fortytwoembers
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Jul 6, 2026 8:14 PM
fortytwoembers
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CatShadowleaf
I prefer, "Say something funny." Puts them on the spot.
Cranbananarama
"Wow, you're even cuter when you're angry." "It's so hot when you call the cops and get a restraining order."
LinguisticBitch
I’m happier when you don’t talk. Thanks.
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Subsound
Creepy
GenXHippie
You sound like my wife. I support her when she says this.
Racealistic
I hate when i have to ppl in public.
509tigerfish
it is fuckin peopley out there
CyberWizard252
commentsivehadafew
Grandma:
beneaththewillowtree
A plate of oatmeal raisin cookies hit the floor in slow motion
509tigerfish
69thStPepper
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N3kyb2YyNzR6cDVxMmVzY2llNDNiYjRmd2Z6NWl0cHFnNXY2Z2JpYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kCrGOt5ojlVbG/200w.webp
Cornchip2000
Put up your middle fingers and use them to push up the corners of your mouth.
LincolnMarkLT
Source : Mr. Bean at the Dentist from the episode "The Trouble With Mr. Bean"
slamEVIL
I actually like this idea
BeezusQ
Broad City did it best
andexer
"I'd prefer you be more like a bear in the woods. // What's your problem you stupid b?!?!"
KaijuMcCitysmash
/a/iVzJlSF#eNuQ5oc
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
I often think of this to help me get thru when I have to ppl: https://youtu.be/6uLYs5tB0Is I hope it's helpful
ImAWeirdMom
Not much makes me want to smile less
meme2theextreme
The best reply I've heard is "You're smarter when you don't talk".
Blackmetalhappiness
Always an appropriate answer.
Osiricus
"Look at this reporter, she'd be beautiful if she smiled. She never smiles" - Trump's response to Kaitlyn Collins' question about the women that survived being raped by Epstein, Trump, and others.
Misteree8
Im happy with my resting bitch face. Everyone else should, too.
Pantallideth
Absolutely, if you cant handle me as i am, fuck off.
Themaxdu1
You in a bad mood?
psugab
I hope/s
jumpbus360
Happy face [radio edit] never seen me smile.
StupidCanadianWolfBird
goflyblind
brattysubsam
Boss jokingly said it and I accidentally told him to suck my dick, which elicited laughter cause I’m unfortunately dickless
StupidCanadianWolfBird
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
"Unfortunately"? W-was there an accident? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aHM2OWI0MDMyOTlnenVvMW4wZ2J0OGNvODBzd3RxZHJlbXF4YzFteSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jivGITd768psP80B2i/200w.webp
brattysubsam
Yes, I unfortunately lost it before I was born. Didn’t get the right genes
It’s a right shame
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Speaking as someone who has one, you aren't missing much... I mean, a penis, obviously, but it's not all that. It gets in the way frequently and it has a bloody mind of its own sometimes which can be... Awkward at best. I'd chop mine off but I'm rather attached to it. We've grown to respect one another in a Stockholm Syndrome sort of way.
W0lfsbl00d
I have one as well and tbh I find it pretty fun even though it can be a nuisance at times. The balls however are not fun, they are only a nuisance.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I realize they're two separate things and technically you can have one without the other, but I always think of them as a singular unit. It's like a bow and arrow, but more dangerous.
brattysubsam
I want one so bad. I should have been born with one. I still want tits and would wear the hell out of dresses, but I want an erection to lift up my skirts
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I can completely understand that. I am a heterosexual cisgendered man and I would love to be able to wear a dress or a skirt from time to time. I live on the Alabama Gulf Coast which is hotter than the ninth circle of hell... And also full of people who would quite literally crucify me if I started wearing skirts.