caerulakid

21532 pts · February 17, 2014


An aromantic man in a hopelessly romantic gay man's body.

The stretcher, reach can’t be beat.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It hurts seeing another millenial living out your dream (destroying imperialistic infrastructure) but proud of her!

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#24 seconded.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If there was a place I was certain to get nothing but cat pictures, literally nothing else, a geocities website of nothing but pictures of people’s cats that updated daily, and I could only access it by sacrificing Imgur and Reddit to the proverbial abyss, I would do so immediately.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Fight his boss while he’s hitting you and dont do anything about it.”

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Why don’t you just become friends with your bullies?”

3 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Has Fox called it his latest assassination attempt yet?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember guys, pretend you don’t know what jury nullification is if you’re asked about it!

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Araki went back in time with his Jojo comics to inspire all the fashion magazine editors/photogs (this is a Jojo reference)

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good fucking point, Dylan!

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Imagine your whole life being dedicated to attaining political power and you end up with your corpse being used as a prop to keep the chucklefucks you teamed up with in power a little longer. (PS, if there wasn’t a risk to them falling out of power. They wouldn’t be putting on this farce) imagine being such a whore that your Johns won’t stop using you even after you’re dead.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope your headbutt form was good.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you think this “mavericks” ever take a step back and realize THESE are the people they’ve been supporting and building relationships with for their career? These lying, manipulative, myopic shitheels, these are the people you’ve spent years of your life with, who you backed? Do you think they ever regret it?

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m aro, so correct me if I’m wrong, but this is terribly problematic from both perspectives, right?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really got along with people who smoked weed, but I fucking hated weed itself. Alas :(

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I assume a post like this is going to preface the eventual announcement so I always get my hopes up when I see this reposted, my poor heart can handle being teased like this :’(

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do not need your sour reality Cheerios in my dream cereal bowl, sir or madam.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aortic dissection, I wanna make sure the job gets done.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You wanna go after middle class nerds before billionaires? I could give away all my disposable income and not change the life circumstances of anyone, but I guess I could live a joyless, empty life of spartan essentials and nail myself to a cross for net clout.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn’t he just get big mad when someone creates something successful instead of just buying it?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wear pride gear cause I am gay, but people keep thanking me for being an ally 😅. I don’t know if I should be offended or not when they do.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell is disposable income for if not awesome stupid shit like this?

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I broke this habit by deciding to be the danger all the time. Also, watched 9/11 in History class, felt appropo.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 to this day I’ve only written funny footnotes, I workin STEM so you have to be a big fat nerd to get some of the jokes, but they are only for lulls.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That hasn’t stopped him from fulfilling his congressional duties before?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m just seeing freaky alien sex, still pretty sure watching a guy’s head get cut off at 12 was worse,

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excellent moment for a cut to the opening of Skyrim.

2 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Seconded. Though I guess I’m ok planting this false information in case anyone wants to try to approach my murder based on these.

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Does that drill bit come in “way smaller”?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend says it’s always a bit nippy in the UK

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1