49094 pts · January 7, 2023
I can’t believe the lies I read here on the internet
Octopo-deez nuts!
We used to be a proper country
Ha gottem
You don’t?
Am I the only person who didn’t realize there was a seat at first glance
No, that was sarcasm. YES, YOU FOX-EARED BASTARD, ALL OF IT!
Serpentine Babou, serpentine!!
I wonder what Rush Limbaugh is up to these days
Narcos is weird because some of the Spanish accents don’t match the region.
“The kids call it cheeseing because it’s FON TO DUE”
A plate of oatmeal raisin cookies hit the floor in slow motion
I heard he’s not legally allowed to play with legos anymore
What do you use for your “cat” recipes?
Bearded dragon didn’t come to fucking play
Yeah, but now what do you do about a bunch of drunk slugs?
Yes! There’s an Easter egg afterwards with the voice of the Emperor… “so be it, Jedi”
Sounds like that came from some woke liberal propaganda book
Don’t forget to turn off your lightsaber after you beat him
I blame the schools
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.” — G. Michael Hopf
HONK
But what about her brother?
We usually end it with TNCD here in the US
More like about to put your kids through therapy
the E in EGOT, baby
“King Street.” That explains it all
With directions on how to make the latest food craze from south of the border… the “burrito”
“There is no Hell, thus it is our job to bring it to him”
Very generous of you to call Stephen Miller a man
I can’t believe the lies I read here on the internet
Octopo-deez nuts!
We used to be a proper country
Ha gottem
You don’t?
Am I the only person who didn’t realize there was a seat at first glance
No, that was sarcasm. YES, YOU FOX-EARED BASTARD, ALL OF IT!
Serpentine Babou, serpentine!!
I wonder what Rush Limbaugh is up to these days
Narcos is weird because some of the Spanish accents don’t match the region.
“The kids call it cheeseing because it’s FON TO DUE”
A plate of oatmeal raisin cookies hit the floor in slow motion
I heard he’s not legally allowed to play with legos anymore
What do you use for your “cat” recipes?
Bearded dragon didn’t come to fucking play
Yeah, but now what do you do about a bunch of drunk slugs?
Yes! There’s an Easter egg afterwards with the voice of the Emperor… “so be it, Jedi”
Sounds like that came from some woke liberal propaganda book
Don’t forget to turn off your lightsaber after you beat him
I blame the schools
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.” — G. Michael Hopf
HONK
But what about her brother?
We usually end it with TNCD here in the US
More like about to put your kids through therapy
the E in EGOT, baby
“King Street.” That explains it all
With directions on how to make the latest food craze from south of the border… the “burrito”
“There is no Hell, thus it is our job to bring it to him”
Very generous of you to call Stephen Miller a man