ProudAussie

54724 pts ยท June 15, 2013


I'm an Australian. Durr.

Meh. The redbaxk ain't that bad. I've had one living in the bottom corner of my bedroom window for a couple of years now. It's only about 2 feet from my bed.

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You'd definitely want a ciggy after having to do all that the first time.

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't take much energy to do good. But it sure does take a lot to be an asshole.

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're a billionaire, you'll have died a long time ago, so don't worry about how you'll look at 180.

6 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

You beat the Tide pod trend.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm suffering trauma from having just watched Obsession, and this clip ain't helping me.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

A favourite item for Republican Chads when underage girls are near.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ahh, the tax break.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donarrhoea

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahhh, the A.M.A. Tge organisation that originally said no to free healthcare for all and your health insurance needs to be linked to your job effectively, making you a slave to that company.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Mitch brain dead, Lindsay Graham dead. Maybe more of the elderly leaders will start giving up their political positions to a younger generation.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Australia, we just do a shoey.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lindsay Graham is dead as well now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

When will the people realise that the billionaires are a minority group thats not really needed and that they outnumber this minority group and finally step up and do something to them.
Even the guards of this minority class suffer at the hands of their master, but blindly abide to gain a messily pay check.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah they work fine. They just can't get themselves out of their safe.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

None of my 3 firearms have ever committed a mass murder.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Imagine now with A.I. controlling it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Only nein rounds.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At the current worksite, someone has a boobook banging out these hits. I'm single along. Terribly. My 28 year old assistant is looking at me wondering what the hell is happening.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but Microslop thought turning millions of usable devices into e-waste if you don't buy new equipment to run their latest OS was a brilliant move.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How many police and I.C.E. officers called in sick that day?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Seeing as though we're on about aliens.

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Boob = Top view, front view, side view.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She'll still vote for Trump if she could and will still vote Republican at every opportunity.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0