WrongMichael

1269 pts ยท February 13, 2022


3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

So you mean 'up to **and including** today.' Otherwise, I'm forced to guess that I should read it as follows:

"Up to today, there have been no verified records of cheetah attacks on humans." However, today a roving band of cheetah's decided to collectively attack and devour Phil. Because the hell with Phil. He had it coming. Tomorrow, once again, there will be cheetah peace and tranquility.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What actually happens when they don't give you a delivery picture.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just a beaver trying to take advantage of some morning wood.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Officers, I don't suppose there is any stance we can take to get us off?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The CuNT... should be observed... in both free standing and tip-suspended conditions."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The CuNT is energetically stable and should be observed exponentially in both free standing and tip-suspended conditions." I too recommend observing CuNTs both on their own and suspended on the end of one's tip... exponentially ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ. Yes, I think they knew.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried to look it up. The woman is Gan Zhifang who passed Xiao Fen in the Mar 2025 Chongqing Women's Half Marathon in China, but, I can find absolutely nothing about her being injured.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jeez, I had to try and look it up. The woman is Gan Zhifang who passed Xiao Fen in the Mar 2025 Chongqing Women's Half Marathon in China. I can find absolutely nothing about her being injured. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His firmly hitting the top of the glasses causes the white layer sitting on top of the fluid to simply disperse down, causing the liquid below to become cloudy. (You can even see the remnants of the white layer afterwards)

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"Missed it by a foot"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's like AI designed that trunk from a prompt: You specified that want to have an inset handle half in the light panel and half in metal, so it fixated on that detail and hallucinated 4 handles in the light panel, and made the emblem into a handle too.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And, Duet!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There, I fixed it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guys is somehow an amalgamation of Weird Al and Mr. Poopybutthole. And while that may not sound like a compliment, it is epic.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bamboo? This sign should warn about Japanese Knotweed.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Priorities.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Joey doesn't share food

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, she has one roomy box!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I repeatedly report to the aft section?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo Mama.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Y'know... I think I'll actually take a HelloFresh subscription." "Sorry, you're dead."

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0