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71346 pts ยท December 16, 2011


Steve Harvey says I am Miss Universe.

30% tip or your BLT is gonna become Bacon and Lettuce and Toes?

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#3 a good tool for Flock camera maintenance

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Making silly noises with the empty tube is an essential part of the process of changing the toilet paper and paper towel rolls.

2 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#42 You can't get better, you are a cat, the pinnacle of perfection already.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Therapy can help unpack it so you can understand it (this does not necessarily mean forgiving it) and deal with it so you can reinforce your foundation. It's helping my sister out immensely.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had a car named Caramal too :)

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn't look real

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks like the LeMay Car museum in Tacoma, Wa. Worth the trip I thought.

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I love hearing about the insane lengths some people go to gain weight, when there is I, who will gain 60lbs in sympathy when I watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hell yes. Good. I'm glad! Enjoy your trip! :)

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eating while walking is considered super rude (I learned that the embarrassing way) sit down to eat even if it's just an egg salad sandwich from 711 (definitely try one of those btw). Don't push any buttons in the public restrooms unless you absolutely know what it does. Tokyo has alarms in their public restrooms to call the police. The button is sometimes right next to the flush button.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

make sure you bring a medication for yeast infection.. just in case. It's like the country pretends it's not a thing so it's incredibly hard to find if you are a foreigner and don't know their pharmacy system. Since you mentioned chronic illness, scope out what hospitals will accept foreigners (they don't take private insurance) you'll have to pay out of pocket, but it's super cheap compared to the US. Bring a cute packable bag you can carry your trash in since public trash cans are super rare >

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Having traveled to Tokyo alone as a young woman in the last few years, make sure you bring pantyhose to wear under your knee socks (if you aren't already). It's a grooming standard for women in Japan. I also recommend you wear some kind of shorts underneath that skirt. The perverts will zero in on you. Make sure you also have an outfit that works with a loose fitting top. Form fitting clothes are rarer there and it's muggy. Also, because it's so muggy and the need for the pantyhose and shorts >

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Same.

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It always amazes me how much the art style evolves over time

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excellent, earn their trust and then we strike. +1 for humans!

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

True. Teachers don't though.

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#25 Honestly, the guy probably got paid more as a sanitation professional than he did a teacher.

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#10 Ah yes, the Cat Crusher apartment.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Let's meet half way. "Donnie the kiddiediddler". Adds his name and doesn't downgrade the severity of his diddling by removing the reference to children. Also keeps the old western outlaw theme in tact. Needs a stupider looking picture too.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Maybe Messi will teach us and we will be the next Lifetime/Disney underdog tale. Haha.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, my fiancee and I talk about this all the time. In France where he grew up, and from what I gather most of Europe, there is a lot more access to the sport. Here, Soccer is essentially kept behind a paywall. You need to pay high membership fees to get real access to fields and organized leagues, authorities chase people away from public spaces for loitering unless they have paid to reserve the field in advance etc. The pool of players with the opportunity and means to get good is limited. :(

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naw, Trump ruined any chance for the US to get a win that meant anything when he had that red card reversed. I feel bad for the individual US players, but I'm glad we lost. If the US would have won it would have always be shadowed by his meddling. I want a win that no one can say we didn't earn and that really means something.

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Do you think the ribbon eel has to think about keeping and controlling that many rhythmic waves in its body for locomotion? "Wave number 3 needsss an ssspinal adjustment of 0.2 degreess or elssse it's going to merge with wave number 4 and messs up my momentum". Or it is more like ribbon dancer ribbons? "Head go up and down and body followsss 'round! :)"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one of those, and technically you are supposed to take the bean bag out of the stuffed animal, microwave that, then put it back into the stuffed animal after. ,>_>

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Thank you!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I would love a Romantasy where the heroine is a regular 40 year old mother of 2 who's either widowed or divorced. Like a more focused version of Navani and Dalanar of the Stormlight Archive. Or, a story featuring a heroic elderly woman. Like Elise from the Insidious franchises. Give people stories they can see their future selves in too. Give people love they can find at any age. The call for heroism doesn't expire after 30, you don't need to sit this one out.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor taste.

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In the video games industry at least, it's all about the "image" sent to investors. "We are so successful that we can afford to have a huge building in this super expensive city and talented people are so excited to work on our projects that they'll come from all over the country to be part of it! We are the best investment!"

When in reality they are hemorrhaging money and grinding their employees into dust for this image. Investors don't do due diligence so it works to trick them. Stupid.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows linear time travel is highly illegal. Hawking was a time-cop snitch and that was an obvious sting.

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