Usually, you wait when the sun fucked off and it's cool to do that as the assholes are sleeping in the nest. You also want to seal it off completely...
I missed the word "heart" the first time I read that and was trying to figure out what the PURPOSE of that setup was. ...Honestly even knowing it was just a heart I'm STILL trying to figure out what exactly that thought process was.
So jumping in water from a swarm of anything is a potentially fatal mistake because they WILL stick around longer than you can hold your breath and when you surface your head and face are the only available target.
It's not bad to be skeptical, but the video seems too long to be AI (right now at least). And he's barely closing the bag, so the punches are being thrown from the outside.
*Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies, but the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." The candidate is disqualified, though, if "innocent bystanders" are killed in the process, as they might have contributed positively to the gene pool.
Hmm. I think there should be exceptions for people who remove themselves from further contributions to the gene pool in an exceptional manner. An honorary Darwin Award of sorts.
The whole premise of the Darwin award is that you do something so stupid that you remove yourself from the human gene pool before you can ever have children. This is usually people getting themselves killed before they can procreate. But something like having an explosive in your lap that goes off while you're doing something stupid with it can also prevent you from ever having children.
Bludabeagle
Bee G O N E!!!
RedTailedHawk
evildadunit
experience has shown, after the thirtieth or so sting, it doesn't really matter, nothing much matters
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Eh, it seems like he got it and walked away. Wait. No he didn't.
nik282000
Bro, have a plan
FPAlpha
He had a plan, it was just a predictably shitty plan.
daianaaaa
I can’t even fathom what he was trying to do
MapleSyrupMafia
Usually, you wait when the sun fucked off and it's cool to do that as the assholes are sleeping in the nest. You also want to seal it off completely...
Eddyrock
Someone found out about the bee sting’s secret power.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
He fed
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
IlluminaBlade
Those aren't chest height electrical lines are they?
BeckyLookAtHerButt
All he wanted was some honey...
LeftRightThere
Da3n
Phase 1: Put beehive in a bag.
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit !
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
2 is: hit your self in the head with it
Snooj
He didn't even do Phase 1 properly.
TsubakiTragic
The only thing I feel is remiss is that the metal fence wasn't electrified.
digifuzzy
Only if he was stung to death
RetrogradeLlama
Why carry the bag? Once the nest is down they will leave.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
The dude's carrying the nest with him.
Luvlyquants
Take home! duh! :)
Teratoid
And smacking it on his head
cropduster5000
and not exactly closing the bag
Willowofwisp
Panic makes you do some... interesting things.
Rkfinecake
A crackhead will do it for a fiddy
Resistance1000
Don't they have to say "hold my beer" first before becoming eligible?
larskongo
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
@UncleSlam123
UncleSlam123
“Hey, don’t bring that over here!” - The cameraman (probably). Great find!
v
forcedfx
Wait until night time my friend.
liamwayne101
My all time favorite is the guy who died by attaching a car battery to a cow heart and having sex with it. Love Darwin awards.
CarInAVet
I missed the word "heart" the first time I read that and was trying to figure out what the PURPOSE of that setup was. ...Honestly even knowing it was just a heart I'm STILL trying to figure out what exactly that thought process was.
njessup1992
... pardon?
thosearntpillows
Too bad there wasn’t a stream or something to…. Never mind.
maskedrabbit
So jumping in water from a swarm of anything is a potentially fatal mistake because they WILL stick around longer than you can hold your breath and when you surface your head and face are the only available target.
SuperFlamingTominoHead
I've read that some bees are smart enough to wait above the water for you to pop out again.
7hatsBollocks
Horse flies certainly do! I drove under and swam a ways, but the fucker bit me right on the scalp when I came up.
Styxwash
I think he meant to throw the hive into the water...
corndude101
I’ve read a study where scientists tested to see if wasps could remember faces of humans.
Turns out they can.
coolnotcooljkcool
this is why i change my face
IMPICKLERICK
I may be wrong but this appears to be ai slop... watch the bag. Im pretty sure bees can't throw punches inside the bag
LinkHouseMan
It's not bad to be skeptical, but the video seems too long to be AI (right now at least). And he's barely closing the bag, so the punches are being thrown from the outside.
Luvlyquants
Meh! Reddit says it is real. I trust Reddit more than I trust you. :)
IMPICKLERICK
As well you should. I am just a pickle
Luvlyquants
bregil
To be a Darwin Award winner you have to die, this is, if true, at best a runner up
dghughes
Being stung by multiple hornets since they can sting multiple times can be bad. That's close to death even if you're not allergic.
HandoB4Javert
*Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies, but the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." The candidate is disqualified, though, if "innocent bystanders" are killed in the process, as they might have contributed positively to the gene pool.
SternLecturePlumbing
They post Honorable Mentions
Ooti
Darwin contender
phalanaster
If you lose the ability to procreate and haven’t had any children yet.. and Technically, if you die you CANOT take anyone with you.
test8106
He might wish he was dead given how much that probably hurt.
Randomice
No need to die. As long as there is no more chance of procreation.
eetsumkaus
my favorite winner in this category is the dude who tried to massage his balls with one of those golf ball cleaners on the golf course
HeroofTimeampersandSpace
And that procreating hasn't already happened. You must be the last of your line.
JustAName00
Hmm. I think there should be exceptions for people who remove themselves from further contributions to the gene pool in an exceptional manner. An honorary Darwin Award of sorts.
Luvlyquants
He will die one day! :)
drduffer
“Good health is just another way of saying that you’re dying more slowly.”
-George Carlin
TheZommie
die, OR get castrated/infertile
JustAName00
Or humiliate yourself so thoroughly that no one of the opposite sex will ever sleep with you.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Um... so... what *exactly* qualifies you for the second one?
Camelspotting
Getting a little too friendly with a belt sander. Yes really.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Ouch
Cyberjvh
The whole premise of the Darwin award is that you do something so stupid that you remove yourself from the human gene pool before you can ever have children. This is usually people getting themselves killed before they can procreate. But something like having an explosive in your lap that goes off while you're doing something stupid with it can also prevent you from ever having children.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Ah. I already passed on my genes.
Gotcha44
Alas, no Darwin award for you. 😪