can you milk a dog?
MistressLyda
Yup. I have. Quite fiddly, but it works.
BellaCose
I had a friend who thought Chihuahua cheese came from dog milk.
stilloldbull
You mean it doesn't ?
TongueWagger
You can milk anything that has nipples.
TongueWagger
I have nipples can you milk me?
stilloldbull
Is that you Jack?
Queequeg
I'd be willing to try
Piornet
I'm by no means an in-your-face vegetarian, but things like this sure make me glad I'm a vegetarian.
thewiggins
Found the vegetarian!
skilletrock
Me too! I have been a vegetarian for 27 years but I never speak of it unless someone else bring it up.
Piornet
Same here! I almost always find something anywhere I go so I just suck it up and get the lame salad at Outback if thats where ppl want to go
thebiggestblackestdick
Almost like social mammalian brains are wired similarly.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Whereas the strength-in-numbers strategy of social prey animals largely comes down to outrunning your conspecifics when being hunted.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Up to a point, yes. Dogs, being descendants of pack hunters, are able to communicate and cooperate and possess more social intelligence.
MajorGameage
Dogs are just small cows...
UnemployedInGreenland
smol coos
OliverClothesoff70
Remind me not to ask for milk or cream for my coffee on my next visit to your house.
LancerPants
Just as tasty too
HomosexualCorpse
Cats are just domesticated Tigers with no responsibility
gtmiller
Change my mind
greendogblue
Please don’t try to milk your dog
IHaveJumperCables
CoochTickler
I would not drink the milk tho.
railgap
I know which of these cows I want trying to climb into my lap tho.
yourmomscheese
Well now I get where certain Asian restaurants are coming from
AntiCircleJerker
Stop it, Korea.
DarkLordTrump
Ever try to milk a dog?
Martellus
Nah, they taste different. Beef all the way.
TomZarekVP
https://media1.tenor.com/images/066b9d7e77cc3da8cd60f6f001183682/tenor.gif
DiscoveredByTheGermansIn1904
Checkmate, atheists
flicknice
OhMaGawd Bekkeh didja evah just fink that dogs r smol cows?
Watersample
English please? Google translate has fucked me too many times.
flicknice
I was typing in a heavy valley girl accent, but nobody seems to have picked up on it but I'm asked if dogs might be small cows.
Watersample
Uhh... Okay. Thanks!
MattDark86
TBH, in my head, it sounded more like a drunk scouser.
flicknice
That works too
DavosTheOnionKnight
Big TASTY dogs.
DavosTheOnionKnight
Oh come on. Are there this many vegans, vegetarians, and Hindus on here?
Jenjidai
Not all cows are big dogs. Some of them are women.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Does that make them bitches?
LouCrow
XelfiLily
Not all women are cows... some men also have tits
ZachNanamus
Grimmrog
guess that was an udderly ineviteable comment to appear.
Kennytarmac
B0nerjams03
Found Al Bundys account https://media.giphy.com/media/CkK2OvHx0cqk/giphy.gif
kalinroar
That's only if they can still walk. If they're weight literally leaves them chair ridden then they become Land Whales.
theglimmeringwarlock
satanscott
But. I wouldn't eat my dog.
fabulouspizza
Even if you were trapped on an empty island or a desert, with no other food for weeks?
Itaru
If my dog died before me, I would eat him. If I had to kill him, I'd keep waiting for rescue until the end with my friend, I guess.
ProcrastinatingWork
If you killed yourself first the dog might have more chances to survive.
Itaru
I didn't say I was courageous, quite the opposite.
ProcrastinatingWork
I get it. Friends but not the "I'm-willing-to-die-for-you" kind of friend.
fabulouspizza
That's reasonable. However, organism tends to act differently towards any source of food after a few weeks of starvation.
Watersample
I wonder how dogs taste?
TheDivineUsersub
Dog milk with ma' cereal...
waudey912
Ruff.
DoesYourCharacterDie
With their tongues
HeyKidImaComputerStopAllTheDownloading
hippybobby
Salty, and thinner texture, more watery
playstation360
Like long pig, I've heard.
[deleted]
[deleted]
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
Long pig = human
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Oh my sweet summer child
Watersample
What? Something you want to say?
playstation360
...long pig isn't the kind with hooves...
Watersample
Please, inform me.
ChosenChaos
"Long pig" is another term for human flesh
CasualJ
legalisegaymarijuana
Lol, in realising how similar dogs and cows are, ppl on imgur seem to either be thinking maybe I shouldn't eat cows, or maybe I shd eat dogs
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
We've selectively bred dogs over millennia to intuitively understand human social cues & gestures, whereas cows were bred as a food source.
Falanxzealot
Which is why the majority of people on Imgur shouldn't be used as a yardstick for dietary or social choices.
legalisegaymarijuana
If the majority of Imgur users were a metric for morality the world would be just like south park irl.
Falanxzealot
I think that's being very generous
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
They're very dissimilar in their behavior & their practical use as a service & companion animal, hunting aid or pest control (rat catchers).
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
Maybe how we've 'bred to use them' doesn't need to be a prescription for one's moral principles /interaction with other living creatures.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
My point was more the end result of this artificial selection process and our resulting special relationship with dogs.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I'd even go as far as calling it a social contract. Our ancestors engaged in a mutually beneficial relationship with cats and dogs long ago.
legalisegaymarijuana
Whatever you need to believe to justify killing them. You do you.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Btw, how do you justify the rodents, snails, mites & insects who are killed for your food? A loaf of bread kills more animals than a steak.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I hope you remember this exchange the next time you feel tempted to post "Why oh why does imgur hate vegans! We're not all preachy assholes"
legalisegaymarijuana
Hey you started it dickweed.