TheResolver

97194 pts ยท January 30, 2016


Resolver's gonna resolve...

I don't block anyone, but not because I'm some sophisticated Imgur hipster or anything. I just never realized I could mute them, and when I did, I thought, oh well it's been fine thus far. I just skip past the posts I don't care for, and upvote the ones I do. If a lot of you like seeing cartoon furries shaving their crotches, or the same seven women's side boob and upper thigh, by all means have at it, who am I to block anyone for it? Do your thing gang.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

One critter down there had a very bad day...

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Viva!

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a kid brother, we were best buddies, but he went down a path I could not follow. Maybe some day he will come back out of those brambles, but I fear it will not by walking out on his own two feet. Addiction destroys all we love. Great to see that kind of love on display in this post, you have my upvote...

6 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"your comment has been resuscitated" Use your new powers wisely

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one cares... Republicans will applaud his behavior, and Democrats will clutch their pearls, and the voters will look at this meme and forget anything about it two girls in thigh highs posts later. People can't be bothered to vote, as though someone else will come save them... Others will say, I don't have time, or it doesn't matter. I wish everyone would prove me wrong... please prove me wrong!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah and John Lennon liked the feeling walking around being unnoticed in New York as well... yeah...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's do some math here; and let's use his numbers: Say you lose about 3 or 4 soldiers a month. In a year's time that's roughly 48 to 50 soldiers lost. Now, let's say this situation drags on for a decade, at that loss rate. In 10 years at that rate you've lost around 8,600 to 8,700 soldiers roughly. So he may want to stop acting like the whole thing is just a 4 months and done scenario, or that post of his will need a good revisit. Not that he gives a shit though...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's always refreshing to see cosplay that isn't just some half naked girl luring people to her "other" sites. I'm not saying she shouldn't post her stuff, just that it's refreshing to see the cool shit too sometimes. It seems like we have more of one and less of the other most of time here now. So, Ack Ack!!

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

First thing I do when I encounter a negative comment is take a look at your other comments to see if I see a pattern of this kind of response. I do, and I have to say, you really lean into the angry comments, almost all of them are negative and confrontational. I'm sorry so many things make you feel bad this way. Have you tried maybe not giving a shit about what people say so much? whatever the case good luck out there friend, it's a fire in a madhouse.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Just saying, Hey stop that! I like to cum to this kind of stuff! is a lot shorter than all that pointless shit you said, but hey I'm not your dad, so whatever.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

What an interesting age to exist in, where creeps can just openly be creeps, and other creeps can cheer and say their creep shit. I don't believe in kink shaming people by any means, so, you wanna get hard over children's movie characters, whatever. But this glorification of people sneakily screwing on public transport is not a kink, it is a deviant sexual behavior where children are present and people are "sneakily" getting off to the idea they are tricking them. Not cool at all.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 26

Not to be that person, but if you find this sexy, or think this a "fun idea", or even feel there is no issue with this kind of behavior in public, you are part of the problem. If you would do this in front of people including children, you are not being cute and sexy, you are being arrogant and a little pedophilic. I mean getting turned on by knowing kids are nearby while you "sneakily" have sex... Just my opinion here.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

The time change debate is a perfect example of how exploited we are as people. Something as simple as deciding a time that is best is cause for someone who exploits people to get anxious and pay off some politicians to shoot it down. You want to know how hard they fuck you? You can't even have a clock that operates without the say of someone using your time to fuck you over.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honest, I not only don't show people anything I like, or play them music I like, I don't even say I like things to them. I just enjoy what I like and let them do whatever it is they do, and you know what? It has been so freeing for me, you wouldn't believe it. Worth trying.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was in a movie theater with my wife watching Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. The lady beside me. there with her fella had a coat over her head and was looking at her phone under it the whole time. After an hour of the film she pops out, leans to him and says, who's that? He says, that's Cesar, he's the leader of the apes. Yeah... you know, just the main character of the entire film, that she paid money to come and see... Cesar the protagonist on the screen and talked about for over an hour...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump is so dense he says, He doesn't want to be hit by a drone... as a reply to Zelensky's joke. Also I always notice that Trump seems to be addressing someone anytime he replies or quips, yet most of the time he isn't talking to anyone. Reporter asks a question and Trump will look to the side and say, watch this, here comes another nasty one, watch... The guy is a fucking dolt.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They love their gender affirming care...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Call of Duty cosplay is all it is. But if I must critique, I would say that headgear isn't necessary when your entire torso is going to be shredded to bits by the very shrapnel that Kevlar helmet is designed to protect you from. But do you Popeyepussyslayerhugedick69420, I'm sure the rest of the lobby fears you deeply...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All those years, and all that power grabbing, for what? Just to wind up dead and buried just like everyone else, but also being uniquely hated for ever existing at all. What a sorry way to win huh?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundred and twenty degrees. Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen". - Foreman Lyle

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then you wake up, and your still just some middle aged gooner on an image hosting website, thirsting over images you can find in a hundred other places... or something...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I feel you, but every platform is a marketplace, and since they sell their bodies, this platform has plenty of them, just like all the rest. As long as there are still funny memes and interesting pictures here as well I don't see any issue with it. Each to their own, right? Show me a cool pet, a funny joke, and a saucy leg or two and all is pretty chill in the Imgur realm.

4 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know it's 2026 and being kind of illiterate is fashionable but... I'm old, and I get annoyed by statements like "How they looked like" Other than that, the zoot suit gangster cats is spot on and this meme is still funny... however... ha ha.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The nuclear football, you know that time the Russians scared us with nuclear threats, so now our leader goes everywhere with an Earth destroying satchel at the ready... yeah that nuclear football.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Kool Aid should be green

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your companion will carry you there with care and love, but your enemy will be on your trail at all times in his mechanical solar powered suit with bulletproof glass fishbowl head... Mu ha ha ha!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Tapir with a Rapier and a necklace with an ape ear, who will chomp you with it's teeth and do a little scrapier.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your companion will carry your extra burdens, and love you, but the Tapir knows only violence, sweet long snooted violence...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah but you see, in his anger toward you, he has devised a solar powered automaton body with a fish bowl of bulletproof glass for a head. He is determined... Your companion will aid you in the trying times.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1