beneaththewillowtree

49094 pts · January 7, 2023


I can’t believe the lies I read here on the internet

9 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Octopo-deez nuts!

23 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We used to be a proper country

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ha gottem

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You don’t?

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person who didn’t realize there was a seat at first glance

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No, that was sarcasm. YES, YOU FOX-EARED BASTARD, ALL OF IT!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Serpentine Babou, serpentine!!

2 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I wonder what Rush Limbaugh is up to these days

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Narcos is weird because some of the Spanish accents don’t match the region.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“The kids call it cheeseing because it’s FON TO DUE”

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A plate of oatmeal raisin cookies hit the floor in slow motion

3 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I heard he’s not legally allowed to play with legos anymore

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What do you use for your “cat” recipes?

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Bearded dragon didn’t come to fucking play

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but now what do you do about a bunch of drunk slugs?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes! There’s an Easter egg afterwards with the voice of the Emperor… “so be it, Jedi”

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like that came from some woke liberal propaganda book

4 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Don’t forget to turn off your lightsaber after you beat him

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I blame the schools

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.” — G. Michael Hopf

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

HONK

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But what about her brother?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We usually end it with TNCD here in the US

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like about to put your kids through therapy

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the E in EGOT, baby

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

“King Street.” That explains it all

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With directions on how to make the latest food craze from south of the border… the “burrito”

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“There is no Hell, thus it is our job to bring it to him”

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Very generous of you to call Stephen Miller a man

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0