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The leopard was tranquilized and taken back into the wild.
Jul 24, 2026 12:26 AM
Lassannn
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The leopard was tranquilized and taken back into the wild.
RogerMurtaugh
Bloody fuck you!
MenloPart
Beware of the Leopard
Aristocrats
fuckin' vogons weren't playing'.
NightOwlRally
Bad kitty! No! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aHlzbzV2dDR0NGFpOHh5bHc1d3Zwb2NyZDluMzRlY2Nub3UzNnd6eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xULW8vMlzNLUi9tfAA/200w.webp
Degarafarat
It's clearly looking for a drink. Just trew the employee out of its way.
ATastyCorpsesicle
"I am NOT a memeber of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, thank you very much" -Liquor store employee probably
QuartzPoker
Leopards are weak against folding chairs
yesdearmetoo
No leopards here in Vermont, that I know of. I did see a Cougar at the Walmart in Hinsdale NH. The other day.
AgamemnonsMemes
Do you have a catch and release rule for your cougars?
LespritDeLescalier22
Hot cougars and/or leopards in your area
aesaclub
Leopard just wanted some empty boxes.
lightfoot2
kitty!
tamanostre
One of the times it's perfectly acceptable to shit your pants
BlackTrashTiger
Leopard tryna get Liquord
DenseBot
I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face
FoxPeregrine
This is why I never worked in a liquor store. Fucking leopards
BIC777
He'll be back. That leopard has a drinking problem.
FlintNorth44
CyberWizard252
Leopards apparently lose their chill once they sober up.
QuantumInc
Wait, Leopards are from South America. India has wild Tigers, but not Leopards. How did a Leopard get to India?
HenryLongfellowIII
India and Africa have leopards. India has about 14,000 estimated. Are you thinking of jaguars?
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
EMHPicardo
Chance of being attacked by a leopard may be low... but never zero.
ralph2sam
I ordered cabernet dammit
CorvidPrime
And instead got cougarnet…
FukcTedCruz
Catbernet*
UnattendedDeviant
Geez...I moved from NYC to Atlanta and was like, cool..deer in neighbors backyard. I'm basically living in the wild now.
hayeszc84
Welcome to Atlanta! We're full.
Just kidding.
Kind of.
But welcome, anyway!
PinkEater
Isn't it great.
Feralkyn
Lol you coulda gotten even more by going 2 hours east. Long Island is FULL of them; all urban/suburban whitetails that graze in yards.
arajad
Wait until it's raccoons in the attic. Not so much fun then (especially at 3am).
shitheadtookmyname
I've never understood how they get there. There isn't even a hole big enough for a squirrel anywhere in my roof. How does a raccoon get in your attic?
UnattendedDeviant
Oh we got tons of raccoons in NYC. That wouldn't be anything new.
halfabubbleoff
Have you seen the rats in NYC?
Evenmoreuselessname
Lol instead of raccacoonie you could have like... ratatouille! Like the same movie, but rats instead of raccoons!
iamthemurray
I think I'd take raccoons over squirrels, those fuckers are truly gnarly
Fyreworx
here i am in australia not having to worry about getting attacked by leopards.
witalaska4
Easier to see & avoid leopards in Asia, than to trying to see & avoid the 10 most venomous snakes all found in Australia
1stDrunkJoe
However, some of this millennia's most dangerous creatures have opposable thumbs so be careful.
queernosaur
Just literally everything else
ViolentlyJaded
Until I release them to reduce the kangaroo population
lesteros
The only thing not dangerous in Australia are the sheep. And you brought them there with you from europe. Even the damn koalas can give you chlamydia.
TheWiseAlaundo
Yeah but you can take an antivenom for most of it and i guess penicillin for the Koala thing. Not quite as easy to get a effective "anti mauled" injection.
rezpawner
That's true. They've all been eaten by much, MUCH worse stuff.
Poppypoppoppop
... ... LMAO. Good one.
pandajack
I thought one of those was a banana peel at first.
dwarfinathonginacaskinthewaterwoooo
yeah and most people probably die because of cows
EverNotRelevant
Just cougars?
Fyreworx
we do have plenty of those.
1stDrunkJoe
Fucking wankers! 🤣 You made me look it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougars_in_Western_Australia
HillOfBeans
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
You've never been to Perth
Futchm
And your drive a car into the building drive thru liquor stores and BYOB restaurants and your Bundy rum seriously that's the best rum I've ever had and it's the only Bundy product not exported to the states
Fyreworx
it's kinda wild to hear people say that bundy is good. glad you enjoy it though, the factory is fun to tour though. Don't live too far from bundy myself.
