675443 pts · January 10, 2012
Artist, author, deviant. I draw porn for a living. Who knew people would pay so well for custom renderings of their OCs junk?
"they keep buying space marines!" "because thats all we keep making" "but they barely buy other things by comparison!" "because the other things have almost no official-play-legal models because we keep making more space marines"
Its a free bonus that comes with every order of a Lil Guy For Your House.
When you keep reprogramming it to always agree with the user, it'll have that problem.
#16 Now the first page is all Sponsored results including articles about some celebrity who wore fleece recently, a company that called themselves "fleecelined" but don't actually make fleece lined clothes, outdated links to places that uses to sell them but now only reach 404s on those same sites or auto-redirect you to the main page with no Search function available... etc.
I'll sometimes say "Jizz" instead of "Cheers". Nobody's called me on it yet but if they do I'll just react surprised like "What? No, CHEERS. Why would I say...???" Like its entirely their fault for hearing Jizz lol
#3 Poor choice of character for the meme since he famously burned all that money because "Its not about the money, its about sending a message".
Given how horribly unhealthily he lives and eats, the fact that he continues to persist even in the extremely debilitated way he does (incontinence, dementia, etc) is a medical and scientific anomaly in itself.
I leave it on when theres leftovers cooling in the microwave that need to be put in the fridge overnight, so I don't forget about them. If I see the light on when I inevitably go for a late night cup of water or whatever, I know to check and put them away if needed.
Damn sight better than "BWAAAAMP [title repeated as a caption on a black background]."
Which, from those I've seen, is a bonus and nothing more. The joke works fine without it but its there as a lil treat to thank the people who support her work financially.
We got one for our cat. She still thinks we control when it goes off so she gets super cuddly and noisy-purry about 20-30 minutes before it does cos she thinks she can butter us up into making it spin to the next segment early.
If it was that easy to pick up and relocate your entire life to another country, we'd all be doing it more often. Even if just for the hell of it.
My point is that what's going on in the post would not fly in America - not that we shouldn't act. The goal and the intent are valid, but the method would need to change.
Could have bought it expressly to destroy it. Artist still benefits, message is still sent if not amplified if they publicize its destruction.Or to give it as a sneak gift to some Trump-loving relative lol
Yup. Pull this on any senator or congressman in the US and you'll be lucky to live through the next ten minutes of police brutality you get in retaliation. Only reason I even think you'd last that long is cos they wouldn't risk shooting the senator in question, so you won't just get actually blown away on the spot if you managed to get hands on them already.
Honestly it was the 'one sandwich' part being proudly advertised on the box that got me. You're telling me thats not even 3 or 4 "sandwiches" in there when its literally just the two cheapest items in any given grocery store slapped together and frozen?
Bust Out Another Thousand is the acronym I heard recently. Seems accurate.
I will never get tired of knowing that we got that glorious chaotic gold out of a project that started out aiming to make a musical historical epic like Prince of Egypt.
Or he isn't one of the good ones, and he knows that they know that, and he thinks (because they told him so) that the only way to keep that under wraps is to do what they say.
#9 They aren't judging him bc he's short, they're judging him because he's a short *twat*.
And if they actually suffer any consequences they'll just be back a week later under a new keyboardmash 'brand name' with the exact same products.
If his middle names aren't 'George Paul', his parents fucked up.
Fair, but an overwhelming amount of 5-star reviews on Amazon and sites like it are either faked by the seller using bot accounts, or 'paid for' by adding gifts to every order with a 'please rate us 5 stars on amazon pretty please!!!! 🥺' note.
It does sound like the kind of thing a pretentiously snobby cannibal would say, though.
Afaik Portsherry just does one-offs, so I don't expect this will have a continuationThat said, they're still worth following imo. Good shit. 👍
So proud of themself. As they should be! Sticks as long as they are.My mums husky/lab cross would reliably try to drag small fallen trees back home to destroy in the back yard. We let her, because doing that kept her busy and happy for the rest of the day lol
#15 Not just digital platforms, but physical things too. Almost always in the name of budget cuts to make profits look bigger.
Goldens are friends with everything and everyone. They lack the capacity for hatred.
