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My Bad
Monty Python Norwegian Blue – Dead Parrot sketch (trimmed to fit)
Jul 9, 2026 8:51 PM
OceansRust
21700
491
15
My Bad
Monty Python Norwegian Blue – Dead Parrot sketch (trimmed to fit)
RobertAG25772
Week (nit Weekend) At Bernie’s
CptChunk
Worst sequel to Weekend at Bernie’s.
cptsilver
I'm sorry to be so grim, but i feel like they won, they did whatever they wanted, live old f up everyone and never face consequences.
PunnyTiger
#4 the meme didn't make him into a turtle. the meme pointed out that he resembles a turtle; it didn't change his appearance in any way.
DOcelot1
Idontspellcheck
Are conservatives calling for Mitch's seat to be vacated? They went after Biden for much less.
Nim449
forgot the /s?
FurtiveGlancer
#1 now do Trump
Smingersdidit
Hootykai
Iranian drones are trying to kill him. That is why they are hiding him, or is it Japanese Muslims.
willpostanything
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bWV2NmtxMGZtY2ljN2NnZDU5MnJmaDlobjIxeXB4aWR2OHdiMm54cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/yMWdlaSuPk7WkQaQBY/200w.webp
OceansRust
I just saw one of my favorites – Lalo Alcaraz latest Editorial Cartoon for Andrews McMeel.
Redshadow09
#1 a little faster death! Also you missed the major one but nice grab.
vonKaiser
Djones06236
I really hope Mitch suffered before ending up in his current condition. That guy deserves nothing less.
VibratingNipples
michaelfire
OldNternetWizard43
They probably moved people for weird parties
SpikesGuns
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Ditch Mitch https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1em9tZmRubXFoOGJtNHJ2ZDh4OXJmMHlkZXZrcTJmNmd0N3I2cHYxNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OY9XK7PbFqkNO/200w.webp
yourelivingalloverme
Move mitch, get out the way
BobaFettApproves
Mitch betta have my money!
LogicalLimes
He does. And your healthcare. And that’s part of the problem.
BeardicPerformance
#2 “The parrot is fine. I talked to them on the phone for about 20 minutes today. Beautiful plumage.”
battery1979
Til there are two versions of the dead parrot skit.
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
#2 This is one of the main reasons I give to PBS, and I was so pissed about their cut funding; seriously. Growing up, before we got cable, in the early 80s, there were like 6 fuckin channels, with one being a local Chicago Station which was also PBS most of the time. PBS aired BBC Masterpiece theater type shit, which didn't interest me much, BUT fuckin Benny Hill, Monty Python, Faulty Towers, and Dave Allen became gods to me, thnx to fuckin PBS. -_-
rdewalt
Has he officially been declared dead? Asking for about 85% of all Americans.
Sageypie
I mean, at this point it feels like a given. But we've had false hope before.
Watch this ancient mf'er show up with a fresh head of hair, talking like his stay in the hospital was scary or something. Turn out that it's just him getting some work done and quietly recovering like we won't see a difference.
NotAParsnipInDisguise
Nim449
not with kind of voters we have, no.
TheMindEntropic
T h e y h a v e n ' t b e e n s i n c e t h e 1 9 6 0 s , w h e n c i v i c s w e r e g u t t e d f r o m p u b l i c s c h o o l c u r r i c u l a .
asm80dfa8sdfj
I'm sorry you lived in a shitty district. We still taught civics in the 90s and 2000s in some places.
TheMindEntropic
My statement was: "It was no longer mandatory," not "it stopped existing everywhere."
lightfoot2
Is he dead?
leviaton
It's he dead? ... Yet
eion85
If he was in any kind of state to be photographed or record an audio message it would already have been released.
I'm honestly amazed we haven't seen some AI fake released as proof of life.
invalidobject
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
Let me put it this way, we still have no proof he is still alive.
lightfoot2
Ah, still in a superposition of states.
TORQD
Schrodinger's senator
beatmacster
Was gonna say Schrodingers Mitch
yourelivingalloverme
The dead don’t die
lightfoot2
We need to watch more zombie movies.
mrbadxampl
I'm always in favor of that
yourelivingalloverme
The dead don’t die is pretty good. Been a while since I’ve seen it. Time for a rewatch. Maybe I’ll pop open a bottle of champagne and watch it when the news is out.
lightfoot2
Oh it's a movie. I'm sorry I'll have to watch it.
psugab
It's also the theme song to the movie
NZSheeps
I'm guessing on life support until August 3rd. It's probably why his wife suddenly decided on a trip to China, so nobody can pull the plug
usmctech
I bet it will also be the fastest burial of a Senator ever. No chance they want to risk an autopsy.
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freemab
The legal deadline that would mean a special election has to be held.
rfleming1080
Kentucky law states that it doesn't matter when he dies, they have to have an election to replace him. No matter how close to the midterms it is. Of course, they aren't going to follow that law or will cheat to win. I expect even if it was a legit election, a republican would still win his seat.
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NZSheeps
It just rolls over to the general election
sirleoiii
The Kentucky State Assembly put through a bill that specifically stopped the governor from appointing someone in cases like this ... after a democrat became governor.
battery1979
I believe he had decided to retire, finally.