916 pts · January 7, 2025
Tequila-swilling socialist heathen 🍋🟩
You mean Randal Munroe, author of XKCD, right?
These morons see ancient Greece and ancient Persia as racial monolithes because that's what they want our current world to be...
It goes in the square hole 😅
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2ZnYTBqdmJmc2plZHJpdW9wMDk5NGRkdTk3cm1udmk1ejM5MTVwMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TWrudBaANAXcq2ILMJ/200w.webp
I don't think anyone is arguing that it's a foolproof method. But in the context of our ancestors, it would be a better method than "try one of everything and see who dies."
Of all the comedians that performed at Riyadh, he was probably the biggest disappointment...
Meanwhile, anytime republicans hear people talk about climate change:
As a Japanese veteran of WW2 said of fighting in the jungle, "What the monkey can eat, we can eat too...if you avoid what they avoid, you're fairly safe."
The restaurant i used to work at just rebranded as chi-chi's. I bailed though. I felt the same way about it as I do about nostalgia-baiting live action remakes of old disney movies...
Family guy made the same joke about "Two and a Half Men."https://youtu.be/oJqNfivOwuk?is=Ltlc4SCBQJFZCMXl
Couldn't it have been a different person from home alone 2...?
Yup
"I don't know what's beyond those hills, but if you ride yonder, head up, eyes steady, heart open, I think one day you'll find that you're the hero you've been looking for."Jimmy fuckin Stewart
Seems unrealistic. Kash's eyes are looking in the same direction 🤔
This is St. Paul. Sauce: I was there...
Wait for me, for I'll return,Defying every deathhttps://youtu.be/XvlarBDkpho?si=-JYSnkCiv6EsXLu_
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTE0bTNoeWJtdWEzMG4xdjNoZm14bzlrMmNuYW1pZmp5eDllNHk0byZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UrbnbuU24p1zgyDMUH/200w.webp
#27 To add insult to injury, his one line was actually dubbed by Hugo Weaving because Harry Sinclair didn't sound evil enough...
Sauce: https://xkcd.com/236/
#2 Wait, are the penguins gay, or is it the fish that are gay? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXRhcXk5d29lbWY5Y2N4bjdiN3VwM3FyYXY2djlkaDdncHc3cWN2OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vbHCgajseRKZa/200w.webp
A friend of mine works at a bar of the same name in a different state. No connection. They have been getting review bombed and harassed since this went viral...
Oh, you mean that obnoxious earworm tune from "Bridge on the River Kwai?" I guess i was today years old when I found out that it had lyrics...
He's just sore that he can't find the Entwives...
And while we're at it, Pi Day is in four days 🤷♂️
#1 As a former and probably future bartender, you should have your martinis stirred. Shaking them waters them down more. James Bond lied to you.
You can drive coast to coast in less than three days, pretty much irrespective of your start/end point. My guess is the 8 days are what google thinks it would take to bike if you were capable of biking 24/7 without breaks and immune to elevation, terrain, etc 🤔
You mean Randal Munroe, author of XKCD, right?
These morons see ancient Greece and ancient Persia as racial monolithes because that's what they want our current world to be...
It goes in the square hole 😅
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2ZnYTBqdmJmc2plZHJpdW9wMDk5NGRkdTk3cm1udmk1ejM5MTVwMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TWrudBaANAXcq2ILMJ/200w.webp
I don't think anyone is arguing that it's a foolproof method. But in the context of our ancestors, it would be a better method than "try one of everything and see who dies."
Of all the comedians that performed at Riyadh, he was probably the biggest disappointment...
Meanwhile, anytime republicans hear people talk about climate change:
As a Japanese veteran of WW2 said of fighting in the jungle, "What the monkey can eat, we can eat too...if you avoid what they avoid, you're fairly safe."
The restaurant i used to work at just rebranded as chi-chi's. I bailed though. I felt the same way about it as I do about nostalgia-baiting live action remakes of old disney movies...
Family guy made the same joke about "Two and a Half Men."
https://youtu.be/oJqNfivOwuk?is=Ltlc4SCBQJFZCMXl
Couldn't it have been a different person from home alone 2...?
Yup
"I don't know what's beyond those hills, but if you ride yonder, head up, eyes steady, heart open, I think one day you'll find that you're the hero you've been looking for."
Jimmy fuckin Stewart
Seems unrealistic. Kash's eyes are looking in the same direction 🤔
This is St. Paul. Sauce: I was there...
Wait for me, for I'll return,
Defying every death
https://youtu.be/XvlarBDkpho?si=-JYSnkCiv6EsXLu_
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTE0bTNoeWJtdWEzMG4xdjNoZm14bzlrMmNuYW1pZmp5eDllNHk0byZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UrbnbuU24p1zgyDMUH/200w.webp
#27 To add insult to injury, his one line was actually dubbed by Hugo Weaving because Harry Sinclair didn't sound evil enough...
Sauce: https://xkcd.com/236/
#2 Wait, are the penguins gay, or is it the fish that are gay? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXRhcXk5d29lbWY5Y2N4bjdiN3VwM3FyYXY2djlkaDdncHc3cWN2OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vbHCgajseRKZa/200w.webp
A friend of mine works at a bar of the same name in a different state. No connection. They have been getting review bombed and harassed since this went viral...
Oh, you mean that obnoxious earworm tune from "Bridge on the River Kwai?" I guess i was today years old when I found out that it had lyrics...
He's just sore that he can't find the Entwives...
And while we're at it, Pi Day is in four days 🤷♂️
#1 As a former and probably future bartender, you should have your martinis stirred. Shaking them waters them down more. James Bond lied to you.
You can drive coast to coast in less than three days, pretty much irrespective of your start/end point. My guess is the 8 days are what google thinks it would take to bike if you were capable of biking 24/7 without breaks and immune to elevation, terrain, etc 🤔