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Aug 11, 2026 11:07 PM
GrimmerSchwag
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togapika
Im old, but I'm not THAT old, im just Victoria's Secret catalog old
klean9
We had ours in a pile if grass near a church (not the best) and in the “club house” which was in the rafters in the top of the garage ( better)
AvsFreak
battery1979
Younger dudes look at me like I'm crazy when I mention woods porn.
enderite
Before Digital Touch ups, filters, and weird niche fetishes.
Enjoy what you like. I just feel like every year I hear of some new shit birthed from an over abundance of porn online.
It’s good to go back to a simpler time now and then.
thatwoodguy
I still have a pretty good collection of these libido Magazine on our backs Lezzie smut
JinxRocks
Lived near park….a well hidden in the woods way out off the trails lean-to… was the landmark… and if you knew where from there, tons of Playboy, Hustler, Oui, Penthouse, and Cheri magazines…. Still wooded today… wonder if they are still there.
FundamentallyFlawed
I would only buy these when I was younger, no articles.
WasWholeWheatAmNowToast
I always thought it was just a way for them to use the playboy photos that didn't make the cut for the monthly mag. And I for one was extremely happy to support that decision.
MagicalBren
Me & some mates found a black bag full of jazz-rags in some scrub behind a wall we'd climbed when we were maybe 12. Incredible cliche - incredible score!
Who put them there & why? The only reason to not bin them would be if you were going to retrieve them at a later date, in which case we stole some old perv's black bag full o' jazz rags. That's showbiz, baby.
newnhb
Ain't no way there would be gold like that in the house. We had the Sears catalog lingerie section. You had to work with what you had in them days. We didn't have no internet. Best we could do is a 'search' in local woods where mysteriously, and it is a mystery as somehow men managed to help men in need nationally, there was an infinite supply of discarded magazines.
bladderinfection
This brings back some mammaries.
shawnemack
Finding porn in the woods made me believe anything could happen
jaggcomputing5
Except finding someone fuckable in the woods..
shutupthisisreal
you just need to lower your standards
jaggcomputing5
I did that. The doctor said I now have to have my dick cut off. The wombat now has AIDS.
captapathy
But isn’t that the opposite of what Playboy is all about? Do they have a parka edition?
BodgeandScarper
There was lingerie in each picture, it wasn't always fully on the model...
HisBubbliness
Having it discarded on the floor still counts.
usnerd55
I had the catalogs that Gena Davis modeled for under lock and key.
beneaththewillowtree
evilspock
We didn't have woods, we had to settle for shrubbery porn.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
I grew up in the desert, I got my porn out of creosote, saltbush, and mesquites. The city kids peeled theirs off the chain link fences in the hood.
chevymonster
Right? 1982, middle of Los Angeles, 8-foot-tall, 5-foot-wide shrub/bush randomly on a residential street, obvious entrance, 16 Playboys and 7 Hustlers!
evilspock
Holy shit, jackpot. The most I ever found was a couple of playboys that had obviously been in the sprinklers.
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
Frederick's was better, but I could work with this in a pinch.
mythreindeer
Had a Frederick's catalog stashed in the house, got me through adolescence
Bytencoder
shutupthisisreal
I mean, Kyra Sedgwick is a total babe, got that 'mom next door' timeless charm to her
AnonsAndMinions
I snorted, haha. Thanks man
nintendolunchbox
Is that the purpose of woods porn? Kids intend on getting it back ?
DVSBSTrD
So mom doesn't find it.
UncleMeaty
If you find porn in the woods, use it if you desire, but always return it to where you found it.
GrimmerSchwag
Keeping it under the mattress was too risky
thekadeshi
also this is back when people lived near "the woods"
lightfoot2
Apparently when we moved in 1982 the movers found my stash of porn and were laughing so loud my mom came in. To their credit, they packed it for me and didn't tell her.
Bros watch out for Bros.
Tattooedpariah
Ahhh porn in the woods.. memories of youth.. 😂
Ilurklikekirk
"Porn". Jesus, I stole better in my local corner store Saturday newspaper (they had the most ads) when I was a kid. Playboy thought showing nipples and pubic hair was hardcore. Imagine my surprise when I found that horny women were *wet*. (Thanks a lot, Larry Flynt!) Now excuse me, I need some ibuprofen so I can sleep through the night. Assuming I don't have to pee. Only the good die young? No, only the lucky...
flow3232
Wild this was part of everyones childhood
bingotown
I remember a friend and me riding our bikes for three miles to get to an old quarry where there was a hidden soda can with a half rotten picture of boobs in it.
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
The forts and treehouses we used to build were amazing
PineappleLoopsBroether
I was spoiled with the Sears catalogue every year to look at the toy section. Then one day it dawned on me that I loved looking at grown women in lacey underwear. I was an early bloomer.
newnhb
I can barely believe it's actually true. Some weird global karma 'men-help-men-in-need' twilight zone stuff. You need some dirty magazines? Go to the local woods or park.
GrimmerSchwag
Natures hidden closet
EJust
Rural kid here, we hid it in the hayloft. I once found my Dad's stash from when he was a kid. Wish I'd kept that!
StarscreamAndHutch
Enjoy your ibuprofen.
Quebeker
That’s the appetizer
Tattooedpariah
I used to start everyday with a monster and a couple excedrin.. or motrin.. or aleve..
crashmat
The joy of finding free range porn
BloodLoveRhetoric
I don't understand why you'd store precious perishable porn outside?
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Cause otherwise your mom throws away your best porno mag!
gemaeuer
and demands an explanation, "young man"!
constellanation5
Today's kids literally would not understand
SarcasticComment
A generation younger than that played catch dad at the family computer
FrankRizzo55
I've explained it to them.... they do not understand and/or believe.
Tattooedpariah
Grew up in a city, but i remember finding random pages while hiding in culverts smoking someone's mom's virginia slims... 🤣
Linkisactuallymydad
My dumbass read that as vagina slims.
Tattooedpariah
Lol, uswd to call em vagina slimes..
Wolsel
Hiding in vagina slims?