Kangaroo balls. Huge, kangaroo balls.
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7
1490
Read it like Christopher Walken
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9
1525
I don’t know what you want anymore so here’s my meat
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9
1888
I peed a little
7
1
523
Find the giraffe
21
3
1138
Get you a gas station that can do both
1
1
382
People often ask me what it’s like as a firefighter...
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10
3281
I’m not saying it’s hot at Oma’s house but..
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10
3891
Water steaks
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10
664
The message on these wipes...
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3
822
The poison for Kuzco
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3
1899
We serve dinner all afternoon
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1233
#15dollars
4
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1227
Shits on fire yo!
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799
Screw the game, I want a balloon!
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8
2491
Grocery stores getting wild
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4
3580
No thanks
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5
788
Let’s celebrate our father for what he is known for the most: taking nasty shits.
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0
210
Unless you're talking about f***ing walking!
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4
63
Just got off work, changed out of the suit and into Crocs, for beer and the fire is getting ready for steak!
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2
487
Fancy Desk
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2
60
What kind of burger place is this?
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0
481
My kids wonder why I’m in a bad mood...
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16
684
Winters in Texas
5
5
3
Plants that thrive on neglect, just like me.
10
2
776
Food Truck - Smokin Titan Concept
0
0
496
This is getting out of hand
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1523
Cute baby cow
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What my wife says when I've fucked up.
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3
538
Stephen King’s House
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4122
Never let them see you bleed
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8
88
The best co-pilot
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1
1912
I don’t think they even tried
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2972
Look at this cabinet! What’s inside?
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7
1618
I guess...
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4
644
Beer, it's the breakfast of champions
3
8
9
Pimp my ocean
4
0
1378
We live in extraordinary times
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14
2834
I wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius
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1
234
That pattern tho...
1
1
284
If IKEA made an elevator
8
3
60
“Clearance”
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5
2867
Corn is a unit of measure in Texas
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6
98
I'm on a gluten free diet
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5
76
When they say I have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning the lottery..
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3893