Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 915

Jul 27, 2026 3:25 AM

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26 Man Tax: Alex Roe

There is no remedy so easy as books, which if they do not give cheerfulness, at least restore quiet to the most troubled mind. -Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
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I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
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Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc.

#8 My parents were smart. One day they said: you're entering puberty now, you have to resist against us; so I was like: now I'm not doing it

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#9 well that falls under the Fascists are exempt from any decency.

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#7 I've been unemployed for 6 weeks now. My 17yo dog is pretty sure I'm taking the time off to be home with her. (I am and I love her more than anything)

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#1 omg what is this?

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It looks like the needle felted replica of a pet.

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#21 not funny... this poor cat doesn't know what is going on

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#12 this is the most wholesome thing ever

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#1 I can't fucking tell anymore. Is that a fake AI dog or is it real?

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#12 Sportsmanship!

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#17 sometimes you go out the way you came

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#4 what kind of cartoon physics is this

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The kind that's either'This happens every winter' or '.....How the hell did that work?!'

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He was roped in, thankfully.

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#9 They aren't judging him bc he's short, they're judging him because he's a short *twat*.

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It's showing that being short isn't bad so we need to be nice to short people, but if you're a cunt being short isn't enough to earn special treatment.

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He just couldn't rise above it.

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#10 QUIT. MAKING. ME. CHANGE. IT. EVERY. TIME. I. LOG. IN! Looking at you Dayforce.

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#20 he's kinda right tho. So many flavours that would just be foghorned out by a palate covered in espresso. And I love espresso; but it's for after the mains.

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He's absolutely right. That's her schtick, she teases him, and imo sometimes crosses the line into cruelty.

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#17 it’s almost like the vagina gets used in both cases.

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#22 Rookie mistake. They bought "No Chew Deterrent" instead of "Chew Deterrent." This is what happens when you deter them from no chewing.

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#9 The writers definitely wanted us to call him Lord Fuckwad

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#24 'it's not gonna heat up because it's plastic'

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#16 I had a chance to pet a few of them. Yes, they are that chill . No, they aren't remotely soft. Like petting strands of dry hay.

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#3 In their defence, there have been several cases where the signs were not updated when the roads were re-layered. So the height drops due to the road being raised.

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#23 hahaha, this makes me kinda want to go there next time I'm in Richmond.
...aaah who am I kidding, I'm never in Richmond..

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

- cue classic chanson- If I ever get to Richmond on a sunny afternoon, I know just what to do, I'm gonna see you soon...

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#9 He's not mocked BECAUSE he's short. He's mocked because he's an asshole. There are characters shorter than him that are never mocked for their height. He's an asshole, and his height is something he's insecure about, so they use his insecurity to mock him.

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#7
Dogs are the best.
Ever since covid, my dogs now *know* that when I put on jeans, they’re off to daycare. Similarly they know all the routines. Wake up and walkies? WFH. Wake up and chill with coffee then walkies? Weekend.
Putting on socks? Afternoon walkies!
Going to that same woods area again? Friends galore!
Then also hearing ‘you’re staying here for a bit’ when I go grocery shopping and they send me on a massive guilt trip.. they’re precious.

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I didn't feel well so didn't go to work. Alrighty then, at least I get to hang out with the dogs. They slept all day in their beds.

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#9 we judge Farquad because he's an absolute prick

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Literally the first time we hear his name it's in connection with a concentration camp.

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Also (and its been a while so I may be misremembering) isn't he constantly shown trying to fake being taller/having himself depicted as tall? So like, yes there are short jokes made about him, but also still following a theme of "embracing who you are rather than pretending to be something you're not"

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#19 the guy holding onto the legs for 20 minutes is da real MVP

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#19 okay. But who took the photo?

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the photo is probably from the recreation of the event on the Air Disasters show. Here's more details on the actual event: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390

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#24 ElectroBOOM is a treasure, and I love his channel.

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There are channels out there with compilations of his funny moments...i don't watch them, i watch him.

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FULL BRIDGE
RECTIFIER

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I love his content but I have a really difficult time with intentionally acting like an idiot, and none of his accidents are accidents. He very intentionally causes every single one, and the idiot act frustrates me because he's NOT an idiot. But, he's one of very, very few people who actually understands what he talking about. I have a lot of respect for the man.

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