NotRustyShackleford

12590 pts · January 9, 2015


Something about myself.

Kitty porn

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Fuck that cat

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I guess

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I think they lost that fight

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Don’t let facts get in the way of a good time

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I don’t know what you’re talking about…

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“You’ll never change in a million years!” - his wife probably

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Name it Michael Jackson

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Promise? Don’t temp me with a good time.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m 45 and believe retirement for people my age is a myth, just like horny MILFs in my area.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I read this with an Australian accent

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sven, you know that it’s true! 🎵

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hospital is the same way. I was helping out in another department a while and they wanted to keep me there full time. But before that could happen, they had to list the position for 5 business days, even though they wouldn’t be considering anyone else. Maybe because we are non-profit?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he belonged to himself!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn’t Romans crucify the OG?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for a twist!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I you just saying that you miss Vienna? You know this is Köln, Germany right?

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was born in the 80th

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Just throwing it out there, the theatre doesn’t make their money from the ticket price. They make their profit from concessions.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

“Under difficult conditions”. I watched this live with NASA commentary. The crew landed the exact minute NASA predicted. I’m not following this categorization.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

She would tie my dick into a giraffe

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Love the 67 Chevy! My grandfather had one and I learned to drive stick in it. I still regret selling it.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read this like the intro to Law and Order

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you share? I follow him on socials and haven’t seen that. Jesse has always been for free speech and anti violence so I don’t see him advocating for Charlie’s murder.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He put out 4 albums in the last year and got nominated for some Grammy’s.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It had stopped when I was there recently. Check their insta; they made a video about it.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want the cherries to be jubilant!

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Are you saying it won’t make my dick bigger?

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did he kill fiddy men?

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