Poopoopeepeevagina

145539 pts ยท February 12, 2014


A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

The mob has definitely put a person in one of these.

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There's a quote I remember from futurama. Goes something like this "If you do things right, people may not know you've done anything at all." And I think about that a lot.

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Don't cross the light sabers

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Didn't they just make a psychological horror movie about a place like this? Where people visit a neighborhood then can't find the exit?

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it's less achieved a different life and more that he escaped death

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It couldn't werf any flammen

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More in ours I bet

20 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about Sicilian?

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And testosterone supplement commercials "DO YOU SUFFER FROM...LOOOOW TEEEEE"

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I wonder of scarlet Johansson has friends of hers that like send her these all the time. Like if she was my close personal friend I would send her every new one I came across.

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Pretty close to my understanding, which is simply anything a maga doesn't like at any given point in time.

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The bibble

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But are they soaked in wood?

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I'd rather see 420

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"They don't make new battery's for this"

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My life for hire!

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And every one was a Bothan

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And I love you random citizen

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Don't forget, he was at the center of the fake elector scheme that they let go because they didn't want to prosecute a sitting president.

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I got this from a small local video store in the Florida keys as a kid. The scene where they drank the blood from the cotton candy cocoons with curly straws gave me nightmares.

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And lower energy costs that have increased 18%

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Every once in a while I get an out loud laugh from somebody on this website. Today it was from you.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine the burrito you could make with a tortilla that big

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By "care about others" they mean "donate to our church"

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the weirdest fuckin timeline

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Everybody liked that

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure republicans are betting on it. That would permanently open the doors to make this a forever war.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like my big ol burrito. AKA the big chubby

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most maga already forgot about Charlie Kirk... like they do most things

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do too. But I also hate it. Like how does this kind of thinking from somebody like the dick head customer ever present itself in one's mind?

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