andtheseashalltell

210714 pts · August 4, 2014


If you're reading this, one of three things has come to pass: 1. You're here randomly. 2. You came here specifically seeking information, because of something I posted. 3. I have unknowingly gained Imgur fame and fortune, and you're making the obligatory pilgrimage. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Well, I hope this is as disappointing for you as it is for me.

Why Presidents should be circumspect on social media: a timeline of why Andrew McCabe's attorney thanks Donald J. Trump for making his client's wrongful termination suit a lot easier. 

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Less a spoiler than a grim reality

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American health care in a nutshell. Taken from Facebook this morning.

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Trump in his own head, vs Trump as the rest of the world sees him

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Obama flavored ice cream

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In honor of 9/11?

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Something hopeful to consider, in a time of concern

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MFW when my phone starts making a ringtone I've never heard before and it's a spam call to my email. 

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Stars are overrated anyway

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The dude in front of me just did this. It was dank and spicy, too, but...not in the good meme kinda way

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Tonight, my mom told me she’s going into hospice. I’m 1500 miles from home, entirely alone, and sleeping on a couch. I have finals right now. I miss my wife.

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Are you super rich? Do you find yourself often thinking, 'dammit, I just have too much money, and nothing to spend it on'?  Do you hate Democrats and poor people? Well search no further friend. This here is the site for YOU.

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I'm not even kidding. 

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The view from Canada

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A surprisingly large part of adulthood is accepting sad truths. Merry Christmas.

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I’m guessing whoever owns the bar where I ate dinner isn’ta fan of Justin Trudeau...

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A Tale of Two Dogs (And a Cat)

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Bad news, humans. Chuck Norris has been infected. Game, set, and match.

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Merry Christmas from Montreal!

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A truly unpopular opinion

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MRW I see You're infected! Welcome to #TeamBlahBlahBlah

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Someone commented this expression in another thread, and I've been crying for 15 minutes. 

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How it feels watching UNC lose to Duke, when I went to NC State and hate UNC slightly more than I hate Duke

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MRW someone comments on a comment I made in 2015.

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This is honestly the best use of a meme I have ever seen. 

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What I immediately think of when I hear Cadet Bone Spurs say he would have rushed that shooter even without a gun

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Seriously though: who is this woman again?

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Yet another thing Canada does better than the US [OC].

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Great Dane cones are enormous

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You wouldn't either. 

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Seriously though. Who is this woman again?

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Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States

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I think this needs to be added to the 'BURRRRRRN' archives

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When the Gif Wars have begun once more, but I don't know how to make gifs and I just came to Imgur to look at kitties.

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Well, gee, when you put it that way, how could anyone say no?

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REAL nostalgia time, motherfuckers.

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To those of you saying 'but the alt left is just as bad and just as violent': let's talk.

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The Problem With This Election (if you're not a Trump fan; if you are, there's no problem, right?)

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Speaking as a grad student who just got assigned to a group research project...this is my life right now.

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When the dog loves the cat, and the cat hates the dog a little less than he hates everyone else.

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I'm 39. Every time I read this on a summer evening, I'm 7 again. I hope that never changes.  

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Holy shit, someone send a burn unit to that island stat

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I don't care if my post/comment has 8 points

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The Resemblance is Uncanny

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Zombies eat brains, right? Who says they have to eat someone else's?

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For those who were 15 or younger in 1998-1999

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Seriously though: Google it. 

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Speaking as a grad student who just got assigned to a group research project...this is my life right now.

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"Oh, you're home. Listen, I really really, really love you. Pay no attention to the stuff scattered all over the living room."

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