carrotsonfire

21419 pts ยท January 15, 2014


Trump's voters are in a cult. Unless Trump falls over dead before the election, there is literally nothing that will stop MAGA from voting for him. He could take baby from some lady's arms and then stove it into the ground like a football, and he wouldn't lose a single vote.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oaths don't mean anything these days. Trump swore an oath to uphold the constitution and he violates it literally every single day. If the head of the executive doesn't keep to his oath, why should anyone else?

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#1 I know a porn artist when I see one.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a lot easier to get a dog from a breeder than a shelter. Shelters (at least Dogs Trust anyway) don't want you adopting unless you're literally the perfect owner. You have to have a massive yard, no kids, no men, no job that takes you away from the house for any reason. You essentially have to be an eccentric retired millionaire.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#11 and people complained about Rey using Force Healing. At least that's used more than once in the same film, unlike Force Speed that is used exactly once in 9 films!

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It looks like it's about to ask if I have any games on my phone.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're awfully well prepared for this memorial. Almost as if the assassination itself was planned in advance.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I imagine in this case where there's a single bear and a lot of humans, the bear isn't gonna want to mess with you, it's simply not worth the risk. Also you should be carrying bear spray anyway because that shit WORKS, even on polar bears.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where on earth can you exist solely as an egg shop owner? Presumably not an egg farmer, but a small shop that sells exclusively eggs?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically you can buy standalone versions, it's just hidden away on the site and you have to actively look for it.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eachother, obviously. I mean have you even HEARD of the Greeks?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His finger is on the trigger. Essentially when handling guns you should assume they're loaded, so don't point them anything you don't intend to shoot, and also don't touch the trigger until you intend to fire.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Valhalla isn't even a reward though. You're basically conscripted to fight in a war. There's no rest, only battle and training for the next battle.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Hooray, I guess? I mean... It's sad that his had to happen at all.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The city paid 875k, but that should have been taken directly out of the police pension fund.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I love space heaters. I had one under my desk at work, but they made me give it back because "iTs A fIRe rIsK!"

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I get the feeling those leathers aren't going to protect you against anything. You might as well be wearing nothing at all.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Israeli approach appears to be "Human rights don't apply if you're not human" as they blow a hole in a 5-year-old with an anti-tank rifle.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, Russia is far worse. It's not even close.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

So... What's the plan if Israel just goes "No" and continues anyway. They have nukes, they have the US backing them 100% of the way. Are you gonna declare war?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't Kik basically just the Pedophilic Predator Pavillion?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah but if he dies it's President Vance for 3 years, and Vance is directly under the payroll of Peter Thiel.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fight choreography isn't supposed to look like a real fight. Stage combat is more like a dance than a real fight, so anyone going "That wouldn't happen in a real fight!" is just being stupid because real fights would be incredibly boring, which is why HEMA never became mainstream because it's fucking boring to watch.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The judge didn't say the concentration camp shouldn't exist, only that it shouldn't exist THERE.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...That doesn't sound like a very smart idea.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

#2 Ew I am NOT liking the artstyle here... It's like Femboy Luke but not femboy enough.

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5