TugNot

97 pts · September 15, 2015


Well, if it ain’t baroque don’t fix it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

According to current cases, you can shoot them if you feel threatened.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

F*ck… you could write my memoir.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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A colonoscopy isn’t that bad. You basically pay a doctor to poop on his table.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Nah… had one of my soldiers in my Army Reserve unit work at the airport. He said same people who called him a hero called him a Nazi.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know how much work abs take… I wouldn’t wish abs on anyone

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Super cool OP!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for posting this!!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Fresh tea

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, seen too many slimy rich guys get off.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are tweets considered headlines?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a analyst in the company I work for, our company data shows that productivity is up and so is employee survey scores.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I came here to say that ? great minds think alike

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Highly underrated comment ??

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it true you are the ghost of Richie Rich?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was about to say. Had a Sikh soldier under my command and he came from a long line of warriors. Absolute legend.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That’s a lot of work to put your pp into it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out the seasons right after the simpsons movie came out. You will be pleasantly surprised. :)

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Hype squad woot woot

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yum... tree blood

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Under rated comment ?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What’s a arcade?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

F those guys... literally dismantled institutions that took decades to build.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ngl... I would figure out a way to burn my nips off.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a lie. As a lazy programmer, I let the AI set my smart watering system and decide when the AC or heater should be on.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s some epic level crazy. Well done.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0