NotSinceTheAccidend

69525 pts · May 3, 2019


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I have one that gently places his paw on my nose when I don’t wake up when he wants. He also will just flop/roll on his back right onto my face when that doesn’t work.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is Callisto! Keeper of black toebeans and the terror of the great carpet seas

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pfft I’m gonna be fi

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro. Take the day off

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut up asmond fart

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too late

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if we clone Mitch McConnell and since he never “dies” he just rules forever?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least she had on rollerblades. Could’ve grabbed her phone/cam and zoomed off if he got weird. Still best not to escalate. For real tho, sometimes I consider stealing a weirdo’s dog just to help the animal get away to safety

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I’ve chosen to take each of these as a formal date request. Yes, I say. Yes, I’d love to get that bread with you!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh. That’s why they don’t want term limits I guess

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oooh it is like a bestiality joke.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do it once, and you’ll never have to struggle again!

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes lol I’m also a girl so I’m not doing it just to creep on them. Maybe if we were all best friend witches or something tho!!

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok sure. I guess if the pay is good I’ll dance in a field in my undies with a few women dressed like sheep. I’d love to see this job’s posting

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve only ever seen this clip. Why did this get made?? I’ve seen it around so its def not ai shit

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She just wanted a hug

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Umm they’re rich and won’t even notice. This shit happening in crimea isn’t hurting Putin himself. Nor his cadre.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His initials are EAT? How quaint

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fireworks exist

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sigh. Again?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boooooo. How dare he. Remove him from prison and let the tigers have him. This time no weapons allowed.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ahh real like Kress and Render

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of them

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?????? Bro. Idk the real circumstances for the pilot. But if someone handed me a loaded gun when I was at my worst, I absolutely wouldn’t have hesitated.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are no fun at parties. But as a suicidal person myself, I am going to make jokes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Hehe. I bet she said “it is not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vaginaaah.”

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool, thank you!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr Nerd, do you have any fancy infographics of xray propagation? What I learned in school is obsolete since digital took over. I’d love a visual of how CT works

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0