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Jul 19, 2021 6:40 PM
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3PiecesOfBread
That’s not how you do DMT.
opwankenop
MFW reading the headline
opwankenop
MFW I complete reading the headline
Imakethingsweird
persnicketyemu
I need a tv adaptation of this ASAP
1potsie
Macho Nacho?
LyraTheLycan
Nacho Libido
hetherweaversmagic
Mad Libs
MarishkaGinny
I had to read that several times to fully ~absorb~ the mayhem.
certainlynotaserialkiller
That was a wild ride
HolyHellJezebel
Run On Sentence Man strikes again!
JanieKSmith
Kittywurst
That's not a headline, that's the whole store in one long sentence
rosebudthesled
Why mention the aromatic candles other than boosting sales?
Golgaman
I believe the candles and inhaling toxic toad venom are connected since it’s most likely a candle he made that the guy was inhaling.
onecowboytoo
Who doesn't take every opportunity to mention penis shaped candles?
hardwoodninja77360
Ok, aromatic I understand, but are they also flavored and or edible???
gaijinsmash
Either he's more famous for the candles than the porn...or it somehow relates to the charges
Kamishiro
It certainly gives the headline a bit more punch. Definitely boosted clicks.
tomatoboy
Anybody got the article? I want to read this one.
tomatoboy
Here: https://news.yahoo.com/spain-porn-star-held-man-dies-toad-venom-200004558.html
knittinbro
FINALLY. There will be a chance of him doing gay porn when he comes out.
fragdemented
"This is too crazy. I can't just point out one thing! The world must know it ALL!" -The headline writer, probably
TheDudeSkywalker
The same guy that bought his family's ancestral home with his porn money?
sskyrimjob
You can literally choose to lead a similarly interesting life. What’s holding you back?
BadPunsAplenty
I guess he'll be doing hard time?
wardenda
He'll be doin' hard time. Here comes the Big Boss Man you better walk the line! You better watch it punk or you'll be servin' hard time.
420supercoolusername69
Username checks out
iamthisguy247
Well I can’t hold a candle to this comment.
ExileonDaytonStreet
tomatoboy
Hard and long.
Polysloth
Toadly
HomeBrewtality
That’s a stretch, but a clever one nonetheless. You are creative and I like that. Have an upvote.
Polysloth
Frogetabout it
PicturesquePitcherPlant
Nah. Being a famous porn star he'll probably blow his wad on bail.
BadPunsAplenty
Give him a hand,jobs yours if you want to be his bail bondsman.
Bukkakeyes
The penile system is going to have it's way with him!
BadPunsAplenty
A stiff sentence, no doubt.
blankiDriver
Toad you so
salunatics
HolyCowDoNotEat
You’re the best
RideTheStimutacs
I feel like the candles are superfluous to the news story.
kamkor1
A rollercoaster from start to finish
Shaodyn
I'm with the OP here. At no point did I have any idea where this headline was going.
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
Nacho has always been real intense, right up there with Rocco Siffredi.
Aaronb1138
Amphetamines, cocaine, and other assorted drugs. Dude is not natural intense, he displays distinct signs of many drugs firing concurrently.
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
Wouldn't be surprised.
Aaronb1138
And his female co-stars act even more high + strung out than he does.
Targe0
That was a wild ride befitting of Florida.
DuckHuntPro
This is hard to swallow for his family. He's facing stiff charges.
Dryheat
"Will the defendant please rise?... Oh Good, No!! I didn't mean.... Come to order!!! No.. wait!!!"
DangerBaer
TheFashionGuy1
That article has got to be one hell of a read.
ICameHeretoBrowseMemesButICommentwithGifs
SexyLearningDisability
His shirt! Lmfao
jodey
Never has a gif fit a headline so perfectly, my god
vicvalour
NACCHHHHHOOOOOOO!!
NotJackieDaytona
THEY GAVE ME NO EAGLE POWERS. THEY GAVE ME NO NUTRIENTS.
admiralschlackett
Gutpilegutezeit
What movie?
admiralschlackett
Nacho Libre
MandaloreTheJust
Is that Peter Stormare?
admiralschlackett
Yes it is
admiralschlackett
His character is ‘Emperor’
InoffensivePablum
It seems to me he lived his life like a male genitalia candle in the wind.
ADegenFromUpcountry
There’s a lot to unpack in that headline
BushDidWolf359
Is this one of those things where you just select the word on the right from predictive text?
Wraid
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Bingo gubelman
mythology333
Toads don't have venom, they have toxins. Venom is when something bites you and you die. Toxins are when you bite it you die.
FinrodFelagundPrinceoftheNoldor
Toxins are a wider category that can include both poisons and venoms. But yeah, toads don't have venom.
RichardCypherRahl
What if I bite it and someone else dies?
mythology333
Then it's sympathetic magic
Exquisitine
Then it's voodoo, come on Richard, we've been over this
hardwoodninja77360
Fuck biting toads, these dudes were snorting them. Fucking epic.