NotAParsnipInDisguise

10674 pts ยท January 20, 2018


I am not a parsnip in disguise. I make zines and music, stream, and other non-parsnip themed stuff that none of you Imgurites will allow to be posted. I am definitely not a parsnip in disguise. HFA, 50+, pessimist. And absolutely, definitely not a parsnip in disguise. https://desperatefun.neocities.org

But I am told green is an un-sinful colour...

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He's on third.

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No, Who's on first.

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Maybe it's Moobelline.

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#12 Mummenschanz (sp?) troupe as seen on The Muppet Show

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Makes me think of Ethiopian Lard Farmers for some reason. Three chord thrash with one string basslines.

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Rick: They're called breasts, and everybody likes them.

(Beat)

Vyvyan: I don't!

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To quite Chuck Jones, "We invested every fat curve we owned into Bugs Bunny's steed." Something like that.

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I feel a sort of rushing... like a message going over my head...

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Note the shadow of the Bean approaching

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They'll never get to the bottom of this shit, they've nothing to go on...

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Trump is clearly a Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

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Looks like sexuallobster from Newgrounds

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As soon as they scare up enough money to buy their balls back from their owners.

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"Could"
"May"
Will.

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And that's what happens after third helpings of hot bombay duck and curried gunpowder, washed down with Emerson's Violent Stone and Ginger Purge. Nurse! The screens!

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The Interislander in bad weather

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Joe Neumann and the Rudy Schwartz Project - Enhanced Florence Henderson

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To the front page with you!

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*theme from Pot Black intensifies*

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So they were...

...in-Seine?

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Man, Max Headroom fell on hard times.

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Honky Tonk Freeway reference.

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