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Jul 7, 2026 2:08 PM
dickblack12
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copingcabana
I used to live in NYC, which is one of the few places in the world you can get any kind of food you want any time you want. But after a while, you realize, you don't really give a shit about eating Ethopian food at 2 am. Or wearing an AK47 while badly hitting golf balls.
StupidCanadianWolfBird
Sooooo, this is is his Grindr account?
zFUBARz
You're not gonna get a good golf swing with that shit on your chest. Commit you coward.
TheMagicOfTacoCatScience
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXg1cjA5YzZsdnU2dDRjeHhycTFkejExeHVhaGFmdTRrc21hcHY0eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1ZrclCM6lGNRC/200w.webp
invaderjak
imagine dressing like that and expecting people to take you seriously.
leviaton
Yeah ... I like to sit in my yard... And BBQ food... With my friends ... And our wives enjoy our company. We like to invite the new neighbors to make them feel welcome... I'n Canada
thedarkcanuck
Hyper-American, yet he holds a Russian gun
ChazzK
Nice veins dude, do you go the full steroid rout or "just" hormones and "supplements"?
TheResolver
They love their gender affirming care...
JackieTreehornProductions
80% chance this guy jerks off to old photos of himself
Yellowchopsticks
You'd think him going on about how great America is that he'd use an American gun instead of the Avtomat Kalashnikova 47.
jeips
if you had a dog that was this insecure even in its own home, you'd be worried that dog would bite someone. and every dog trainer on the planet would caution you.
lifeisadadjoke
Overcompensating for something? The US really is a theme park with costume characters walking around.
TheResolver
Call of Duty cosplay is all it is. But if I must critique, I would say that headgear isn't necessary when your entire torso is going to be shredded to bits by the very shrapnel that Kevlar helmet is designed to protect you from. But do you Popeyepussyslayerhugedick69420, I'm sure the rest of the lobby fears you deeply...
GrenithTheSkald
Even as a kid, I would have looked at that and been like "FUCKING CRINGE!"
thrashingcows
stabbermcshooty
The only person he’s gonna use that on is himself or his family statistically
Grimlinnan
Dickhead cosplaying Nazi.
PoorSucker
With a Russian rifle
jammer909
He really believes that the right to do what you want on your property is exclusive to America.
Pepeseinn
Its strange that people act like this and then get really upset when gays are just gay at the privacy of their own home
Jamesstin
They get around that privacy thing by asserting queer people put their children at risk two dozen different ways. Straight from the fascist playbook
bad1080
let's not forget: uses gender affirming care like TRT
Jamesstin
I just looked up how many Americans are on TRT. It suggests 11 million are and that the . Majority of those are men. There is an estimated 3.4 million trans people in the US. Lmao
LinemanMatt
Yeah. The vast majority of my co-workers over 40 are on it. You see some definite personality shifts from most of them when they start it.
slopwizard
This guy's entire disposable income has gone to gender affirming care
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
5$ that man kicks his dog
sadurdaynight
Take one part insecurity, and overcompensate with too many parts of steroids and fake machismo, then add in some guns and lack of empathy
Bojovnik84
Treatment is the business end of a pistol to the mouth. No cure exists.
IndependenceHallPhiladelphiaPA
you are wrong, friend. the cure comes in convenient capsule form.
OliverClothesoff70
#1 all I could think of was Popeye.
dickblack12
Thou art not alone.
Thorketil
What does that playing with golf balls stuff actually have to do with his CoD cosplay?
digitreal
As a 10 year old, I probably thought this was what a man looks like. As an adult, I think this is what insecurity looks like.
mikeatike
It was the 80s when I was 10 years old. I don't think I would have been impressed by this guy.
Eyeetsass
Ya know, just check his hard drive. I’m fairly convinced this broadcast pageantry is a pretty good indicator of a person willing to force not only their views, but themselves on others.
Emjayen
Which makes sense given conservatives are characteristically intellectually and emotionally- developmentally-stunted at 12 years-old. Hell, the peak of their argumentation is a petulant "n-n-no... u!!"
Aranon1183
Science has actually proven that conservatism is a result of underdeveloped brains.
nclu
There’s a lot of unregulated hormonal self treatment going on here. Just look at top bodybuilders from 100 years ago. They look nothing like this
Tortilla8000
It probably was to be honest, to some extent. Things have changed now
newwoolmonosta
It always was and still IS, Turtle Island. If you don’t know- ask an indigenous person.
somethingnotyettaken
Which demonstrates two societal failings; that we teach young boys this is what being a man means, and that some pricks like this one aren't ever taught (or smart enough to figure out) anything different.
TwoBitGreaser
Freedom to putt from the rough.
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IndependenceHallPhiladelphiaPA
theres no char around the rim of the pipe and no smoke from the bowl. that pipe isnt lit and has never been lit. everything in that video is a prop. what a pussy.
BeachsideBarghest
Performative masculinity.
chumpacabra
it's obviously a bubble pipe then
BigV
Yeah, real men get lung cancer damn it just like my pappy
FeedTheNachoMan
Real men don't try to pass themselves off as an expert while showing off a shiny, new, unused tool.
WeirdWalker
Even the pussy he gets is a prop
BenderSaysNeat
IndependenceHallPhiladelphiaPA
that person definitely has a secret grindr account.
swedeonamoose
And it being america i am sure a shootout started after he hit the neighbors house with said golfball.
ThM1ck
Eat shit and die, you goddamned piece of garbage. I hope your children get aggressive asshole cancer and you have to carry them around in plastic bags to keep them from painting rooms with shit.
W0lfsbl00d
And then some fat donut sucking cops came and killed the neighbor's dogs and then arrested his wife for being brown in their vicinity.
swedeonamoose
Eat a snickers dude.
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swedeonamoose
I mean i know there is no cock like horse cock but i dont wanna turn my asshole into shock.
W0lfsbl00d
bro, you made this guy so mad
ThM1ck
Absolutely zero surprise you're experienced at chugging horse dick.