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Jun 19, 2026 5:54 PM
vladrichdemaclant
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Justminutesago
Our boy in orange sure has a mobster fetish
fformulaa
Looks like he stuffed the money in his coat. A money vest if you will
LaughingMan2Gig
Better picture
snarkybitch
Thats exactly what id expect him to look like.
givinyouthegoodpipe
That's still a way more generous picture of him than the other one floating around: /gallery/NkLLYiW
In your picture, his eyebrows at least match the dye job on his hair
Heelcat70
Looks like a frog that just crawled out of the reflecting pool.
MajMalfunction2
"We have kingpin at home."
Jimmytheeel
And has been arrested for fraud twice. And once just because.
spangolio
totally convincing wig
notsurewhattocallthis
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWRvbTlua3gwem96eGVrdjNpaWZ2YXo4c2dyNDQwcGticHF0bWgyNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/14e8MeYY9KyDQs/200w.webp
Markodgt
Looks like a 1950s henchman...so this tracks
BofusTeefus
It's like they're all cartoon caricature drawings of themselves
bippityboppitybuttsex
Fun Fact, John J Cafaro is a convicted felon, convicted in 2002 of bribery for bribing Jim Traficant and convicted in 2010 for making false statements to the FEC to hide an illegal $10K loan to a staffer on his daughter's congressional campaign.
Two is enough, he is a career criminal, which explains why he works with trump
torokunai
yup. Trump's 34 counts were the effort to pay off and disguise the Stormy Daniels payoffs
Pphunk77
The My-Pool-o guy.
TheResolver
Let me add, his business is called... wait for it... Greenwater Services! You can't make this shit up people!!!
enderite
Looks like an extra in Dick Tracy.
McBzz
Dyes his hair. Fuckin pussy
sbro11
That is exactly how John Candy would portrait a parody of an evil mogul
Pokegeologist
Don of the Canadian Mafia, king of the cut maple syrup market?
horsetuna
No joke I thought this was John candy, either AI or from one of his roles
sbro11
me too, hence the post ;-), but still: what a parody that dude is, hasn't he got a mirror, or is it on purpose?
stabbermcshooty
They could’ve hired anyone but carmine falcone
BastardMan1977
Is that a real person
bippityboppitybuttsex
John J Cafaro, career criminal and recipient of no big contracts from trump.
vladrichdemaclant
And his companies name is "Green water solutions/services" ( no that's not a joke.)
futhor
Central casting found the perfect Lou Mankowski, Pierogi King of Milwaukee
jasperthebear
Ptrik
Comic book villain looking dude. Perfect look for orange cheeto's "pool expert". If that moron can speak with confidence about his choice of pool guys, imagine how stupid his diplomatic and negotiation staff are. I said it in January 2015 and it's still true today. I can't believe that idiot trump is still in the running. Look at us 11 years later. American voters turned that country with problems but potential, into a shithole country.
RuffyRuffHausen
The mafia found a time machine and sent this expendable guy for a test run
verbeckpaul1960
Zetor
We are living in a satire
Snooj
Painting the pool must have been a huge undertaking. Eh? Eh? Getit? UNDERTAKING.
Pikkupanda
He looks like a henchman for Cruella DeVil or Judge Doom.
Sarpedan
...why does this guy look like Vernon Dursley meets Gomez Addams?
Thatsadownvotin
uziel144
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWRkcm41MXR2OHFxbG81OG9vYm1va3hqZGtxMjZhcW1ncTd0ZXZrcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/X9wekxPNZdgzG6x145/200w.webp
foxpotate
Oh... That's why trump hired him. Aint he dead? Cause if so that's just fucking pathetic that trump is trying to replace his old heros with lookalikes.
voicefromthepast
karlfrack
The power of the urn is no joke.
yn7jy8s84v7
Spot on
Racealistic
Holy shit uncanny
TexMexHex
Do men know toupees make them look comical?
Nuclearun
Some of us do. I suspect that most of us that do fall into one of several camps:
Using Rogain like a religion.
Doing nothing about it.
Shaving our heads.
Or buying exceptionally expensive toupees that are nearly impossible to detect.
Category 1 is what capitalism wants, 2&3 are what it feels like the majority do. 4 is for people who can spend a ton of money on it.
Combovers are in the "toupees don't look bad" camp, but either can't afford, or don't want to admit they bought a toupee.
Closeenoughforthis
If I ever go bald, I'm getting a taxidermied squirrel as a toupee. Maybe a raccoon.
OmenJones
I suspect that with good ones, it's hard to tell. There's a retired guy who I see at the local bagel place, I'm tempted to tell him he's not fooling anyone, but I don't want to hurt his feelings.
mrsdowneyjr
I had a thought a while ago: the only reason it looks "bad" is because we're judging it. If we stop caring then it's really no different than the evolution of the acceptance of tattoos
OmenJones
I agree. I mean, baldness is fine, too. But I suspect his intention is not to be noticed for it,
MajorNikon
Hair extensions are the norm now. It’s hard to tell until a strong wind and then it’s obvious, like with the ones Fat Nixon has
MajorNikon
Closeenoughforthis
Somehow, it's worse that it's his own hair.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Has obviously had hair implants and in his first term they let it slip he was on a prescription medication for hair loss.
MajorNikon
Back in the 80’s he had his scalp lowered by a Dr recommended by Ivana. After the surgery he was in so much pain he rage raped Ivana as punishment which was detailed in her sworn divorce testimony. After the story came out he threatened to cut off Ivana’s checks if she didn’t disavow all of it.
TheVillageGrouch9000
I had forgotten or did not know that. I saw the after with a guy I knew in the late 80s had that done. Horrendous! Wore a ball cap from that point on.
itsokimaussie
What a lovely sounding chap the seppos have picked to be the leader of their ountry.
MajorNikon
His lawyer would later claim since they were married it couldn’t possibly be rape