I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin & Hobbes
I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin & Hobbes
EGGSES!
https://imgur.com/Q1vpaKT.jpg
My sister has a PhD in radio astronomy. I put on my underwear this morning without falling down.
About this high: https://imgur.com/hY5bxPO.jpg
Reminds me of a line in All Dead All Dead by Queen. "But please, you must forgive me
I am old but still a child."
And selfies?
Penguins is pracitally chickens.
Baby zoomies!
Giraffe zoomies!
I'm sure there' someone herewith a knee fetish that will appreciate this.
Snak?Snak?Snak?Snak?Snak?Snak?Snak?Snak?Snak?
I can't have the schmogle anymore, due to a peanut allergy.
Carpe mentula.
Did it suddenly taste blue in here for a second?
I wish i had the software to make a gif of a lizard tongue shoot out.
He seems to have passed the audition.
I didn't know it was possible to have a bad trip without touching drugs.
Maybe he just did really good drugs.
It's Spider-man. You're welcome.
#40 The looking pool is nice and cool...
Father, I crave a brain cell.
Father, we crave treats.
He didn't know he was in their mosh pit. Maybe they should have been playing some metal.
#21 The Ew Jersey jokes just write themselves.
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