PapaTimDankopus

2983 pts ยท November 26, 2014


manamanut doot dooo do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do do doot doot doodoot do. Support indies, kiddies.

so firearms are for american schools only, got it.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

reminder that following a weapons ban in bars creative Phillies took newspapers and stones to create The Millwall Brick, which is a newspaper that can kill you with blunt force.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"That's not what they voted for" my ass. Y'all explicitly voted for this exactly and are now shocked that the gestapo gets you too. Actually ram a rusty rebar into your urethra, please.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

on the wrist image, we're built like this for the same reasons that horses got rid of feet in exchange for walking on singular turbo brittle toes.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sometimes I wish we had a Professor Xavier to brain download the trauma of the holocaust into these people and graft it into their heads

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the ten megabyte hard drive is hilarious considering that it used to take a computer the size of a football field to have 8 megabytes and I'm pretty sure roughly 3-4 years later a nintendo 64 cartridge would hold that kind of storage.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

y'all want a mental flashbang this is the Chocolate Rain guy coming in with the socioeconomic insight.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's all "we reserve the right to reserve service to anyone for any reason" until it happens to you.

Nepotistic Assholes.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man it would be such a shame if any other president had their name elevated to obscene levels.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

step one, butter the dish. Step two: Wetted paper towel with a bit of dish soap. Step three: Shake Violently.
Rinse up, The stains will be gone.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I keep saying that multi billion dollar companies like walmart and mcdonalds need to stop abusing SNAP and just pay their fucking people a living wage.

or else.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mama mia
papa pia
baby got the DIIARRHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you got your gourd all goo'd

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

(sorry about that, Enter key was zealous.)

I'll take uh oh spaghettios for 600.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I thought it was I like little girls by oingo boingo

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this isn't even the first time this administration has been shit slammed over copyright infringement and using music that doens't belong to them. Remember how Lincoln Park sued the ever loving shit out of them for using a cover of In The End without permission for pro trump ads?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how else would they justify spending US tax dollars on The Orphan Grinder 9,000

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

honestly the worst part about that is that the tax credits might be trying to fund the hyperloop, which elon musk started to nuke public transport and waffle on

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember how much people fucking HATED windows 10 during the whole "Free upgrade" train that microsoft was trying to pull, forcing people onto a "Free Upgrade Trial" of windows 10 which worked incredibly poorly, crashed frequently, and was forcing windows 10 onto hardware that wasn't ready for it.

Speaking of repeating your last mistake and somehow shitting the same britches y'all remember windows vista?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You have a responsibility for how it looks" Wow.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for dogs red and green are the same color. The dogs always know.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as someone who's diagnosed, I feel like rich people need to start dropping from dysentery again. Can we bring that back, please?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you mean disney every june versus disney in july right?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNAHyFCDy54 the pukicho thing got a comic and a dub

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there's a sinister miranda cosgroveness to Dani's face that I love so dearly.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it should be worth noting that amazon built it's business by committing shipping fraud with a book that doesn't exist so that Bezos didn't need to buy books in bulk.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I KNEW MEGATRON CONTROLLED THE BULLION BANKS!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't wanna sound pro insurance but step one have thousands of dollars worth of woodshop equipment lying around and the skill to use them

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I really hope that someone in his administration mis reads what this post is trying to say and unironically advertises how much he "doesn't diddle kids."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0