Valatros

15055 pts ยท August 16, 2015


I just want to waste time and have somewhere to host my images, fuck off my page.

Catfish out here helping us de-flock. Good job catfish!

21 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the self burn rule. You can call yourself fat, you can call yourself ugly, but other people aint allowed to call you fat and ugly.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how it comes out of it upside down and never does fully orient itself to go back up. Dude is drunk swimming his way back to functioning "Okay, okay, I don't know wtf just happened but I am okay, float it off float it off"

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd say go in with plans to watch three episodes. If the climax on the third doesn't have ya hooked, then the rest won't either. I went into it completely blind wondering wtf my friend was making me watch magical girl stuff for and it was definitely a ride.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alright there's a good exercise for this. I want you to sit there in your chair and close your eyes, and picture this guy. He's right behind you, and he's eating a salad with far too much ranch. I want you to really envision each crunch, the ranch loaded spittle flying. And he leans in behind you to whisper in your ear: "Man they put way too much ranch on this salad". He doesn't whisper. A globule of ranch lands inside your ear.

I'm not sure where i was going with this. You're welcome.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In my first studio apartment, i used the gas burners for heating. Used to get a headache after awhile "because it got too hot" but laying down low where the air was still cooler fixed it fine. Imagine my surprise when after a couple years of this they install carbon monoxide alarms... hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa not gettin' those braincells back.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is honestly exactly the way. You need to massage your resume better to fit the role. Think of it this way, it's a test of the system that a manager needs to pass: do you understand the corporate structure well enough to game and exploit it for your own advancement. Every time you reapply for a job that demands experience and do not find a way to fudge that experience, you are demonstrating a failure to manipulate the hiring system.

It's not a good thing and shouldn't be this way, but...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This guy is actually showing one of the real problems we have with Trump now and those of his ilk going forward. People tend to kinda... look around and scope out what people around them are doing to develop their morality. Like, if noone is stealing cable nobody starts, but if you see a splitter on the line it feels okay to do "too", others are anyway. Littering is similar, anywhere you make a "Best for me" and "Best for we" judgement call most of us tend towards the local 'normal'...

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eyyy four years ahead of me. I did have a roommate relapse that cemented things, but truthfully that happened in my early 30's anyway. I just... I know what I'm working with, as far as my personality goes. If I tried alcohol, and liked it, I would never stop. My obese ass already has a complicated relationship with food, I don't need to make my life harder.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone in the states, thank you for that very useful summary of "What to expect in practical terms"

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just dump it on the burn pile, it'll help things along later.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The magic of the valley~

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

FYI this isn't an Easter tradition, exactly. This is just what she does on Sundays and sometimes that happens to be a holiday. Source: I made it up.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once the kittens reach a certain age its less about stopping them and more about... discouraging.

4 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The more ridiculous thing is that it works. Like... horses are an absurd creature. Absolutely absurd. Platypi were fine but I draw the line at giant hands with a face.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every wheezing laugh caused by the comment is stolen from that cat. So in a way, we are all helping.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... As a shut-in... my first thought was "Wow, just like in dave the diver! I hated those things!"

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it is! a quick recording to show a mod issue that i shared to gallery because the world can only benefit from more nonsense on imgur.

I'm running a ton of mods but none that actually impact the appearance, so this is just What The Game Looks Like now. It's fun, you should give it another spin if you've got time!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean.... by that logic, the lady booking it faster the more afraid she is is also picking up an unfair bit of extra speed compared to the games lol

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

As a younger brother I have to clarify: Drawing dicks on your siblings face is valid at any age. If they're asleep and you're awake, it's on them.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a little bit of hype going at first that I could make my own cheap homemade coke, but honestly? That mix is complicated enough that fuck it, they've earned my two dollars.

7 months ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 2

... I did like the swingy arm tho. That was very satisfying.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because you've been acclimated to the jesus nuts, but not the witch nuts. The crazy is fresh instead of stale and familiar.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

... What kind of cursed shop were you in, dude!? Snake in a jar, skull, squirrel skeleton playing a cello????

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know that the camera would be one of the first things to go, so it makes sense... but I still am a little annoyed that it cut off right before the close-up of the explosion! Damn physics interfering with my explosion-cam...

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come to think of it, I haven't seen our resident horse enthusiast for awhile...

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you'd have to protect those companies and their operators from federal agents, because that would be wildly illegal on the federal level. It's functionally secession from the union, which there... is no mechanism for. It'd be a very confusing war with the California leadership who implemented it treated as rebels, because well... it would be a rebellion, yeah. And even if you were on board with that, how many companies would be? Trading partners? California doesn't have a navy...

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahah yeah, I get the IDEA... being part of the union is looking less worthwhile as federal guardrails fail. But good lord, it's not like california gathers up the money themselves; it's directly to IRS by every. single. company. The closest to making this possible would be if California passed a bill that companies in California can legally operate without paying federal taxes, and levy its own state tax to replace it. 1/2(?)

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plenty of people, but... the OF models are the ones with an incentive to produce feelgood social media content while looking beautiful doing it, which gets them upvoted and into most viral, so... you're gonna see a lot of 'em here.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0