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https://www.newsweek.com/mexico-warns-of-diarrhea-risk-when-visiting-us-12208368
Jul 17, 2026 10:24 AM
Zammurkele
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https://www.newsweek.com/mexico-warns-of-diarrhea-risk-when-visiting-us-12208368
OliverClothesoff70
“The Revenge of Montezuma’s Revenge”!
VitaminJay
Now Mexican directors will use a brown/orange filter for scenes set in the US.
IToldYouSo1
Oatmealman1
not to mention their citizens are at serious risk of mindless murder by our government just for existing
Rendova
Manifest Destiny's Child--hood Nightmare Bathroom Blitz
opportunitywaster
US became the least desirable shithole of a country on earth,so much that even China and Russia start looking like friendlier places.
Thorketil
As long as you behave yourself, keep your mouth shut, and pay homage to the Führer.
unluckyandbored
I'd say most civilized countries have by this point issued travel advisories for the US.
Poppypoppoppop
Or be jailed by ICE... among other things
BobRossHB
Misspelled shot in the streets
Harm
Trump may finally get his wall.
n0bleman
*Donarrhea
ProudAussie
Donarrhoea
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Given the funding cuts for monitor/response of just this parasite among others, just refer to it as Trumporrhea or Mar-A-Lago's revenge,
Waaaazzzzzuuuuuupppppp
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DrSchlepenstein
Montezuma's Revenge
Adester
I imagined the zombie apocalypse differently...
vurcease
If they're sitting down they can't run after you, at least.
HairyChairstepper
Funny what happens when you destroy all the regulations put in place to protect people from things just like this. Who could have seen this coming?
michiyl
But think of all the awesome regulation! And all the money that was saved! /s
HardcoreMango
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annoyingpeoplewithmyheathencomments
are they talking about trump or the parasite?
Rogahar
Billy Connollys bit on how he and his wife and kids got diarrhea visiting Mexico one time had me and my Mum in stitches.
Ironic that he could now tell the same basic joke and change the country and nothing else.
stayingalive4life
Do people prefer the term “the MAHA blast” or “the Donaldrrhea” more when describing this?
BuckDitkis
🎵 It's like diarrhea on your day at the beach, a free taco with tainted lettuce🎵
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Trumparoni's Revenge
Munchman347
'Donnarehea's Revenge'...
ssumner13
Instead of Montezuma’s revenge it’s now Trump’s revenge
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Mar-a-Lago's Revenge
ssumner13
Trumporrhea
zufallszahlen
Oh, how the tacos have turned.
Cranbananarama
All the more funny that I saw a report earlier saying shipments of Taco Bell's lettuce had it. All the jokes people make are coming true.
toddthewraith
it's Taylor Farms lettuce (which supplies Taco Bell). so the Taylor Farms lettuce in the store has the same risk as t-bell now.
OmegaRainbow360
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OtterlyMagnificent
Didn't Tom Lehrer do a song about this like...decades ago?
CouldntCakeLess
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
maliciousGman
Double ironic, since the lettuce was sourced from Mexico. https://apnews.com/article/cyclospora-lettuce-taco-bell-cdc-fda-13d9e9ebdc46a4d05a58da2ae8e8d0de
rulerofthedingdongs
🎵A parasiiiite
That arrives on your plate🎵
starbuckqbb
A little too ironic.
Nalianna
yeah, i really do think.
neo154
It's currently pretty nice to see every other country treating the US like they treated other all the time. 3rd world country
fpsitv
Shithole country?
CouldntCakeLess
FaithAlone
We were the shit hole country all along.
GuyWithDog
You weren't. You were the beacon of hope in the world. But all good comes to an end
Thorketil
Beacon of hope in the world? When was that supposed to have been? The 19th century?
nutmegonyourdoodle
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
It's like liquid shiiiit
On your US visit
Nbiakro
It's a free eneeema
made of what you just ate
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
A third du-ump
After you already wiped
NotAPervert
And who would have fart and shidded
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Isn’t ironic don’t you excuse me I have to shit
nutmegonyourdoodle
hsalonen3000
If you keep fucking up, Mexico will be a better country to live in before 2050.
idiotsonfire
Mexico passed single payer. It already is the better country.
justfillingthespace
Bill Burr predicted as much. Literally verbatim: "By the time that wall is done, we're gonna be the ones trying to get over it."
periwinklepanda
Already have friends who became Mexican citizens this year. Neither have any connection to Mexico.
xj4low
They are already rolling out health care for all.
RooGryphon
it is. if you ignore the US propaganda
travislabranche24
Mexico might build a wall to keep Americans out.
Thorketil
Canada, perhaps, too.
rbudrick
And theyll actually want to pay for it this time. Probably build it perfectly in 2 months too. Hopefully cheeto won't be around to take credit.
sharK11
you mistyped 2027
PolitiCat
It already is.
Mairoa
Yep my friend's parents moved there full time and it's just better to live in than the US
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
I hear they have free healthcare now
SidewalkWidflower
We've always had it, mostly, and I'm an emergency it's always been one of the best places to end up at the Red Cross
slopwizard
North America 2050: you can choose to be murdered by a cartel, executed on the street by white supremacists, or stomped to death by a moose
TrippyTurtle69
I will take my chances with the moose.
SalmonTheWise
Not "die in a forest fire"?
PolitiCat
By 2050 there is no forest to burn down left. Either burned down already or sold as lumber.
SpectrumRabbit
We weren’t using the forests anyway.
SalmonTheWise
No forest, no moose.
Musicosity
I think the implication was Canada