I too remember when the internet trend was fixing everything with instant Ramen. Then came Everything Is Cake.
"Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh..."
"they keep buying space marines!" "because thats all we keep making" "but they barely buy other things by comparison!" "because the other things have almost no official-play-legal models because we keep making more space marines"
Its a free bonus that comes with every order of a Lil Guy For Your House.
When you keep reprogramming it to always agree with the user, it'll have that problem.
#16 Now the first page is all Sponsored results including articles about some celebrity who wore fleece recently, a company that called themselves "fleecelined" but don't actually make fleece lined clothes, outdated links to places that uses to sell them but now only reach 404s on those same sites or auto-redirect you to the main page with no Search function available... etc.
I'll sometimes say "Jizz" instead of "Cheers". Nobody's called me on it yet but if they do I'll just react surprised like "What? No, CHEERS. Why would I say...???" Like its entirely their fault for hearing Jizz lol
#3 Poor choice of character for the meme since he famously burned all that money because "Its not about the money, its about sending a message".
Given how horribly unhealthily he lives and eats, the fact that he continues to persist even in the extremely debilitated way he does (incontinence, dementia, etc) is a medical and scientific anomaly in itself.
I leave it on when theres leftovers cooling in the microwave that need to be put in the fridge overnight, so I don't forget about them. If I see the light on when I inevitably go for a late night cup of water or whatever, I know to check and put them away if needed.
Damn sight better than "BWAAAAMP [title repeated as a caption on a black background]."
Which, from those I've seen, is a bonus and nothing more. The joke works fine without it but its there as a lil treat to thank the people who support her work financially.
We got one for our cat. She still thinks we control when it goes off so she gets super cuddly and noisy-purry about 20-30 minutes before it does cos she thinks she can butter us up into making it spin to the next segment early.
If it was that easy to pick up and relocate your entire life to another country, we'd all be doing it more often. Even if just for the hell of it.
My point is that what's going on in the post would not fly in America - not that we shouldn't act. The goal and the intent are valid, but the method would need to change.
Could have bought it expressly to destroy it. Artist still benefits, message is still sent if not amplified if they publicize its destruction.
Or to give it as a sneak gift to some Trump-loving relative lol
Yup. Pull this on any senator or congressman in the US and you'll be lucky to live through the next ten minutes of police brutality you get in retaliation. Only reason I even think you'd last that long is cos they wouldn't risk shooting the senator in question, so you won't just get actually blown away on the spot if you managed to get hands on them already.
Honestly it was the 'one sandwich' part being proudly advertised on the box that got me. You're telling me thats not even 3 or 4 "sandwiches" in there when its literally just the two cheapest items in any given grocery store slapped together and frozen?
Bust Out Another Thousand is the acronym I heard recently. Seems accurate.
I will never get tired of knowing that we got that glorious chaotic gold out of a project that started out aiming to make a musical historical epic like Prince of Egypt.
Or he isn't one of the good ones, and he knows that they know that, and he thinks (because they told him so) that the only way to keep that under wraps is to do what they say.
#9 They aren't judging him bc he's short, they're judging him because he's a short *twat*.
And if they actually suffer any consequences they'll just be back a week later under a new keyboardmash 'brand name' with the exact same products.
If his middle names aren't 'George Paul', his parents fucked up.
Fair, but an overwhelming amount of 5-star reviews on Amazon and sites like it are either faked by the seller using bot accounts, or 'paid for' by adding gifts to every order with a 'please rate us 5 stars on amazon pretty please!!!! 🥺' note.
It does sound like the kind of thing a pretentiously snobby cannibal would say, though.
Afaik Portsherry just does one-offs, so I don't expect this will have a continuation
That said, they're still worth following imo. Good shit. 👍
So proud of themself. As they should be! Sticks as long as they are.
My mums husky/lab cross would reliably try to drag small fallen trees back home to destroy in the back yard. We let her, because doing that kept her busy and happy for the rest of the day lol
#15 Not just digital platforms, but physical things too. Almost always in the name of budget cuts to make profits look bigger.
Goldens are friends with everything and everyone. They lack the capacity for hatred.
I too remember when the internet trend was fixing everything with instant Ramen. Then came Everything Is Cake.
"Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh..."