creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety

1382970 pts · November 20, 2012


I'm 26, female, and currently live in the DC metro area. Because you can't pay bills with internet points, I've decided it would be prudent for me to spend a little more time in the real world and a little (ok, a lot) less time on imgur. Some useful information about me: • I went to a military school for high school. There were lots of rules and sometimes I even followed them. • People tend to hate me because I'm so universally well-liked. • One time a camel wouldn't get out of my car so I punched him in the face. • I am utterly obsessed with college football and feel like a part of me is missing from January through August. Insulting my team hurts my feelings to the point where we probably can't be friends. http://imgur.com/0r8aHKz • Sometimes I can't coordinate my need for a deep breath with my lungs so I have trouble yawning. • I spent the first 12 years of my life thinking kangaroos were fictional. • I was in a sorority while attending one of the country's best universities, because http://i.imgur.com/ETjozBl.gif. • "It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission" is my life-motto. • A lot of people think that I think I'm "better than you" because I have a bunch of internet points. That's simply not true at all. I'm better than you for lots of other reasons. • I have a dimple but it's hidden in the crease of my smile so no one can see it unless I make a funny face - this is among the top 5 tragedies of my life. • I can say the alphabet backwards almost as quickly as I can say it forwards. I'm really proud of this and will demonstrate it at every opportunity. • I once drank a beer out of some guy's shoe because he told me it's something people do in New Zealand. It's not. I'm gullible. I like to put ties on my dog. http://i.imgur.com/NVsW66C.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Oo13guq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/KoHhGp9.jpg He got high one time. http://i.imgur.com/KB5tNEI.jpg He's really special. http://imgur.com/upN8XbT This is me (Thanks to Moonkey for such a flattering pic): http://i.imgur.com/BrevHsD.jpg He says I'm just his type. This is me from the perspective of a 7th grader. http://i.imgur.com/lWgaZis.jpg I stalk these people on imgur and only sometimes in real life: Moonkey, SexySloth, ChemistryDoc, ShamrockFury, IntracolonicEXPLOSION (he was my friend before it was cool), idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans, utopiaa, TheAverageSpiderMan, Enidaj, stormchaser101 (he introduced me to imgur, so if you hate my presence, blame him) What should be my greatest comment but isn't because the image was deleted: http://i.imgur.com/YdmZalJ.png No, I'm not done complaining about it. Someone dedicated their entire fake account to me, which is basically the best thing that's ever happened. http://i.imgur.com/0ApF62K.png

It's me, right?

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He spent a minute whining before I realized the stuff was in the way of his need to cuddle

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I think the Red Cross just slut-shamed me

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Airplane Ears

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Doing. It. Right.

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This kid.

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Baby goats playing in pajamas

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I just found these in my mailbox. Some neighborhood girls wanted to play with my dog (Matty) today but he was feeling lazy. Looks like they compromised by writing him fan-mail

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I woke up to progress.

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Well...shit

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this doesn't need a title it's already perfect

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Apparently it's even dumber to invade Finland in the winter

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I'm wearing white pants. I'm eating raspberries at my desk and I'm wearing white pants. I dropped the bowl of raspberries. I'm wearing white pants. This is how the bowl landed.

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Girl plays rock paper scissors with cop for underage drinking

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S'mores Dip

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The shame of the eternal optimist

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I'm going to leave this here while I go console my lady parts

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For any man who may need this

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I finally got closure.

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Science

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"From a therapist's office wall - has apparently saved several people's lives."

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It's a mantis shrimp and it's smarter than you

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Olympic Gold Metal Vault in 1956 vs. Olympic Gold Metal Vault in 2012

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Took a picture of my little brother watching fireworks with his puppy, turned out better than I thought.

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tumblr dump - These are from over a year ago. I give them to you now.

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Humans of New York - Iraq

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The views of Afghanistan

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How Images Reach Most Viral - An Imgur Lesson

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TIL

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He knows he's not allowed in the room. As far as he's concerned, he's still behind the door.

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While I like the idea, should I be concerned that this showed up on a "Pregnancy, Birth & Baby" page?

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Bo Bo Bo

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I thought my day was bad

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Close enough

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If you read them top to bottom, sometimes the daily top comments make a funny story. Here's one from a long time ago...

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Someone just asked, so I thought I'd let everyone know that yes, I am still staring.

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My little brother makes good points sometimes.

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Not sure if this has been posted yet, but your rights when interacting with a police officer

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My second favorite snuggler

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Advice for life

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BF says he won't join imgur because he'll "have a higher rep than me in a week" and he doesn't want to "hurt my feelings"

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After 10 years, I finally went to talk to someone. Here's to the hope of one day not feeling like this.

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My little brother, who is not an imgurian but should be, posted this last night. We almost have him, guys.

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Not sure if this has been on here yet, but it made my heart happy

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10 How I Met Your Mother concepts

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One of my favorite tumblr posts ever

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Desserts because I'm hungry but can't leave work yet

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Something the straight female and gay male populations should be aware of: Obama's speech writer

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If I ever go outside, I'm trying that last one

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I don't have a title, I'm sorry

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Sorry for the dark topic, but you never know

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The end of a beautiful friendship

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Insomnia

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Playing dead

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I need to try this

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Almost

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Tragedy struck my world today...I could really use some support right now. (warning: graphic image, not for the weak-stomached)

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