beneaththewillowtree

49215 pts · January 7, 2023


19 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wonder what he’s up to nowadays

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Why do other people get to be in happy loving normal relationships

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Why participate in a rigged market?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Defend? Have you never had anyone give you a compliment before?

2 weeks ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Dad, are those strippers?

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes you did Brent!

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

binary pls go

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You got this, my man! Remember- “we take an interest in others when they take an interest in us”

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“THE COLONEL!!”

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God dammit

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

thanks i guess

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can’t believe the lies I read here on the internet

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Octopo-deez nuts!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We used to be a proper country

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ha gottem

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You don’t?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person who didn’t realize there was a seat at first glance

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No, that was sarcasm. YES, YOU FOX-EARED BASTARD, ALL OF IT!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Serpentine Babou, serpentine!!

2 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I wonder what Rush Limbaugh is up to these days

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Narcos is weird because some of the Spanish accents don’t match the region.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“The kids call it cheeseing because it’s FON TO DUE”

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A plate of oatmeal raisin cookies hit the floor in slow motion

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I heard he’s not legally allowed to play with legos anymore

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What do you use for your “cat” recipes?

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Bearded dragon didn’t come to fucking play

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but now what do you do about a bunch of drunk slugs?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0