Thedewk
I'm Aussie and enjoy Bundy, wouldn't say it's fantastic but it's fine
Fyreworx
Thedewk
Yeah it's definitely popular with some colourful characters xD
CaptainDiddleFartingAround
Just hot cougars in your neighborhood.
YippeeKayakOB
Nice try, Aussie. You got all the crazy stuff.
mikeatike
The leopards gotta watch out for emus.
And I'm talking about tanks, not cats.
Greer8
But a dingo could eat your baby, no?
Hoogemast
So how is that brown snake doing in your closet/kitchen/shoe ?
TsubakiTragic
with ya m8. leopards would be just too freakin scary.
TheDreadPirateMontoya
They used to have a drive-through "Lion Park" in Logan, QLD, back in the day. Legend has it that one escaped.
XXXSpork
You live on fucking monster Island
Boopdoot
I never understood this perception. We got some bad snakes sure but you never hear of any fatalities. Crocs are only up far north and around the coast. At least we don't have any big apex land predators like BEARS.
snarkybitch
Dont we all.
alcamar
We'll just rename Earth to Monster Island, it's fitting
Fyreworx
it's really not as bad as all that honestly.
Akaszkronos
You get used to check your shoes. And dunny seat.
AgamemnonsMemes
I was in the UK visiting a friend once and i was helping move some plant pots and i wasn't putting my fingers under the edge to pick them up and they asked why and i said 'oh thats just how I do it, spiders you know' and they were like.. 'wot' Its just so natural to think about spiders. Also, walking in long grass, they are just out there wandering around in long grass and my brain is screaming 'THERE ARE SNAKES IN THERE' the whole time.
TheDreadPirateMontoya
I still remember the old advice of "If you're gonna go in the long grass, wear your footy socks!".
ALTEFFFOUR
I'd rather live on monster fucking island.
Fyreworx
JetHed
Don't worry. It's just a name.
Askani27
It’s actually a peninsular
malbec
Where nothing could possiblie go wrong. Err I mean possibly. That’s the first thing that’s ever happened.
bril350
For real skull island would be a vacation FROM australia
ACatNamedJonesy
☝️lmao
doobiedoobop
I've NEVER had to worry about leopards getting me at the store. And i don't have to pay attention to bear or moose or elk or wolf or mountain lion advice or warnings because we aren't plagued by those monsters here
AgentTasmania
95% of us live in coastal cities and never see anything more dangerous than a seagull in person.
EstoyPoopis
Spiders? Living in Australia thought me to always store all my cups facing down or else.
I bet you guys just nornalized a bunch of stuff that doesn't count now, and you need legit man-killers to raise a brow.
AgentTasmania
Barely any of the dangerous things live where people do, and those only in limited ranges.
And these posts are always from the land of daily mass shootings.
spookyu
.....this feels like survivor bias on a geological scale lol
battery1979
What about the magpies?
TheDirtySanchezBros
https://youtu.be/1sWaG8e5TLY
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
MONSTER ISLAND
Boopdoot
Yeah this. We got some dangerous snakes but living in a city I've never seen one. At least we don't have big apex land predators like FUCKING BEARS.
lonosham
And the occasional redback or funnel web
BeachsideBarghest
Or white-tail, got a nice crater-ish scar on my leg from one of those cunts.
EBlade19889
I'm on the other side of the world and hadn't heard of those before, but basically the first thing the damn AI summary told me is that medical studies say it's not necrotizing. To be clear I AM NOT DOUBTING YOU but I'm curious about the discrepancy. Did you see the one that got you? If not necrotic, what would account for the shape of the scar? Did you just pick at it during healing?
I just like to know things and would like to know your side
PostMoThoin
Or drop bears in
RoyalWithChz
White tail? Is that a spider or lizard…? In the US that’s a type of deer.
Yasashii93
Yeah but you still have the Huntsman Spider and the Golden Orb Weaver over there so uhh… still a no from me, mate.
AgentTasmania
... those are both harmless to humans.
Yasashii93
It really isn’t about that in this case, mate.
Scobragon
The only monsters there are magpies.
AgamemnonsMemes
All the magpies around me are my friends. I've fed probably 10 generations now. They follow me around when i walk my dog lol
Scobragon
If we were supervillain and superhero, you'd be my hard counter.
frozenlake247
Yeah, from what I’ve seen magpies are basically crows that connected the dots, realized that (like geese) they don’t have to win fights if they can just make cowards flee, and decided to choose violence/hold the line against anyone that messes with them including humans!
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
What about the spiders that people apparently didnt come around to fuck? Like are they not sexy enough or something?
itshairtime1234360
You wanna run that one by me again?
AgamemnonsMemes
Too hairy but there is a spider for everyone here.